Monday, August 25, 2008

an emasculated, infantile complain-ee..

In the time since I posted last, Gerard rented a monkey for LynZ, totally forgetting his support of PETA and animal rights. Jimmy Urine declared Gerard his best friend. The Black Parade Is Dead came out and everyone in the band thanked everyone, except Gerard who thanked LynZ, and then his parents as an after thought. Gerard moved to LA where he was seen with his new "posse" of friends, meaning LynZ, Jimmy Urine and his wife. A few more interviews came and went where he promoted MSI. And recently he wrote a message to MySpace trying to say how everything was cool with the band, yet what it really comes down to is Frank is touring with his other band, Bob just got our of surgery, no mention of whta Mikey is working on, and he doesn't know where Ray is. He also hinted that he is going to go see an upcoming MSI show, which is funny because of all of LynZ's protests that she doesn't want fans to go to their show just to see Gerard.

I feel really bad for the rest of the band now that Jimmy Urine and LynZ are Gerard's best friends. Didn't his band see him through the worst times, when he was suicidal didn't they pull him up from rock bottom? Now they are tossed aside for "inspirational" MSI.

Have I forgotten anything? I think there was more but I can't remember it.

This is mostly just to give you all some new space to talk.

It's really good to know that there are people out there who see through their pathetic facade.

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Anonymous said...

Oh, so Gabriel is the boob man, eh?

No but seriously, I also remember old drawings of Gerard's that used to get posted around and one was a black and red drawing of the torso of a woman tearing her clothes off, leaving just a few strands to cover her breasts. I remember because it used to show up all the time and I remember thinking how cliche it was for a comic nerd.

Anonymous said...

But his drawings are based of off Gerard's original ideas and sketches.

Anonymous said...

Here is the drawing I was referring to.

So, yeah. I just can't see a gay man drawing that.

Anonymous said...

this is from last nights MSI show. Skanksey must have been high when she got dressed. she has an ankle sock on one foot and a checkered knee high sock on the other one.

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=wAkU1K4uhvs

Anonymous said...

oh, well i stand corrected (no sarcasm intended) but does it really matter. and yes, i agree that is cliche.

Anonymous said...

Everything Gerard doea is cliche -
Brothers in a rock band.
Behave like an asshole when famous.
Marry a "hardcore" woman after weeks of dating.
Dump devoted girlfriend after becoming famous.
Become addicted to drugs and alcohol.
Relapse.
Objectivfying woman.
Complain about penniless childhood.
Cheating his on girlfriend with obvious groupie.
Consept albums.....

See, he hasn't got an orignal thought in his pewny brain. I surprised they didn't get married at The White Chapel in Vegas, they're so cliche.

Anonymous said...

11:14 you making fun of the people here?

Anonymous said...

Whether 11:14 is making fun of the people here or not, everything s/he said is true.

The only difference between Gerard and your standard cliche rocker is that he pretended not to be one in the beginning and actually convinced his fans he was sincere.

Anonymous said...

I would say that even if fans weren't convinced, 'attempted bullshitting' is probably still a crime punishable by a kicking in the blogs!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
11:14 you making fun of the people here?


I wasn't making fun of you lot her and I'm sorry if it came out like that.

I was mocking Gerard and his "originality".

Anonymous said...

^Good to know.

I would say that even if fans weren't convinced, 'attempted bullshitting' is probably still a crime punishable by a kicking in the blogs!

You've experienced BN then......

Anonymous said...

I killed the blog. :(

Anonymous said...

back in these comments (i'm at 601-1817) there are tons of comments about eliza cuts and what gerard supposedly did to her.

now, i'm not a rabid fan and i don't follow everything all the time, but --

i remember that one night in a fit of boredom i tried to track down any proof of this eliza person's claims, and found absolutely nothing that bolstered her claims. i remember reading one of her actual posts on myspace, but i'm a little fuzzy now on what was actually in it because 1) it was ages and ages ago in internet time (about 10 months, lol) and 2) i didn't really care--and i didn't care because i could nothing to add veracity to the story.

why does anybody give this eliza person any credit? i think anybody who believes her stories is being taken in by a somewhat psycho attention whore (who is probably secretly laughing at how easy it is to fool people.)

i don't really care about the rest of this, since i landed here randomly (and again, fueled by crazy levels of boredom, but hey, it was kind of fun to read the venom on all sides), but i really amazes me that people so readily believe this eliza cuts person...like, what the hell? she strikes me as nothing more than a low-grade internet con artist.

Anonymous said...

and i've just run into a string of comments about how gerard looks like shit lately.

maybe this has something to do with the fact that he's not 27 anymore...? age catches up with everyone eventually.

fuck, i don't know. i'm no expert on male beauty. but it makes me laugh, the idea that maybe everybody is shitting their pants over his appearance, but it's just that he's (hold on to your hats) getting older.

Anonymous said...

Passerby,

It's not that we believe her, we just take what she says into consideration if anything seem connected to it. We all know she's a attention seeker and probably lied a lot in her "story".

Gerard's looks. We are well aware that he's 31 now and we don't expect him to look exactly the same. We are concern about his weight and appearance because of the rumours about him relapsing. He has lost a lot of weight. I even saw someone at Perez Hilton refer to him as "crack skinny". We might not approve of his recent actions, but we don't wish him harm either.

"i'm not a rabid fan and i don't follow everything all the time"
If this is true, then no wonder you don't understand what we've said and misinterpretted it and laugh at us.

Why are you here? If I may ask.

Anonymous said...

Passerby,

Eliza pretty much serves the same purpose for the people on this blog as she did for you...she relieves our boredom. That's because, in between Gerard's random fits for attention (I mean, really, what band gets so much news circulated on them so consistently when on a break), it is almost inevitable that Eliza will say/do something stupid.

Anonymous said...

Ready for the latest bit of MSI gossip:

There tour manager has been attacked. It's on there press page.

Anonymous said...

*their

Anonymous said...

At least Frank is getting on just fine. he's releasing his Leathermouth album in 2009. Best of luck to him.

Anonymous said...

and i've just run into a string of comments about how gerard looks like shit lately.

maybe this has something to do with the fact that he's not 27 anymore...? age catches up with everyone eventually.

fuck, i don't know. i'm no expert on male beauty. but it makes me laugh, the idea that maybe everybody is shitting their pants over his appearance, but it's just that he's (hold on to your hats) getting older.

October 17, 2008 4:32 AM


Yes age catches up to everyone. But the fact that he smokes and hit the drugs and alcohol hard doesn't help him out either. But as Some one said it isn't some much that he lost his boyish looks but that he can go from looking like he has gain 50lbs to loo.king like he lost a 100lbs in a mater of months. And that kind of weight loss isn't good on the body. That isn't even going on about how he looks like he need to get some sleep.


What Eliza has to say I take with a grain of salt. She did date him after all. But I think she is off her rocker. The woman need s to move on and leave MCR and their fans only.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Hell. Is there nothing those cheap fucks won't post on their press page?! I'm surprise they don't have a like to this site.

Anonymous said...

LOL! I wonder who the two band members where? It couldn;t have been LynZ - Super Gerard with his incrediable bus fixing techniques would have saved her like he did before.

Shit! I forgot that Super Gerard is actually Super Lame Gerard and he has the strengh and mental age of two year old.

That guy looks a little old to be an MSI fan and he's not wearing an MCR tshirt - Maybe he was doing the Lords work by attempting to assasinating the band to make the world a better place.

Anonymous said...

Can someone link the page.

Anonymous said...

Here you are Anon

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the link.


All I can think is that when you run around dressing and acting the way lynz does you are going to get the attention of nut jobs like that. Also why didn't their tour manger get security. In this day and age if you see someone someplace they shouldn't be you need to get back up. Because that guy could of had a gun or a knife.

Anonymous said...

^He's MSI's tour manager, he ain't going to be high in the IQ department.

Anonymous said...

And he is only 23. I think this also explains why it took msi so long to get their name out there.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, Passerby, you didn't really read the comments about Gerard's appearance very carefully. The people here were not talking about him looking old. I saw the words frail, tired, too thin, skeletal, etc.

Someone also mentioned that he looked as though he had "dead eyes", which goes more towards his mental state than his physicality.

As far as Eliza goes, if you haven't been around the fandom much you've clearly missed a lot. Yes, she's a manipulator, but I don't think she's lying about her relationship with Gerard or the way he dumped her.

I saw with my own two eyes the little "wash that man outta my hair" diva fit he had onstage the day he ditched the ring (very publicly). That was cruel, unprofessional and totally unnecessary. Whether you like Eliza or not (I personally do not) nobody deserves to be treated with so little respect.

Anonymous said...

^Don't forget the "I was surrounded by awful people" comment he made in an interview.

Anonymous said...

And he is only 23. I think this also explains why it took msi so long to get their name out there.
No, being a shit band it why MSI never got their name out there.

Anonymous said...

At least Frank is getting on just fine. he's releasing his Leathermouth album in 2009. Best of luck to him.

Thats good sign MCR aren't going to be putting out a new record then. If Frank is in the studio with Leathermouth now, and they release in early '09, then he is going to be touring with Leathermouth for at least the rest of the year, no?

I don't see that album happening.

Anonymous said...

sandwich again said...

And he is only 23. I think this also explains why it took msi so long to get their name out there.
No, being a shit band it why MSI never got their name out there.

October 17, 2008 12:34 PM


That too.

Anonymous said...

That's good sign MCR aren't going to be putting out a new record then. If Frank is in the studio with Leathermouth now, and they release in early '09, then he is going to be touring with Leathermouth for at least the rest of the year, no?

I don't see that album happening.

October 17, 2008 12:58 PM


I think the leather mouth CD has already been made they just need a label to put it out on. I think there will be another MCR CD but I don't think it will do well.

Anonymous said...

LM is on Epitaph:

http://community.livejournal.com/leathermouth/44424.html

I'm still confused why he isn't using s//c, though.

Anonymous said...

I'm still confused why he isn't using s//c, though.

Frank said in an interview a while back that he wasn't comfortable promoting himself, which is why he wanted to find another label for Leathermouth.

Anonymous said...

Ah! Awesome.
So excited for Leathermouth's album. :)

Anonymous said...

How noble of him.

/sarcasm

Anonymous said...

sandwich,

i was here because of crazy levels of boredom...i had read the updates on my favorite sites, started searching stuff randomly, and ran into this blog.

public flaming sessions can be fun to read, especially if you're a mostly disinterested third party.

for the record, i still like mcr. i think they're pretty damned good, and still promising. probably the most promising band of the current crop. there's some real talent in the band. i'm sort of waiting for the next album to see how the music develops post-black parade.

as for gerard way's personal life...meh. it's pretty useless to try and decipher celeb lifestyles from a distance. even harder to guess what they're going to do/be in the future. but this is fun to watch.

not pointing fingers or anything. we all have things that push our buttons and i've been involved in my share of internet shouting matches (just not involving mcr), and i'm sure there were people lurking who were entertained by me/my fellow shouters.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

as for gerard way's personal life...meh. it's pretty useless to try and decipher celeb lifestyles from a distance. even harder to guess what they're going to do/be in the future. but this is fun to watch.




If only that was the case. Gerard has decided that his personal life must be know to everyone. How happy he is to have lousy people out of his life and how much lynz has made his life so much better.

Anonymous said...

Good to know Passerby.

Although I agree with MJ. If Gerard, his "wife" and Eliza had shut up about their personal lives, there would be nothing to speculate about.

Anonymous said...

^That should be "wife!". The exclamation point is mandatory.
;)

Anonymous said...

Sorry. ;)

You're amayyyyzing to point that out. =P

Anonymous said...

I got a link to this blog from a friend. We were talking about how neither of us is into MCR anymore and I said I didn't know anyone who was into them now and she sent me this link. I'm surprised to find there are people who took Gerard and his talk about feminism and what-not seriously. I never took any of that stuff to heart, I only cared about the music. Now the music doesn't appeal to me so I've moved on. I think all of you would be much better off if you would do the same thing.

Anonymous said...

i agree with a visitor about all of us being better off if we'd just let all this drop. gerard isn't who we thought he was. so what?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the advise anons. But this place is about being able to vent about what you don't like about the whole situation and have a good laugh.


It's fine if you didn't believe him but some of us did and we are going to talk about it. Until we can't talk about it any more. FYI this isn't about getting Gerard to change back because even if he did I don't think anyone here would believe him.

resurrected wreck said...

So, yeah. I just can't see a gay man drawing that.

Au contraire. Gay men love boobs.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if it's just me, but have you ever wondered if Gerard is secretly gay?

I mean, I know it's been stated before that it doesn't matter and it really doesn't... But certain things about him just give me an inclining that he is. Maybe he's bi-sexual? I don't know. Just a random thought.

Anonymous said...

I wish he was gay

Anonymous said...

He's too unhygienic to be gay. All the gay guys I know, which is a lot, are immaculate so I'm not stereotyping.

I think Gerard doesn't know how his is at all which is why he makes out with guys and girls. It also explains his sudden changes in behaviour depending on who he's with.

Anonymous said...

*who he

Anonymous said...

If he starts making out with Frank again that means it is over with lynz

Anonymous said...

Au contraire. Gay men love boobs.

Elaborate?

Am I the only one that never liked the whole "pretending to be gay onstage but vehemently denying you are gay yourself (and sometimes with disgust that the topic be mentioned)" thing?

I know he said it was to weed out the homophobics in the audience and prove it is "okay" - but I always felt it was making a joke of it more than anything else.

First of all, he plays gay onstage, but often stated how irritated (sounding disgusted) that he is often mistaken for being gay himself. Also, his stage acts haven't done shit to "raise gay awareness", but have in fact added to the recent cultural stigma against bisexuality that has come largely from so many people in the music scene using it as a method to attract people to their band. Making people believe it is just an attention getting device.

Well, I'm probably biased, but it always disheartened me to see it used as a tool to get teenage girls to swoon over him.

I don't think he's gay at all, I think he is using the ambiguity as just another marketing tool.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think LynZ is a homophobic?

Gerard and Frank used to kiss all the time and it never bothered Jamia, but as soon as LynZ shows up they stop. Plus, there are those lovely MSI songs. I know she doesn't write the lyrics but she does play in the band.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think LynZ is a homophobic?

I don't think it was a homophobic gesture, just a jealous one.

I think the Frank/Gerard crap definitely ended because of her, but I think it was more of a "you're with me, and only me, now" thing.

But like I said above, I'm not missing it.

Anonymous said...

He stopped making out with Frank when he was with Eliza. But as soon as it was over he was making out with Frank again.

Anonymous said...

Saturn, I agree. Making out with Frank was a shock tactic to draw attention to the band because guy-on-guy love appealed to teenagers. How many times have you seen the teenies mention Ferard and Waycest? It's endless. To them it'd risque and that's why they go crazy for it.

Anonymous said...

He stopped making out with Frank when he was with Eliza. But as soon as it was over he was making out with Frank again.

Hmmm. That guy really hates being alone.

Anonymous said...

The waycest shit always grossed me the fuck out.

Anonymous said...

Just as many teenagers don't like the guy on guy stuff. But just with the ones that like lynz those are the ones that are the most vocal. I do believe him when he said it was done (at first) because people were calling them F*ggots. But after awhile it became something else.

Anonymous said...

I think Gerard has a love/hate relationship with his fans. He likes the adulation, but at the same time he resents the fans for being all up in his shit all the time.

I truly think a lot of what he has done over the past few years has been to fuck with people's heads.

He acts gay onstage, but he tells the press he's straight. He said in an interview that he made out with Bert McCracken once for so long it wasn't funny. Oh, wait! That was just a joke and when asked about it later he said, "I think we're denying that one now."

Same goes for the mixed messages he and Eliza were sending out. She made it pretty clear in her blogs they were dating; he said they weren't.

Now there are the contradictory messages he and LynZ keep sending out.

I think it's all just a head game with him. I also think it's pretty fucking sad that a grown man gets his jollies from fucking with the heads of a bunch of fourteen year old girls.

Anonymous said...

He gets his jollies from fucking with who ever he can.

Anonymous said...

He gets his jollies from fucking who ever he can.

^ Fixed. ;)

Anonymous said...

not to be offensive but, lyn-z is starting to look...great?

http://www.buzznet.com/www/search/photos/lyn-z/?id=61191571

http://www.buzznet.com/www/search/photos/lyn-z/?id=61192481&p=0

Anonymous said...

In those pictures, or nowadays, COMPARED to those pics? Cuz the first one is pretty old, from last summer.

Anonymous said...

new pics of Gerard from tonight's taping of the Scream Awards.


http://www.gettyimages.com/
Search/Search.aspx?eventId=83010772#1

Anonymous said...

i meant great in sarcasm. i tried to show it with the question mark.

resurrected wreck said...

Au contraire. Gay men love boobs.

Elaborate?


The amount of gay men I've been groped by far outnumbers the amount of straight men. They love the titties. T'is true.

Anonymous said...

8:06 - lol my bad, hard to tell over the internet.

Anonymous said...

Nice shades, guy.

God.

Anonymous said...

zomg guys!!

geetard is totez on drugs


those new pics proove it.

Anonymous said...

TOTEZ

AND THAT SLAG HO GOT HIM BACK ON THAT SHIT, SHE'S USING HIM FOR FAME AND MONEY CUZ HE'S OBVIOUSLY TOTALLY WELL-KNOWN AND FUCKING LOADED

SHE'S A MAN TBH I'VE SEEN HER GENITALIA I SWEAR

Anonymous said...

omg you are totally right. She probably gave him all her STDs too.

I heard a rumor that they have coke induced orgies with the rest of MSI.

Has any1 else heard this?

Anonymous said...

SHE GAVE ME TEH HERPES CUZ SHE TOTALLY RAEPED ME AFTER THE SHOW I PAID TO SEE CUZ I HATE THAT BAND

Anonymous said...

omg you poor thing. i hope you took yo ass down to the free clinic and got that shit fixed right up.

omg. i totez feel bad for Eliza. She is such a sweet girl. She posted the beautifully written story and it was full of facts.

That prick broke her heart. she just wanted the world to know her side of the story. poor girl

lynz is such a pathetic skank. ho can't even play her bass.

Anonymous said...

OMG ELOZA >>>>> LIFE I WILL HAVE A LESBO WEDDING W/ HER IN MASSACHUSETTS SOMEDAY NEGL

THAT JOHNNY URINE IS A FAG

Anonymous said...

omg

where you around on bn when those girls wanted to make those i'd go gay for eliza cuts shirts? i totez would have bought one. she looks like she has really soft skin. i just wanna lick it. and her hair is always so beautiful. especially that widows peak thing. fierce.

omg. that dude is such a mo. like seriously. and whats that drummer chick? kitten or something?

Anonymous said...

THE DRUMMER IS A MAN TOO. AND THE GUITAR GUY TOUCHES LITTLE KIDS I SWEAR I SAW HIM DO IT PLZ BELIEVE ME

I FAP EVERY DAY TO ELIZA'S SWEET ANGELIC VOICE, I ONLY HOPE SOME DAY SHE WILL KNOW OF MY EXISTENCE AND CALL MY NAME YEARNINGLY ACROSS THE VAST RIVER OR PAIN THAT SEPARATES US FROM TRUE HAPPINESS AND LOVE.

Anonymous said...

omg. oh i know. kitten is so fug. i bet her and lynnz have gay anal relations. geetard probably watches.

omg. me and eliza totez had a moment on stickam once. i was on webcam with her. and she looked deeply into my eyes and told me to believe in myself. i knew then that i was deeply in love with her. i felt this surge of burning passion deep in my loins. i couldn't control my self any longer. i had to rush to the bathroom to release my emotions.

it was such a beautiful thing

Anonymous said...

BACK OFF CUNT SHE'S MINE

Anonymous said...

omg

i bet she's a totez kinky bitch and would share us.

i mean. we all know she had to share geetard with frankee.

probably mickey too.

Anonymous said...

oopsie..that was me

Anonymous said...

AND TEH SILENT DRUMMER

AND THAT FAG WITH THE HAIR OMG HE TOTALLY SUX @ GUITAR JFC

Anonymous said...

omg matt is such an excellent drummer!!

that hair dude is so fug. but he has delicious thighs that i would kiiil to lick. mmm

Anonymous said...

THE FAG WITH THE HAIR IS NOT HUNG LIKE A HORSE. HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE THE FAG WITH THE HAIR.

Anonymous said...

omg totez.


omg once. i was talking to their drummer matt. and it was when he had that really long blonde hair. and i told him that i wanted to meet geetard. and have sexual relations with him. but he just giggled and smoked his cigarette. i was sort of bummed. but he looked at me intensely and said he'd rather i have sexual relations with him

so i did

Anonymous said...

OMG SO LUCKY I H8 U I'LL KILL YOU

JUST YOU WAIT

Anonymous said...

omg

it totez wasn't worth it. after we were done i had this wicked smelly discharge. so i went to the dr and he said it was like this mutant std. i cried. like i seriously cried.

Anonymous said...

IDC I'LL STILL KILL YOU

I WANT ANY REMNANT OF THE VASTLY SUPERIOR DRUMMER IN AND/OR ON MY BODY A-S-A-F-P

Anonymous said...

omg. i don't think i'm ready to die yet. i'm sure if you talked to matt he'd totally put it in you. he might ask you to do some pretty kinky things though. he told me that he really likes it when mickey fists him.

Anonymous said...

M-I-C, K-E-Y,

FIST-ME-IN-THE-ASS!

Anonymous said...

omg lol. i think i'm falling in love with you now.

omg. i just got a text from matt saying that i gave him an std

that liar. my vag was fresh and clean when we had relations. now the bitch is blaming it all on me. how dare he. i'm gonna kill him.

Anonymous said...

BURN HIM WITH FIER

Anonymous said...

THEN GIVE ME HIS CHARRED REMAINS

Anonymous said...

PLEASE

Anonymous said...

omg i totez will. you have my promise.

that motherfucker will be sorry that he messed with me

i'm a bad ass.

i am gifted and talented in many ways

Anonymous said...

TELL ME I'M A BADASS

Anonymous said...

i don't need you and i don't need a break

Anonymous said...

NOW IF I WASN'T HERE I'D BE OUT GETTIN LAID

Anonymous said...

plz plz sing the whole damn song

Anonymous said...

CUZ A 2 MINUTE SONG IS JUST 1 MINUTE 59 SECONDS TO GODDAMN LONG

Anonymous said...

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Anonymous said...

I H8 JIMMEH PAEG

Anonymous said...

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Anonymous said...

KICK THOSE FAGGOTS OFF DA STAEG

Anonymous said...

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Anonymous said...

FIGHT DA FUTOOR N PHUQ DA PAST

Anonymous said...

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Anonymous said...

MY HOLE SHIT WILL NEVA LAAAAST

Anonymous said...

i hold the microphone w/ mah butt now

Anonymous said...

WHO LIKE DAT SONG 5 Y.O. PANTY SHOT

Anonymous said...

yeah yeah yeah dat could be a real big record

Anonymous said...

CUZ IT GOT DA BUMP W/ DA MOLESTATION

Anonymous said...

ok new song

i said konichiwa

Anonymous said...

KONICHIWA FRIENDS

Anonymous said...

i said konichiwa

Anonymous said...

KONICHIWA AGAIN

Anonymous said...

i walked into school

Anonymous said...

AND WHAT DID I SEE

Anonymous said...

i saw everyone looking at me

Anonymous said...

THAT IS SUCH A AMAZING SONG OMG IT SAVED MY LIFE NGL

Anonymous said...

omg

it totez helped me get over matt.

i don't know what i would do without eliza in my life. she is such a beautiful creature.

i wish i could have a nose and eyes just like her.

Anonymous said...

ANYONE WHO CROSSES THIS SAINT AMONG MERE MORTALS SHALL BE DAMNED TO AN ETERNITY OF RAEP AT THE MUSICALLY-INCOMPETENT HANDS OF THE HAIR FAG

Anonymous said...

omg yes


and kitten

Anonymous said...

AND JOHNNY DYSENTERY

AND STEPHANIE MEYER

AND SARAH PALIN

AND M. SHADOWS

Anonymous said...

and britney spears

and jeffree star

and barack obama

and orlando bloom

and billy corgan

Anonymous said...

AND BILL GATES

AND NICOLE RICHIE'S DEVIL SPAWN

AND HELEN KELLER

Anonymous said...

and mickey weigh

and matt bryer

and frankee Lero

and frances bean

Anonymous said...

AND EDDIE VEDDER

AND BRETT FAVRE

AND JORDIN SPARKS

Anonymous said...

and fiddy cents

and kelly clarkson

and dakota fanning

and nancy pelosi

Anonymous said...

AND JANET RENO

AND DAVID SPADE

AND OPRAH'S ARMY OF OBESE OBSESSIVE HOUSEWIVES

Anonymous said...

and big tobacco

and the corn refiners of america

and mtv

and andy samberg

Anonymous said...

AND KFC

Anonymous said...

and sandwich

and metal hammer

and passerby

and saturn

and erika

and katie ann

Anonymous said...

AND VV

AND LONELYGIRL15

Anonymous said...

and nicole from milwaukee

and nissa

and that other one.

Anonymous said...

DOUBLE THREAT FTW

Anonymous said...

omg.

i just got another text from matt saying that he's pregnant

i'm not ready to be a dad.

Anonymous said...

OMG I'M HEER 4 YU

I AM A PILLAR OF MORAL SUPPORT

Anonymous said...

imma convince that ho to go to women now. cus ya know, they help women now.

he can procure a hasty abortion there.

Anonymous said...

DID YOU WEAR A BOYSENBERRY CONDOM DURING INTERCOURSE

THEY MAKE YOUR JUNK SMELL LIKE PIE

Anonymous said...

omg i totez did. pie balls ftw

if dat ho doesn't get an abortion. imma make him put an ad in the penny saver.

it'll say "desperately seeking spawn."

Anonymous said...

.....anon


i am your father.

Anonymous said...

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*FALLS DOWN SHAFT*

Anonymous said...

omg no

i'm totez a dr

*jumps down shaft*

i'llllll saaaave youuuuuuu


BY THE POWARS INVESTEAD IN ME. I HAVE HEALED YOU. PRAISEAHH JESUSAHH

Anonymous said...

YOU MAY KISS TEH BRIDE

Anonymous said...

omg..did we totez just get married?

but omg..i didn't even get a chance to tell my parents. omg. they're gonna be sew mad at me.


HONEYMOON??

UNF UNF

Anonymous said...

OH BEHBEH

Anonymous said...

omg guess what


i totez just found out i'm pregnant


and guess what








it's YOURS!!!

yay

Anonymous said...

:'D

I'LL RAISE IT 2 B STRONG AND INDEPENDENT JUST LIKE ITS FATHER

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY E-LIFE

Anonymous said...

omg

this is totez the most proudest moment of my entire life

i'm so happy right now

nothing could bring me down

Anonymous said...

EXCEPT THAT PESKY MORNING SICKNESS BITCH

I MEAN, DEAR.

Anonymous said...

ohhhh

i totez love it when you get rough with me

Anonymous said...

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE SPEAKING

Anonymous said...

omg

unf baby

i'm so hot for you right now

Anonymous said...

BEHBEH

I'M SORRY

I'M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD TONIGHT

U UNDERSTAND RIGH :(

Anonymous said...

omg no


i totez want a divorce

Anonymous said...

FINE

IF THAT'S HOW YOU WANT IT

Anonymous said...

i'm sorry

it's just that

i dont love you

like i loved you

yesterday.

i'm so sorry that it had to end this way

oh and the baby isn't yours. i just lied so that you would marry me. it's actually kittens.

Anonymous said...

THNKS FR TH MMRS

VN F THY WRNT S GRT




PEACE~

Anonymous said...

yeah well

kitten tastes like you



only sweeter


bye baby. it's been real. it's been fun. but it hasn't been real fun.

Anonymous said...

Link one

Link two

Link three

Anonymous said...

Where's "my wife"? I know people outside of the MCR fanbase don't care about her but I thought she'd be in the background. Maybe he didn't take her incase she embarressed him in front of all those celebrities. I mean, all those women look gorgeous and classy so LynZ was never going to fit in there.

I wonder if he and MM rumbled? lol.

Anonymous said...

It's called "tour".

Anonymous said...

It isn't like they couldn't get a replacement for her. Or just put up a cardboard cut out of her and have the backing track play.

Anonymous said...

I believe the only time she's had a replacement for a Gerard-related leave was for the MSG show. They were in Florida, and Florida to NY isn't that big of a deal. They were in Mexico tonight, and with customs, Mexico to L.A. might be more of a hassle. That, and MCR's last show was a bigger deal than an awards show for some cable TV network.
And it's not like he didn't show to be at the MSI show. Maybe - just maybe - they can both have lives OUTSIDE of one another! SHOCK.

Anonymous said...

Maybe msi will get stuck in a Mexican prison and we will never have to hear from them again.



That would be shocking if he had a life other than being with his amazing wife. Who inspired everything he has ever done.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure he never had a life before LynZ. She created him. She inspired him. She did everything for him. He was formed by God to be with LynZ.

Animal - normally a couple can have events away from each other, but Gerard is always so dependant on however he's fucking that it was a shock to see him alone.

Plus, I thought MSI had stopped touring. I'm not a fan so I wouldn't know their tour dates. But I'm glad LynZ didn't get a replacement. It would have upset 99% of the people at the Mexico gig because everyone knows they are mostly MCR fans who go there to get at look at Mrs Gerard Way.

He does look a little better in those pics - still a little worn around the eyes that all that makeup can't hide.

Anonymous said...

This man has no style. Looks at his boots. He looks fucking awful.

Anonymous said...

^OMG. That's the funniest thing I've seen in forever. I could almost feel sorry for him, but...nah.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Gerard, honey. I take back every word I ever said about you being gay. There isn't a gay man on the planet who would be caught dead in those boots.

Anonymous said...

And no respecting gay man would tuck his jeans in to his boots. That's just wrong.

The top half of him is good while the bottom needs some serious work.

Anonymous said...

He's looking more and more like wacko Jacko everyday. Let's face it the dude has done lost his mind. He's clearly back on something, and I'm betting that the amaaayzing wife drops him flat as a pancake when some beefy tattooed guy comes along and MCR no longer serves her purpose.

Anonymous said...

^ I agree.

Anonymous said...

we all agree on that, but the question is...when? when will it all fall apart and we get a great laugh?

Anonymous said...

You didn't laugh at that outfit?

Anonymous said...

MSI has one more Mexico show today, then are off until the 30th and 31st, then have 3 December dates, as of right now. Just to *clarify*.

Anonymous said...

Gerard is getting so thin that in one pic it looked like his wedding band was falling off his finger.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. the last time his ring was looking a bit to big it ended up being thrown out into the crowd.

Anonymous said...

Fuck, that has to be the skinniest I have ever seen him.

And, the MCRmy clearly bombed the blog.

Anonymous said...

no shit, right!

fucking teenies.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. the last time his ring was looking a bit to big it ended up being thrown out into the crowd.

did that actually ever happen? I thought that was just a rumor.

Anonymous said...

cupcake and erika

i do not appreciate being called a teeny. Nor do I associate with the mcrmy. those people are a bunch of freaks.

and if you put me in either of those categories again

imma hafta cut a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Over the internet teenie?

Anonymous said...

you bet your sweet ass you freak

and please. if you actually think that this is all anonymous you are sadly mistaken.

some of the more, how should i say this, privileged people have admin powers on this website. LJ and myspace as well.

ip addresses aren't that hard to have access too.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I suppose I'm meant to believe that you are one of these privliged people, eh?

LOL!

My past comment was meant to point out the immaturity of mocking the people on this blog.

Thank you for proving my point by threatening me. I'm sure your high connections will be at my door to settle the score, right?

Oh, wait! What's that? I think you're mother is calling, honey. Better hurry up or you'll be late for school.

Anonymous said...

someone is a bit crazy...
but i have to admit, i love your way of threatening. Very cute.

Anonymous said...

^Oops. That was me. Forgot to put the name in.

Anonymous said...

and 7:07, screw you. I'm only 14. =0

Anonymous said...

Sorry erika

I was not actually insulting their age per se, more like...pointing out how immature they are.

If they are older, it's even more pathetic.

Anonymous said...

oh honey please.

13-17 I had no idea what the internet was or did. I spent my time doing real things. Playing outside with REAL people. I didn't spend my days obsessing over people I'VE NEVER MET on the internet. I didn't spend my days OVERANALYZING every little aspect of celebrities lives. I think that if I was that sad and pathetic, I would have offed myself.

And yes. I do have those powers. AHH the wonders of being a graphics developer. Comes in handy in life's tricky little situations.

Anonymous said...

and lol at the fact that I'M the one that's immature.

I'm not going around saying skanksy, or she's a whore, or gerard is a dick, or gerard is on drugs, or i saw her vagina..it was smelly.

please people. seriously. YOU are the ones that need to do the growing up.

Anonymous said...

Oh, well of course.

I should be expecting you sometime around 10am tomorrow then, right?

Because I'm obviously important enough to threaten, right? I wrote a few comments on a random blog, that's serious business, right?

You fucking crack me up.

If you're so busy honey, what the hell are you doing here? You're spending your time on an obscure blog yelling at a bunch of "obsessed teenies", and I have no life?

Anonymous said...

My past comment was meant to point out the immaturity of mocking the people on this blog.

It's also pretty immature to make vag jokes about anyone, even LynZ. Just sayin'.

Yes, she does bring it upon herself a lot of the time, but at the end of the day she's the one doing something (however questionable some may find it) with her life, while everyone here is bitching about it on the internet. And I do include myself when I say that.

I do know that I will lose interest in this, and probably the internet in general, over time, as I grow older. What's sad is the people who ARE older and are still here.

Anonymous said...

And to your comment at 7:19...I never made any of those comments.

You can clearly look back and see that I have only ever made a few comments over the last few days.

Anonymous said...

You are no where near important enough for me to even begin to care about.

I was just letting you know that you are not anonymous.

Oh and it's Sunday. It's my free day to lounge around a have a laugh with my friends about children who spend EVERY day doing this.

I took about 2 hours of my day to do this. It was nothing, really.

Anonymous said...

okay, tbppreunion.

i've commented here before. suppose you tell me who i am?

Anonymous said...

I highly doubt his ring (for Eliza or Lyn) ever flew off into the crowd. If it did it'd be all over every MCR site ever, and there'd be pics circulating from the lucky (ha) audience member (read: 12-year-old girl) who caught it.

Anonymous said...

lol. like i said.

you people are no where near important enough for me to care about who exactly you are.

but i do have a pretty good idea about who VV is. You people would be blown away.

Anonymous said...

"You people"? What do you MEAN, "you people"?

RACIST PIG.

Anonymous said...

You are no where near important enough for me to even begin to care about.

Exactly my point, So...why are you even bothering to hold this conversation, then? Because I'm obviously not getting under you skin...

Listen, I have myself cringed many times at some of the comments made here, especially in reference to LynZ's crotch and her being a whore. I am not defending ANY of those people.

But, I'm going to stick up for this blog and say that that was NOT what this blog was intended for.

So, let's just cut the shit, okay? Why the fuck do you care so much, anyways?

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