Apparently Gerard is Twittering about buying a 1979 Trans Am muscle car....
For the safety of his unborn child.
Those were also some great pictures of Lindsey drinking her breakfast. Hopefully she has stopped that by now along with smoking but who knows.
OK, that's all I wanted to say, all of you can go back to eating your "crisps" now.....
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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3491 of 3491I can do without hearing anything from Lindsey, since she has nothing useful to contribute to society. Apart from opening her legs for Gerard.
I think Gerard was really lucky that he could lure thousands of people into thinking that he is a talented artist. I'm still wondering as to how he was able to write 'Bullets' and 'Revenge'? Everything that came after that was hyped, mediocre (at best) bullshit.
And since the days of Bullets and Revenge are long over, there's nothing useful to hear about him either. Maybe his BFF James can lend a hand with the songwriting.
Anonymous said...
I wonder if she'll grown to be a gogo dancer with a bass like her mother.
like frances' mother too.
This must all be a big mistake! Their daughter's name is actually Susan and Mikey's dog is called Bandit. Yeah, that must be what happened...
People with a certain social status always have the urge to feel special and/or to distinguish themselves from other people. They can't do this with money, so they do it with giving their kids 'special' names. Bingo! After all they have to live up to being fake, shallow celebrities.
And I think Gerard and Lindsey belong to the same kind of people. .
The irresponsible kind. Good thing they are so much like each other.
I'm certain this little girl will have a brother or sister in the not too distant future. One can only guess what they will name that baby.
I actually kind of like the name Bandit, but for a boy. There was a guy at my high school called Bandit and he was never teased about it, most people thought it was pretty cool. Not so sure about the name on a girl though =/
He's a complete idiot. Oh well, his life, his marriage, his child. His fate.
You can't even make a decent nick name out of it.
I mean, don't mothers and fathers use to show their affection for a child by calling them by a nick name when they cuddle them or try to soothe their pain when they have a sore knee or something like that?
How can you do that with a name like Bandit? It doesn't even have a nice sound. It sounds more like an order or as if you're mad at the kid when calling it that name.
It sounds like gun shots; BAN-DIT! PENG-PENG!No love, no tenderness, no affection. Poor girl!
WHAT THE FUCK?!! Bandit is my cat's name! =[
It's a definatley a girl:
Thanks for the early bday wishes! But since it's still May 27 in Cali...Happy Actual Birth-Day to Ms. Bandit Lee Way!!!Whoa, Bandit is a girl? Man, that's fucked up on two levels.
Violet is a pretty name btw, I know a few girls with that name so its not weird to me at all.
But "Bandit"? On a girl? *sighs* I knwo this is harsh but the poor kid can never be a doctor, lawyer, supermodel, actress or any other high paying job w/o having to change her white trash name first.
So its a REAL name? Not a nickname? Y'know, like Gerard nicknamed his ex "Katmandu"?
Well, it could be worse. They could have named her Placenta.
For the love of God, why can't he name his daughter properly? Just look at other rockstars - at least they have sweet sounding names for their daughters (i.e Elizabeth Jagger, Kelly Osbourne) or if he wants a weird name, at least make it sweet! (i.e Apple Blythe Martin, Harlow Madden, Frances Bean Cobain<- yeah, i have to throw her in because i have to admit she has a weird but pretty name)
The baby's weird name is just another accessory for his band's newly-found "punk" image.I bet if the baby came during Revenge-era he'd name her "Dracula" or "Vampire".
Calling Eliza "Katmandu" was strange.
Harlow is a beautiful name IMO. She will be able to carry that well as a mature woman.
I would never call my girl 'Bean'!
I always have to think about constipation, flatulence and farts when I hear that.
(I loved the Pearl Jam albums he worked on, so I was just wondering...)
Maybe he can do something with "the world is ugly"? MCR's new direction is not punk after all, it will now be grunge! Gerard already has been dressing the part and not showering as part of his preparations for the album. And from the looks of Frank's lumberjack shirts and scruffy beard, the rest of the band will soon become wholeheartedly grunge as well.OH! Now i get why he hangs out with Frances Bean Cobain. She's just another prop (in addition to the muscle car, weird baby name, douchebag 'safe and sound' music video with girls dancing in the rain) for the band's new image.
Congratulations to Gerard and Lyn-z for snatching the Ultimate White Trash crown from Earl Hickey and Joy Turner.
And I think Gerard and Lindsey belong to the same kind of people.They may be a little bit richer than an average American couple but their social status is definitely much lower than that.
It's to be expected 5:41. They both lack any class or elegance.
I'm certain this little girl will have a brother or sister in the not too distant future. One can only guess what they will name that baby.I guess it depends on what MCR image will be at that time. Dya guys remember during Revenge he said in an interview that he'd name his kid "Dracula"?
And the cheesy black and white photo of the happy parents with newborn baby Outlaw, er, Bandit will be uploaded on their famewhoring band website (HA!) in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Obviously she would be fucking idiot to allow her husband to do that.
I would never, ever, let my husband even seriously suggest something so ridiculous.
How can you do that with a name like Bandit? It doesn't even have a nice sound. It sounds more like an order or as if you're mad at the kid when calling it that name.It sounds like gun shots; BAN-DIT! PENG-PENG!No love, no tenderness, no affection. Poor girl!I'm not surprised if Gerard puts his baby's picture on his blog under the title : "Meet the angry Bandit".
I'm certain this little girl will have a brother or sister in the not too distant future. One can only guess what they will name that baby.I guess it depends on what MCR image will be at that time. Dya guys remember during Revenge he said in an interview that he'd name his kid "Dracula"?
I guess from what I think the future is holding for the successful artiste et sa femme de blamage, the next kid's name will be something like Crystle Meth Way or Crack Jack Way or Syringe Black Spoon Way.
Bandit? That was Johnny Quest's dog's name. And Lee? Perhaps hoping that people will give her lots of leeway? How (not really) clever of them.
You would think that they would take the child's feelings into consideration and ask themselves the question, "What will it be like growing up with this name?" Giving a girl a dog's name is just cruel.
Those two take every chance they possibly can to show the world what complete utter douchebags they truly are.
I'm not surprised if Gerard puts his baby's picture on his blog under the title : "Meet the angry Bandit".
That's it, exactly. He projects his feelings onto the baby and gives her that name. A bandit has to fight the law and those who protect it and represent it. One against all. I bet that's how Gerard still feels nowadays. He's still not over the humiliation he experienced as a kid. He still feels like that fat teenager nobody wanted to fuck. The outlaw, the outsider.
God, how romantic, Gerard. *sarcasm*
Grow up, you old fart.
He created a family with the woman he passionately loves. Life goes on...
And good for him, you nincompoop! It's high time you realize that we don't give a fuck about him and his passionate love. Your comments have nothing to do with the discussion at hand.
He created a family with the woman he passionately loves. Life goes on...
And good for him, you nincompoop! It's high time you realize that we don't give a fuck about him and his passionate love. Your comments have nothing to do with the discussion at hand. Orly? I think it does. Gives you an idea of why baby Bandit appeared and all his crazy decisions. LOVESTRUCK.
Anonymous said...
Calling Eliza "Katmandu" was strange.
WTF are you talking about? He didn't call Eliza Katmandu. That reference was made in the linear notes of Bullets in 2002, he didn't even meet Eliza until October 2004.
Obviously she would be fucking idiot to allow her husband to do that.I would never, ever, let my husband even seriously suggest something so ridiculous.This reminds me of my aunt who marries a guy from a Baron family. She wanted the name Louis for his son but her husband pushed her into naming their son Argyll-Lothian to fit into his family's image. (Btw, Argyll and Lothian are two counties in Scotland)
I guess its the same in Lyn-z's case (but obviously gerard is not a baron) but if you're a woman marrying a man who's much richer than you, you kinda have to agree with the husband's choice since he's your meal ticket and all.
That reference was made in the linear notes of Bullets in 2002, he didn't even meet Eliza until October 2004. Or so the story goes. And this Canadian invisible girlfriend of his never existed, so I'm guessing he's thanking someone that worked behind the scenes. Besides, we all know Eliza was his 1st major love.
Eliza took his cherry that's for sure. ^_^
I think Katmandu was his blow-up doll and Olivia was his favorite buttplug.
I guess its the same in Lyn-z's case (but obviously gerard is not a baron) but if you're a woman marrying a man who's much richer than you, you kinda have to agree with the husband's choice since he's your meal ticket and all. You know what babe? that wouldn't stop me.
Fancy mentioning your blow-up doll in the linear notes. He sure is wack.
Eliza took his cherry that's for sure. ^_^ He does have a thing for cherries. Didn't he say he could do a funny thing with them and his tongue? Must have learnt that from Eliza.
Can you imagine if that poor girl chooses to move to another country, like Italy or France? The people there will be pissing themselves laughing when hearing her stupid ass name.
Let's imagine that the girl will be super smart (not quite likely with those airheads as parents, I know) and she wants to study abroad or wants to work outside the show biz and refuses to become the next crotch flashing faux bass princess of her generation, she will be royally fucked with that fucking stupid name.
I bet the moment she realizes the people aren't smiling back to be polite but biting their tongue till it bleeds to prevent laughing their asses off because of her name, she will change it immediately.
i bet frances will get herself knocked up soon to fit in with her cool friends
I was hoping that Gerard would surprise me and do something original for a change. Like not jump on the celebrity bandwagon of choosing idiotic names for children.
Lol. So much for that.
Bandit is a dog's name, by the way. So I guess little Bandit Lee already has her stripper name ready when she grows up and starts her career.
"gerard" is a weird name itself. maybe since he probably got alotta shit for his name growing up, he wanted his own child to suffer the same fate. cos it shaped him into such an amaaaaaazing person.
I wonder what their families think about this?
I bet Donna thinks it's cool, since she does anything she can to belong to her sons illustrious circle of braindead douchebags.
But what about Donald?
Can you imagine him sitting with his pals and telling them that he's a grandpa now? And then they want to know the name of the baby.
Bandit.
Bandit?
Bandit.
Bwhahahahahahahha...Er, sorry.
From MCR's webpage:
frank: @mikey I think it's the same amount of impact as inserting a tampon
This had no context, I have no idea what Frank is refering to, but WTF. Do they need to be comparing things to inserting a tampon. They really have no respect for women.
They are assholes.
I don't think that Gerard is a weird name. Every second guy in France is named Gerard. It's a very common name there. It's the French version of the original German name Gerhard.
It's a quite old-fashioned German name, I agree, but still not uncommon.
I feel sorry for little Bandit because I know how it feels having a weird name. I won't say what my name is but I always get a "You gotta be kidding me" look when I told someone my first name.
Gerard gets Gerhard for Lyn-Z.
This had no context, I have no idea what Frank is refering to, but WTF. Do they need to be comparing things to inserting a tampon. They really have no respect for women.
Do they have experience with inserting tampons? Do they watch their wives inserting tampons. Is this some kind of kinky foreplay? Do they insert tampons for their wives? Do they insert tampons in their assholes to prevent diarrhea from pouring out? Do their wives insert tampons into their husbands' stupid ass mugs so that the verbal diarrhea they're pouring out every fucking day doesn't fall out?
And here come the questions!
I think "Gerard" is a pretty nice name. So as "Lindsey". But how can this two people with nice names ended up naming their daughter Bandit?
Do they have experience with inserting tampons? Do they watch their wives inserting tampons. Is this some kind of kinky foreplay? Do they insert tampons for their wives? Do they insert tampons in their assholes to prevent diarrhea from pouring out? Do their wives insert tampons into their husbands' stupid ass mugs so that the verbal diarrhea they're pouring out every fucking day doesn't fall out?
And here come the questions!.
Kudos. And somebody needs to tweet that to Frank.
I'm surprised that Gerard would even know where a tampon fits. I didn't think he knew much about female anatomy. Lyn-Z must have educated him enough for Bandit to arrive.
I feel sorry for little Bandit because I know how it feels having a weird name. I won't say what my name is but I always get a "You gotta be kidding me" look when I told someone my first name.
Having quite the unusual name myself - as someone, who lives in Germany - I know what you mean, anon. ^_^
Fortunately, I have a second name that I mostly use to avoid endless questions.
I think "Gerard" is a pretty nice name. So as "Lindsey". But how can this two people with nice names ended up naming their daughter Bandit? They're not nice people.
I like the name Gerard too.
I hate the name Lindsey, though.
Not because of her, but I'm traumatized by watching too much 'Dynasty' as a kid and there was this woman Claudia and she had a daughter called Lindsey and she disappeared at some point with her father and supposedly had an accident with him and died.
Well, after some time someone who hated Claudia wanted to drive her crazy by making her think that her daughter Lindsey is still alive.
They drove me crazy, because she mentioned that name all the time in an annoying whiny voice.
Also, Lindsey sounds a bit like the German word 'Linse', which means lentil or lens.
It drove me crazy as a kid, I can tell you.
Would you like to have a look at Bandit's possible godmother?
Anonymous said...
That reference was made in the linear notes of Bullets in 2002, he didn't even meet Eliza until October 2004.
Or so the story goes. And this Canadian invisible girlfriend of his never existed, so I'm guessing he's thanking someone that worked behind the scenes. Besides, we all know Eliza was his 1st major love.
What 'story' are you wittering on about? She met him in October 2004 on the Nintendo Fusion Tour and would not shut up about it. I also never said or inferred that Katmandu was his girlfriend, I simply pointed out that he was not referring to Eliza as they hadn't met yet. Kevin Lyman has a lot to answer for. /sarcasm.
I wonder if he'll be thanking all the well wishing twits that think it's so cool. Most likely he can't be assed to bother.
Christ! Bandit, what a shit name. For some reason it makes me think of one of those aluminium bins that wrestlers use to smash each other around the head with.
They might as well have called the poor thing Gunslinger or some other rubbish. I do think Mowgli is a worse name though.
No 'Congrats to my bro and his wife' or *squee* 'I'm an uncle', Miket just throws up a RT. You can just feel the joy. And unless Gerard leaves her a huge trust fund or she inherits his golden pipes I don't know what she's ever going to do with that name.
Did Lindsey really have a c-section? I heard that Coleen Rooney was having a c-section when her baby is due because the birth clashes with a Man United match or and England match or something. That REALLY bugs me because I just think why not let nature take it's course?
I can understand if there are complications, of course, but when people can't be arsed to give birth naturally or it interferes with their lives it really drives me mad. What's more important? Football or a baby?
I wonder what Lindsey's reason was if she did have a c-section?
I heard that, if you had a c-section once, you can never give birth naturally again. This means that, if you're planning on having more than one child, you will always have to get a c-section and I think that this is pretty awful, because you have to cut through a lot of tissue to get to that baby and I could imagine that the scarred tissue could lead to problems like numbness in that area or pain because of the scar.
Yuck!
10:08
Suicide Girl, maybe?
Bandit's a fat girls name.
Bandit is not a name for a human being. It's a DOG's name.
Maybe, she gave birth to a d...
Okay, that's too mean.
You imagine wrong, Siobhan. Nothing new though.
I imagine wrong about what?
Changing the subject, but it seems that Courtney Love isn't into paying her bills. She's being sued by American Express for not paying a $300,000.00 bill. Maybe for Frances' Suicidal Sixteen Party?
Siobhan, I tend to agree with your feelings about Gerard but you definitely show your own very judgmental streak and you generalize a LOT.
"YUCK?"
Well guess what. Not all women who have a C section are gross. Or numb for that matter.
Do I think it's right to CHOOSE to have a C section, no I do not. But some of us couldn't choose.
You are a very judgmental person and you seem to stretch your judgmental opinions about Gerard and Lindsey onto the rest of the innocent population.
Not all C sections are "gross" and people who come from lower classes are not all trashy.
And yeah, you're a snob.
I'd rather be poor and nice than rich and an asshole, eve if it made me "high class".
Maybe it's a different way of thinking in Germany, but in America we are not ashamed of it and we don't really have a caste system anymore.
Maybe it's a different way of thinking in Germany, but in America we are not ashamed of it and we don't really have a caste system anymore. I know. Here, rich assholes are the in thing.
1:52. a c-section is major abdominal surgery. It can be nasty. Many women elect to have it to avoid the complications of labor and to keep "intact". I had a natural birth and nearly had a c-section towards the end as her head got stuck!! I consider myself lucky to have avoided this surgery and have a healthy baby.
Lyn-Z probably couldn't avoid a c-section cuz of the baby's head size: just look at her daddy.
"The My Chemical Romance lead singer Gerard Way and his wife Lindsey ‘Lyn-Z’ Ballato, bass player for Mindless Self Indulgence, are first time parents after welcoming their daughter on Wednesday, May 27 at 2:57 p.m. Baby girl Bandit Lee Way weighed in at 6 lbs., 5.6 oz and is “healthy and happy.” "
6 lbs? Isn't that a little small?
I had both my children the old fashioned way but have quite a few friends who had elective c-sections so they could pick the birth date and what have you. Most doctors say that they won't let you have a c-section because it is major surgery and only want you to have it if there are complications. It's entirely possible that Lindsey was induced and had the baby naturally.
I still can't believe they named that poor child Bandit.
i think for them this new baby is nothing but a new pet. not a human being.
it is the only explanation i get for choosing such an awful name
That is a tiny baby but still in the healthy weight range. She will most likely be even smaller when she leaves the hospital as babies tend to lose weight after birth.
If Lindsey smoked during the pregnancy it would cause the baby to weigh less than it would have otherwise.
Considering that Lindsey isn't a petite woman, I thought the baby would have weighed more.
i think for them this new baby is nothing but a new pet. not a human being.
it is the only explanation i get for choosing such an awful name...
I agree. They might as well have named it Fido or Spot.
New post for you guys.
I hope you're all having a nice spring time and remember kids, if you want to name something Bandit, buy a dog!!! ;-)
Gerard has really run with the 'demolition lovers' theme. I'm sure he thinks he and Lyn-Z are Bonnie and Clyde.
Bandit. For a girl. If he liked bizzare names, why not buy a dog or cat and give it the jazziest name he could think of. It wouldn't really matter. But to lumber a poor little girl with such a horrible name is really mean.
Gerard Way on his new family:
It's so awesome!!! I love my fucking wife and Bandit with all my fucking heart!!! Lindsey was so fucking amazing and I'm so honored to have her as my fucking wife!!!!!!
Siobhan, I tend to agree with your feelings about Gerard but you definitely show your own very judgmental streak and you generalize a LOT.
"YUCK?"
Well guess what. Not all women who have a C section are gross. Or numb for that matter.
Do I think it's right to CHOOSE to have a C section, no I do not. But some of us couldn't choose.
You are a very judgmental person and you seem to stretch your judgmental opinions about Gerard and Lindsey onto the rest of the innocent population.
Not all C sections are "gross" and people who come from lower classes are not all trashy.
And yeah, you're a snob.
It's not my problem that you're obviously feeling so low of yourself that you're more than ready to jump on conclusions when reading my posts.
I never said that people, who are getting c-sections are gross. Where the fuck did you read that?
Oh, the 'yuck' comment?
Well, it was meant differently than you understood it, which shows that you're not feeling quite confident with the c-section topic.
The thought of a person getting cut open is not a pleasant one for me. I can't see blood and the mere thought of it almost makes me vomit.
That's what I meant with 'yuck'.
And Gerard and Lindsey are trash and I'm not the only one here, who calls them that, but I also know that this is not the real reason why people like you call me out on being snobby. Otherwise, you would tell those anons that they are snobby too.
The next time, when you feel offended by any of my posts, why don't you ask me what I meant before making up your mind?
Guess I'm not the only judgemental one here, huh?
Are you sure your problem isn't with Mindless Self Indulgence? Every single one of your posts seem to be about how Gerard's wife does this and Jimmy Urine does that. Just a thought. You must be really depressed if you enjoy constantly checking up on and talking about things that you hate. How about posting about something you like for a change? And when I say "something you like", I don't mean how you "like to hate on people you don't even know for mediocre, not very plausible reason". MSI lyrics are not MCR lyrics, if that wasn't obvious to you already. What Lyn Z says is not what Gerard says. Gerard does not make that much money. There are 4 other guys he has to split that money with. They get paid as much as one person would. Plus there are people that work with them that have to split some of their money as well. Why do you care about someone you hate so much? Why does it bother you if Lyn Z smokes while pregnant if you hate Gerard so much? You can "hate" Gerard all you want, that doesn't change what he said or did in the past that made you once love him. Just because someone loses their head for a bit doesn't make them a bad person. I don't think you're a bad person, but you've clearly lost your head.
mschainsaw you must be really depressed if you are constantly checking up and responding to Siobhans posts, who you think "hates" your idol. I don't think you're a bad person, but I think you have lost your head.
You can "hate" Gerard all you want, that doesn't change what he said or did in the past that made you once love him.
WTF are you babbling on about? He clearly didn't mean anything he said. It changes everything about the past. It's a pack of lies. Most people don't like liars.
Not been here for a couple of weeks so I thought I'd have a look and see if GW or any of his daft mates had done anything else make themeselves look stupid... lol.
Did I read right? Did Eliza Cuts audition for American Idol? lol, she's not going to win if any Gerard lovers watch it. They're not going to vote for her if she gets onto the live shows.
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