Wednesday, March 25, 2009

compensating for something

Apparently Gerard is Twittering about buying a 1979 Trans Am muscle car....

For the safety of his unborn child.

Those were also some great pictures of Lindsey drinking her breakfast. Hopefully she has stopped that by now along with smoking but who knows.

OK, that's all I wanted to say, all of you can go back to eating your "crisps" now.....

3,491 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   2401 – 2600 of 3491   Newer›   Newest»
Anonymous said...

Douchebags united!
-----------------------------

We can just call it the United Nation of Douchbags, lol.

resurrected wreck said...

I LOVE GERARD!!!I love cats!

Anonymous said...

I love um......grapes!

Seriously, I do, but hate it when some of them taste a bit sour.

Hi RW *squeeze*

Oranges anon said...

I like oranges

Tiger Lily said...

I like a Clockwork orange.

:D


now back to our beloved gerard, he hasn't added jimmy urine yet.. hmmm
thought they were best friends.

Anonymous said...

maybe he doesn't know MSI is jimmy. he hasn't mentioned the band in a while.

Anonymous said...

Gerard hasn't really mentioned anything in a while. No Lindsey, no baby, no reality tv. He still hasn't even told anybody what car he bought.

I would think he would be telling everyone about the D&D mural he's painting in the baby's room or something.

Anonymous said...

He's got his car now, he no longer has a reason to talk to the common people who are beneath him and his superiour self..... Sorry, his fans.

Anonymous said...

Gerard's comic only sold about 20,000 copies last month. About the same as it did the month before.

What I don't get is why they think TUA is going to be a hit at the box office when hardly anybody is buying the comic. Yeah, the critics like it, but it seems that the comic book geeks don't want to be caught dead buying the thing in their local comic book store. I also don't think they would want to be seen going into a movie theater to watch the film either.

Anonymous said...

20,000 in America or worldwide? Because that's not really a lot.

Anonymous said...

20000 copies at a whopping 2.99 a pop. Wow. That's about $60,000.00. Even with the earlier issues selling much better, I doubt the whole Dallas series will bring in more than a million dollars, which has to cover printing costs, Dark Horses' profits, Gabriel Ba and Dave Stewart's salaries, etc.

Of course the trade will probably sell a bit better when it comes out, mainly because fangirls can buy it at the local Borders, but still. Not exactly a cash cow they've got going there.

Anonymous said...

^ I was thinking the same, which is why I asked if it was worldwide.

Plus, they have to pay the shops that supply them.

Doesn't look good. I don't know why they bother. And he supposed to bring out another comic completely different from TUA. I'm surprise they even took him up on it.

Anonymous said...

I'm getting my info from Diamond Distributor's sales charts. I'm pretty sure they have an exclusive contract with Dark Horse to distribute all of their comics both in the US and worldwide.

Anonymous said...

If Gerard was really that serious about his art and all that stuff, he wouldn't really care how much money he made from it. However, he probably is bothered.

I don't understand why a film would be made based on it. It's not exactly well known, like Spiderman or X-Men or anything like that. The fan girls will probably be the only people who go and see it.

It makes me laugh though, because there's probably some guy out there who'd give his left arm for a movie to be made of one of his comics and has worked really hard for years to get it noticed or whatever. Then Gerard Way prances out of nowhere and gets all this recognition for his comic. If GW wasn't 'famous' for being in MCR, I doubt very much that anyone would have heard of TUA and there definetley wouldn't be talk of the film.

Anonymous said...

Even Watchmen was a disappointment at the box office. I don't think it has even made its budget back yet.

I'm sure it will make a profit once the DVD comes out, but nothing like the studio was hoping for.

Anonymous said...

The only way TUA will be a success is if they give it at least a PG rating and market it to families with young kids.

But didn't Geetard say he didn't want it to be a kid's comic?

Anonymous said...

I think Dark Horse is hoping to get the Manga audience with TUA. In other words, they were hoping that teenage girls would come out in droves to buy TUA and then get into other comics.

They should have gotten a Jonas Brother to write a comic for them instead. Or better yet, Robert Pattinson.

Anonymous said...

One more point I'd like to make is that comic book companies do make money from advertising. But when a comic is only averaging maybe 25,000 readers per issue, how many advertisers are going to be willing to pay to have their ads in it?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Gerard will mention the baby when it's actually born.

Anonymous said...

i don't like oranges

Anonymous said...

Why are you talking about fruit? We eat crisps in these parts.

Kiwi's FTW!

Anonymous said...

Wonder what kind of crisps we like.

Cheetos?

Anonymous said...

Walkers Salt and Vinegar.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, did you say it was 2.99?

WTF? WTF? WTMFF?

My second-favorite manga is from Dark Horse and do you know how much I pay for it? Ten dollars a goddamn book!

Of course, it is Dark Horse's truly brilliant series, and the art and writing make Gerard's work look way more toolish by comparison, so there's that.

I guess you get what you pay for.

Anonymous said...

Do they sell Cheetos in England anymore? I never see them anywhere. I love them!

Anonymous said...

I don't know much about comics. Which ones are good?

Elisabeth said...

Preacher is excellent. There are nine trades that retail at 15 bucks apiece, but you can get them from amazon for about 10. Wonderful stuff.

But don't read them if you have a closed mind when it comes to religion. Many people consider them blasphemous.

Elisabeth said...

TUA isn't worth more than 2.99 an issue. I read the first series in the comic book store (not giving Geetard any of my money) and it takes about ten minutes an issue. I'm not kidding. It's ridiculously lightweight stuff.

Anonymous said...

My favorite Dark Horse one is Blade Of The Immortal, about a swordsman infected with "blood worms" that heal all of his wounds and illnesses--even when he gets chopped into pieces--so that he can't be killed. He is hired by Rin, whose family was killed by a rival sword school. That's the extremely short version of an epic (and epically long and twisted) story. The writing is original and pretty gruesome, and the art is astounding.

But my alltime favorite manga is Pet Shop Of Horrors. Its premise is that there's a pet shop in Chinatown in LA (and in recent stories, in Tokyo,) where a man sells "dreams and happiness" in the form of the perfect pet. But notice that it's not called "Pet Shop of Dreams and Happiness." That's because Count D (not his real name, but he is the current proprietor of the shop) is selling something more akin to spirit animals which teach the buyer a lesson. If the buyer follows the rules (had good intentions,) the occasionally the story can have a happy and inspiring ending. But if the owner breaks the rules (is evil, selfish, vain etc.) then the contract is broken and the "pet" ends up punishing the buyer, usually with really bloody consequences. It is my favorite manga, and Count D is my favorite character.

Although you can find character archetypes in the series, (as in any, I guess,) Count D is this beautiful and mysterious, morally ambiguous semi-human of questionable origin. You never quite find out if he's an angel or a demon, either. It's really cool.

I also really like Sorcerer Hunters (Spooner Continent is divided between sorcerers and parsoners--regular people--and sometimes the sorcerers try to rule the land and treat parsoners cruelly; that's when the Sorcerer Hunters have to take care of business. It's actually quite funny a lot of the time.)

Also Please Save My Earth (seven kids in Tokyo are the reincarnations of seven scientists from another planet which was destroyed in an intergalactic war. They were stranded on their moon-base [they are about the size of a human pinky] and they watched the Earth until all seven of them are killed by a virus. Their reincarnations have a lot of unfinished business.)

All of these are just so weird and so original.

I mean, when you compare them to something like The Umbrella Academy?

Umm, let's see, a bunch of kids with extra speshul powerz are mentored by a rich father figure and they have to go and save the world as well as resolving their own personal identities and place in the world.

Uhh, wow, now where have I heard of that premise before? Gosh, it sounds so familiar! No, wait, don't tell me! It's right there on the tip of my tongue! It'll come to me.

Oh nahh, what was I thinking. Gerard is an original. No one has ever thought of anything he's done. What a genius.

Elisabeth said...

Oh nahh, what was I thinking. Gerard is an original. No one has ever thought of anything he's done. What a genius.

Fr srs, girl. TUA is the best comic in the world! There are no other comics speaking to me right now.

Lulz.

Anonymous said...

Stop saying that Gerard is the anti Christ!!

Anonymous said...

Elisabeth, I just don't know how he lives with himself, he must be constantly tormented by his own original thoughts! It must be so difficult to constantly have these incomparably genius stories n your brain and just not enough time to express them all, indeed to share them all with us commoners!

I feel his pain, I really do.

Anonymous said...

That was me, by the way.

Elisabeth said...

*sigh*

I guess it's just the cross he has to bear. A lesser man might turn to, oh, I don't know, cocaine and booze to lesson the pain. But not our Geetard. He would never let us down like that. He has to be a role model and save our lives and fight evil and stuff.

Our hero.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop saying that Gerard is the anti Christ!!

April 29, 2009 8:09 AM
Ahhh. So you're saying that the devil is in mediocrity. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Gosh Elisabeth, I guess he's just very brave and strong.

I mean, try to imagine one second of what it must feel like for him! Constantly thinking of new and different ways to be himself, and no one else.

It must be constant torment!

Anonymous said...

But enough of this lighthearted banter on Gerard's genius of originality.

I have to go and do something so banal as grocery shopping. No muscle cars or LA lifestyle for me! I have to go buy groceries.

*Sigh* I feel like such a commoner.

;D

Anonymous said...

and it takes about ten minutes an issue. I'm not kidding. It's ridiculously lightweight stuff.
-----------------------------------

Unfortunately I still have my TUA issues(I've been trying desperately to sell them, but I think I'll throw them in the recycling bin since there's been no takers, lol) but yeah you're right. When I first got them, it took about 5 minutes to read through the first issue. It's ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what kind of crisps we like.
------------------------------------

I like Cheetos. At the moment I'm eating Kettle's krinkle cut "lightly salted" potato chips.

Anonymous said...

Bleeding chaos
Are you in England?

Anonymous said...

what english person says potato chips? obv she is not.

Anonymous said...

Lol, nope 1:38. I live in the U.S.

Lynn said...

I like BBQ mesquite Ruffles potatoe chips. As far as potatoe chips go, why does Lindsey call them crisps?

Anonymous said...

cos steve is such an anglophile

Anonymous said...

Because she is hoitty toitty, and pretends to love anglophilia.

Lynn said...

Because she is hoitty toitty, and pretends to love anglophilia.



Then she wouldn't want to come to my house and eat tater chips with a hick like me. LOL!

Lynn said...

Anonymous said...
Gerard hasn't really mentioned anything in a while. No Lindsey, no baby, no reality tv. He still hasn't even told anybody what car he bought.



We wont hear from him until he needs something. Like when will it be ok to give the baby coffee or redbull.

Anonymous said...

Hoity toity with a chicken on her arm.

LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

i could definitely see gerard getting jealous of his own child when lynz pays more attention to it than to him

Anonymous said...

i bet Lindsey has a bigger cock on her arm than Gerard has in his pants.

Anonymous said...

smoking and boasting about it, the new muscle car. it sounds like he's rebelling to the new responsibilities put on him. like a young teen.

Anonymous said...

i could definitely see gerard getting jealous of his own child when lynz pays more attention to it than to himMost definitely. I think he will too.

There have been studies that say having children decreases the happiness and level of satisfaction that couples have in their marriages.

What with Gerard's romanticized notion of marriage being him and Lindsey sitting in a room drawing together, I don't think he's going to adjust well to the changes a child will bring.

Anonymous said...

maybe they'll pawn the kid off on alicia. she can dress it up and take pictures of it.

Anonymous said...

i feel so sorry for this child. poor thing. it doesn't deserve this.

Anonymous said...

What with Gerard's romanticized notion of marriage being him and Lindsey sitting in a room drawing together, I don't think he's going to adjust well to the changes a child will bring. I thought they integrated their artistic style to produce their newest creation.

Lynn said...

. I thought they integrated their artistic style to produce their newest creation.

April 29, 2009 8:12 PM


In other words, she showed him what he was doing wrong. He was using his artistic "stroke" the wrong way.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...Lindsey's artwork consists of drawings of herself looking like a little girl being molested and Gerard likes to draw people with blood all over them.

This kid is fucked.

Anonymous said...

i think lynz's slutty stage persona stems from some trauma she experienced as a child. just putting her overly sexual dress and moves together with her art, it seems obvious.

Lynn said...

I hope they decide not to do drawings on the walls in baby's room. Maybe they should stick with pink or blue.

Anonymous said...

I remember when Gerard talked about painting his apartment in Queens a lovely shade of cadaver green. Maybe he'll paint zombies on the wall in the baby's room.

Carrie said...

You guys do make me laugh, and I don't mean that in a mean way.

Anonymous said...

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Warning351.htm

seamusrabbit said...

Sorry Bleeding chaos!
Just saw you liked kettle chips and thought you were in England, cos surprise surprise we have them here as well!
BTW 1.58 there was no need to be sarcastic, we have some people here who say potato chips so F*$* Off! as we say in UK!

safe said...

Morning all!

Anon, that link was disturbing.

McCoys and Pringles beat all!

Why are they Anglophiles? I wish they'd leave the UK alone. We've done nothing wrong to deserve their liking. :)

Hopefully, the baby will develop a stronger mind set then it's parents. Poor thing.

Anonymous said...

"What with Gerard's romanticized notion of marriage being him and Lindsey sitting in a room drawing together, I don't think he's going to adjust well to the changes a child will bring."

I think he is planning to not be around too much to "have" to adjust. I can see Lyndsey doing most of it by herself. Then the arguments and bad feelings will start.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey doesn't seem the nurturing type to me, 1:58. I just hope they hire a good nanny or that there is a family member willing to step up and help out.

Anonymous said...

Bob has been missing from the website for a while. I guess he ran out of artwork and funny vids of people falling down to show everyone, huh?

Anonymous said...

He'll be back, Anon. :(

Anonymous said...

In Lindsey's defense, I don't think she said "crisps." Back in the day (when I was in high school and college,) I used to read Kerrang! and I loathed that publication because they would flat-out make up quotes.

One thing they definitely do is "Britishize" everything american rock stars say. I remember Jerry Cantrell or someone once talking about "drink driving" and something else about his "mates."

Here in the US we say drunk driving, and no one here uses the term "mates."

So they probably just changed her quote from "chips" to "crisps" so that people in the UK would get it.

Safe said...

"Britishize".

I'm Britishising your Britishise. LOL.

How are you K?

Anonymous said...

LOL, Safe. I'm hanging in there. How are you?

Anonymous said...

Lol, that's okay seamus rabbit. I also recommend salt and pepper kettle chips. They are pretty good, but the pepper might be a bit much.

safe said...

I'm fine K. Just strolling along, singing a song.... Lame. I know.

I'm going to have to buy me some of those crisps BC.

Anonymous said...

I almost missed Carrie there. Hi Carrie!

Anonymous said...

That's not lame, that's fun. :)

safe said...

Where's my Fischie-Wishie been hiding recently? I haven't seen her around much. Maybe she's hiding in a tiny plastic castle, like fishes tend to do.

safe said...

@ K - =P I glad you like my lameness!

Anonymous said...

I hate it when people say "oh I can do a really good Britsh accent" and then does either a really posh accent or a cockney accent. We don't all talk like that! I think there's a video of GW on youtube where he says something about 'crumpet' in this 'Britsh' accent, that's apparently really good, but I just thought it was shit. Like everything else he does, bahahah!

And Britain also includes Scotland and Wales! And I think maybe Northern Ireland, but I'm not too sure about that one.

It drives me crackers.

Oooh, I love Quavers. They're awesome. Lyn-Z doesn't know what she's missing, distancing herself from the world of crisps like that.

Anonymous said...

I love my mommy cos she fucked my dad
I love my mommy cos she FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF MY DAD

safe said...

^ O_O Don't want to know.....

Why am I able to "bin" comments?! What the Hell is wrong with Blogger recently?

YSI - Northern Ireland in included.

Anonymous said...

hi safe

i know, msi lyrics do conjure up bad mental images.

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone!

How are you doing?

Hello Elfe. I'm here. The plastic castle got boring, hehe.

Um, am I the only one who sees the trash can among the posts of those who aren't logged in? What's that supposed to mean?

Anonymous said...

Oh, now I'm logged in and don't see them anymore. Weird!

Anonymous said...

Mayo's still has them. Hmmmm...

safe said...

Hi Fisch and Anon,

i know, msi lyrics do conjure up bad mental images..

I had no idea they were MSI lyrics. They're disgusting so I should have realised.

Um, am I the only one who sees the trash can among the posts of those who aren't logged in?.
I see them too. Weird.

And little plastic castles are never boring! ;)

Anonymous said...

And little plastic castles are never boring! ;)Well, I found more pleasure in pushing my snout against the aquarium glass and suck on it. ^_^

safe said...

I've heard you're good at sucking. ;)

Oh, look at me lowering the tome!

safe said...

Frick!

TONE.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I just clicked on that trash can and I could really delete your posts, Elfe!
As long as I'm not logged in myself, of course.
That's weird. Everyone can come here and delete the posts of people, who aren't logged in. Wtf?

Those people from Blogger sure ain't rocket scientists, huh?

Anonymous said...

Hahhaha, I think it's kind of hilarious. I don't want to know how many people hysterically start deleting their anonymous posts now, or the posts of anonymouses who pissed them off.

Hahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is anybody here? Or are you all busy deleting posts? Hahahahahhaha

safe said...

I'm in and out Fisch. I'm at work.

I hope people don't go deleting comments.

What's in like in Germany today?

Are my fellow UK-ers happy it's a Bank Holiday weekend?

Anonymous said...

We have a holiday here, Elfe! It's 'Tag der Arbeit'.
I'm at home, stuffing my face with chocolate and CRISPS (HA!), watching funny movies on tv and am happy that I don't have to get out.
One day less of risking to catch the swine flu. Damn plague!

safe said...

What films you watching?

We're having Monday off. Whoop!

Anonymous said...

I've watched Ace Ventura 1 and 2. Two movies with Tim Allen (the one in which he has that son who was raised by a tribe and has that giant spider as a pet and the one with Robert Sizemore, that Jackass dude and that American Pie dude). Both were hilarious. Now, I'm watching a movie with Rachel McAdams in which she switches bodies with some guy. Funny as hell.

safe said...

I've only seen the Ace Venturas. I haven't seen them since I was a kid, but I remember laughing my ass off. Jim Carey is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I almost pissed my pants when I watched the sequel to Ace Ventura for the first time.
The scene in which he takes that little old guy on his shoulder as if he was a stola. Priceless!

Safe said...

And then he does the Monopoly thing! Classic.

I like the bit when the evil guy shows him the animal head room and he freaks out, then turns around and say "This is a lovely room of death".

In the first one - I love when he going into the Ward and pretends to be crazy.

Anonymous said...

I love when he finds out in the first movie, that the cop is a transsexual and starts vomitting his guts out while the theme song of 'The crying game' is playing, hahaha.
Also, the scene in which they show how she tucked her junk between her thighs and all the cops are starting to puke is fucking hilarious.

safe said...

"Your gun is digging into my hip."

Anonymous said...

I watched 28 Days Later the other night for the first time and I kept thinking about swine flu. It's gonna be like The Stand or something! Today at work, our General Manager said that we have enough supplies to survive for a month if the worst come to the worst! Talk about scaring people...

Anonymous said...

I've just seen the line up for this year's Download...Looks shite.

sally said...

Stop saying that Gerard is the anti Christ!! Anon, stop taking things so seriously, especially anything pertaining to this man.

To everyone else, hope you are all well ^_^

Anonymous said...

From Frances' Twitter:

Support Gay Marriage! its 2009, not 1809, Being Gay is part of our culture and our world. Embrace it already! IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS!.

I'm pretty sure it's people who listen to her good buddies MSI that aren't exactly voting "yes" on gay marriage since to then, all gays are f@gs!

People like this piss me off, you can't support one thing, then speak out against it, completely condraditing themselves.

It's like calling someone a homo/f@ggot/queer and then saying "I had my fingers crossed, I'm completely pro-gay."

Anonymous said...

You know what really pisses me off, that it's becoming so kewl to be politically correct and speak up about being pro gay marriage or against racism, anti-Semitism etc., but apparently it is so not kewl to speak out against misogyny.
Why is it so easy for people to post statements about being against homophobia, but can't do the same thing when it comes to sexism?
Why is it that women, who are fighting misogyny are called ugly dykes or hags who couldn't get laid and men who are fighting it are called faggots and pussies?
Why is one act of discrimination acceptable and the others not?
What's the difference?
Is it really only because any other kind of discrimination apart from misogyny does affect (heterosexual) men?
Is the human dignity of a man more worth protecting than a woman's dignity?

I really wonder how long we'll have to wait until it becomes really cool for teenagers France's age to twitter about being pro feminism?
I guess, we'll have to wait a long, long time for that to happen. If it will ever happen at all!

Sorry for the rant.

Anonymous said...

Misogyny and discrimination are two distinctly different definitions, although misogyny can be the impetus for discrimination in some cases, but not all.

Anonymous said...

Discrimination is the generic term.
The term misogyny specifies it.

And what do you want to say with your comment?

Anonymous said...

That is too simplistic.

Anonymous said...

Go on.

Anonymous said...

6:51, but I suspect you're missing the point. All of these people are all rallying behind gay marriage--or in this case, I suspect, pretending to--but if one of them should rally behind a cause for women's rights it would be a different story, wouldn't it?

Get behind the gay rights cause and you are hip, cool, forward thinking.

Get behind feminism and you're an ugly bitch.

See?

Anonymous said...

However, on the other hand, at least in MCR fandom that could be because of how hard Gerard ditched his faux-feminism. If he had still been babbling about "if some sleazy rock star asks you to lift your shirt, spit in his face" etc. then I guess feminism would still be all the rage.

But ever since his "little girls eff yourselves and moan for me" junk, it's "LULZIES you guys take feminism too seriously, Gee was just kidding, LOL, you'll never get a man with that attitude!"

I guess that's just a fangirl mindset.

Elisabeth said...

What I want to know is, why is it so important to "get a man"? Why do so many young girls these days measure their self-worth by their relationships with men instead of their own achievements and accomplishments in the world?

In my opinion, getting an education and a solid career that you enjoy and that allows you to support yourself should be the first priority for everyone (male or female). After that, if you're lucky enough to find someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, great. That's icing on the cake.

It saddens me to see so many young girls out there who are who are willing to throw their own identity (and dignity) out the window just to "get a man". That just seems like a recipe for misery to me.

Anonymous said...

I agree so hard with that comment.

What's even sadder is that it's not just young girls. I know women in their 40's and 50's who still think like that.

Anonymous said...

Some men throw their identity and dignity out the door just to get a woman. And one who is not worth doing that for.

Anonymous said...

"Some men throw their identity and dignity out the door just to get a woman."

If you're talking about Gerard, I'm not really sure that he has or ever has had his own identity. He's like a human chameleon who changes his colors to fit in with his environment.

Anonymous said...

I meant some men in general.

Gerard is just an idiot married to another idiot.

But going back to your point about identity. If you are so willing to throw it out the window, it means that you never recognized yourself or had the opportunity to develop it in the first place.

Modeling yourself on others doesn't help. It's like shopping for an image.

Anonymous said...

In the bargain bin.

Anonymous said...

Feeble-minded fool.

He can live his spectacular, amazing life with that joke of a woman.

Anonymous said...

I agree with all of the above.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to look into my crystal ball and make some predictions;

- Ms Ballato will not return to MSI. Her ever-loving devoted husband will support her and their amazing baby.

- MSI's days are numbered; thanks to the economic downturn and many people's return to conservative values.

- Young teen girls will continue to be the main revenue base for MCR, despite their efforts to be more punk/hardcore/rock/whatever.

Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure about the "conservative values" part, although I think it depends on what your definition is of "conservative."

Many conservatives in the US would support the ideals--if not the way of expressing them--that MSI hold. MSI's message is anti-gay, anti-feminism, pretty much anti-minority. And if you're correct about Lindsey quitting her job because she finally got a rich guy to support her... Umm, yeah. A lot of right wing conservatives in this country have a similar outlook. ;D

However if by "conservative" you mean a stronger stance against things like sex crimes perhaps (or being joyful or all "OMG LULZIES!" about sex crimes) then I could see where you're coming from.

Anonymous said...

I guess my whole point about MSI is that for as much as they try to be all shocking with the lyrics and the infantile, "I'm still in the anal phase" swearing, the metaphorical nose-picking they do and stuff, in reality they're saying so much of what the conservative right wing has been saying all along:

Homosexuality is bad, women are objects, minorities are not as worthy.

They just use 12 year old schoolyard language to do so.

Elisabeth said...

- Ms Ballato will not return to MSI. Her ever-loving devoted husband will support her and their amazing baby.

What a terribly unpunk thing for them to do. After all of their big talk they're both going to look pretty damn foolish if that's their plan. But, you know, looking foolish is kinda what they do best, so...maybe you're right.

Anonymous said...

They are not punks As much as they see themselves as rebelling against tradition, and values that other people question as norms, they are almost poster children for it.

As Kapunua noted, it's all infantile.

Anonymous said...

So if LynZ doesn't go back to MSI what is she going to do with her time? Get another chicken tattoo? Open up a cat boutique with Alicia? Write a Banana Man comic?

Or maybe she'll sit around the house and eat crisps all day.

Anonymous said...

She'll probably exercise.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she'll -gasp- raise her child.

I doubt her other half will be around much to do it anyways.

Anonymous said...

he fucked her, so he has to have the responsibility of raising the child too. It's only fair.

Anonymous said...

i agree with what someone said earlier, i bet he's gonna try and be away as much as possible once the kid comes. soon he'll have the excuse of touring.

but who knows. maybe he'll take to the parent thing. something tells me he won't though, given his track record.

i don't want this to end badly, there is an innocent child at stake after all, i'm just being realistic.

Anonymous said...

I hope he puts the band on an indefinite hiatus. Not because I hate them, but because this child deserves a full-time dad.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he's going to be able to put the band on indefinite hiatus. If they release a new record, they're going to have to tour to support it or it will die on the vine. Touring is how the band makes most of their money. Babies cost a lot of money. So do muscle cars and designer handbags.

Anonymous said...

MCR is already committed to playing in Japan in August.

Also, if they don't get an album out there soon the fangirls are going to forget about them.

Anonymous said...

theyre already pretty irrelevant in the u.s.
watchmen didnt do much for them

Anonymous said...

That's the bad thing about having the teenie audience. One minute you're on top of the world and the next you're "so 2006."

Anonymous said...

I'm also going to predict she is going to pop out a sibling within a year or two.

How can you impede such amazing love?

Anonymous said...

And another thing...

It's about time he thinks about the best interests of his child, and stops being a selfish, conceited ass.

He chose her, he married her, he impregnated her; now he has a responsibility he cannot escape.

Anonymous said...

I'm also going to predict she is going to pop out a sibling within a year or two..

Of course she will. Gerards the Emo Britney - quick marriage, two children born with in a year and a half of each other, a divorce and a breakdown. Seriously, I think this will happen to him.

Anonymous said...

he did say he could relate to her, or whatever he said about her. i remember being disgusted that he could enjoy watching her life fall apart

Anonymous said...

what? He would never leave her. He's madly in love with her. He'll be soon singing her praises again. Can hardly wait. Anyway he would be too spineless to leave her.

Anonymous said...

she would pound his ass into the pavement. no way is she gona let her meal ticket skip out on her like that.

Anonymous said...

He might be the mea ticket, but if she divorces him - he will pay for everything she has and she won't have to put up with him.

Can't wait til he starts with LynZ - Super Mum. He'll make her out to be the best mother ever and, given his track record, will probably imply that she's the first women ever to give birth in the history of the Universe. Every one was doing it wrong - til she came along.

I can see him being like Britney though. Give it 2 years and he'll be on the front page of Kerrang with the headline "MCR frontman Gerard Way on divorce, heartbreak, mental breakdowns and why he's looking forward to the future."

Anonymous said...

she would pound his ass into the pavement. no way is she gona let her meal ticket skip out on her like that. I can't believe that anyone with any brains could get entangled in a mess like this.

But to make hair-brained decisions based on, what I'm guessing is, alcoholic-fueled whims, is asking for it.

Yet, he could have extracted himself from this at the very beginning, but nooo , ego always gets in the way.

Suppose it's his choice to make; he wanted to stay with his painted liability; now he gets to bear the consequences.

Anonymous said...

3:52 he can rot in hell with his painted liability , and it will be AMAZING

Anonymous said...

I still think it's weird how he never talks about the baby. It's getting pretty close now. Is he not the least bit excited?

He couldn't keep his mouth shut about Lindsey, but he treats the baby like it's Eliza. I'm waiting for him to say that having a baby is "really special."

Anonymous said...

"He couldn't keep his mouth shut about Lindsey, but he treats the baby like it's Eliza." this infuriates me. i shouldn't of expected anything different, but i was hoping he wouldn't be one of those guys who feel their child is a burden, like it's the child's fault for being born. but then we could be jumping to conclusions. maybe he finally understands blabbing about stuff only brings him trouble. maybe, just maybe, he's being humble about things for once. though i doubt it.

Anonymous said...

maybe he's just superstitious and doesn't want to jinx anything until the baby is born and he knows it is 100% healthy. then i'm sure he will be shouting from the rooftops.

Anonymous said...

"maybe he's just superstitious and doesn't want to jinx anything until the baby is born and he knows it is 100% healthy."

This leads me to suspect that he might have reason to believe the baby might not be healthy. Like, for instance, the mother was using cocaine when she got pregnant? Or maybe smoking and drinking during the pregnancy?

I don't know too many couples who worry that much about their first child unless they have some reason to. Most of them just assume they'll have a healthy baby.

Anonymous said...

"maybe he finally understands blabbing about stuff only brings him trouble. maybe, just maybe, he's being humble about things for once. though i doubt it."

I doubt it too.

Besides, although it was annoying as hell when he was going on about finding the "one person he wanted to spend his life with" a month into the relationship with Lindsey, it might actually be somewhat endearing if he talked about the baby. They're too dramatically different situations. Is he so stupid he doesn't realize that?

Elisabeth said...

Is he so stupid he doesn't realize that?


Duh. There's a reason we call him Geetard, you know. ^_~

Anonymous said...

I remember the interview where he said, "The baby is growing, and that's great."

It was probably underweight for its time in utero. She was obviously still smoking before she found out.

Stupid bitch.

And you know they're both going to smoke after the baby too.

Anonymous said...

Stop posting this shit at Mayo's. The people there like Gerard.

Anonymous said...

So? That's the fangirl's problem.

Lynn said...

Why copy/paste that stuff at Mayo's? That blog has nothing to do with this blog. I certainly don't appreciate when some from Buzznet come over here and tell us we are insane.

Anonymous said...

Because band's management lurks there. That's why.

And because we can. It is Mayo's blog and if he didn't like it he would make us stop.

No one listened when Amyranth posted her lists of rules. Sorry but you really can't tell us what we can and can't write.

Lynn said...

Sorry but you really can't tell us what we can and can't write.


Not telling you what you can or can't write. So i'm asuming that you think Mayo is Gerard. You say that you posted stuff over there from here because band management lurks over there. I just didn't want this place to turn into Mayos.

Anonymous said...

Because band's management lurks there. That's why. You're just making things up. You don't know that.

Anonymous said...

Do you seriously think for one moment Mayo is Gerard? That's funny!

Anonymous said...

No, but management does lurk there.

Besides why does it matter to you what gets posted at Mayo's?

Lynn said...

Anyhooo...Here is something you all have been waiting for!


Monday, April 27, 2009
Tonight we sleep.....
the sleep of hungry lions before the hunt.

The Trouble is resting briefly... soon to rise again and staulk you in your waking hours, as we do now in your dreams.


I know Eliza didn't write this because surely she knows how to spell stalk! LOL!

Lynn said...

The Trouble is resting briefly... soon to rise again and staulk you in your waking hours, as we do now in your dreams.



Sounds like a nightmare Gerard probably had when he was with her.

Anonymous said...

i thought it was said that the band didn't HAVE management anymore. that's why they're allowed to do as they please on twitter and the blogs.

Anonymous said...

Why would their management lurk here? We love to hate them here so I would have thought that our opinions wouldn't count.

Anonymous said...

They're a goddamn bunch of GW ass kissers at Mayo's.

Anonymous said...

It is Mayo's blog and if he didn't like it he would make us stop.

^How could he make you stop? Do you mean you would stop if he asked you to?

Anonymous said...

I think whoever copied and pasted from here to Mayo's was only trying to stir up shit and cause trouble.

We should just ignore it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you're new but a few of us have copied and pasted some comments from here to Mayo's for YEARS.

Anonymous said...

"Maybe you're new but a few of us have copied and pasted some comments from here to Mayo's for YEARS."

It doesn't matter how long you've been doing it, your intention is and always has been to stir up shit.

You know those people are just going to attack us. So if that's not your purpose then what is?

Anonymous said...

I told you three times what the purpose was and you keep lying and saying it's something else.

Newsflash, most people used to AGREE with us at Mayo's until they got booted out.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what they think at Mayo's. It's not going to stop me ridiculing this buffoon.

And they actually think we are mocking the child; they're complete idiots, if they read the comments correctly it's anything but.

It's becoming like the MCRmy there, only a middle-aged version of it.

Anonymous said...

I'm hearing you 8:53.

Anonymous said...

If you don't like what you read at Mayo's, bitch about it at MAYO'S where it is posted, not here you moron. You are the one who brought it over here.

A bunch of us have been doing this since the beginning hoping it would get back to someone because we want anyone connected to MCR to know that we are not all fooled by this asshole.

But you can think what you want and call as many names as you want, it really makes you no better than the fangirls over there.

Anonymous said...

A bunch of us have been doing this since the beginning hoping it would get back to someone because we want anyone connected to MCR to know that we are not all fooled by this asshole. You're kidding. They're the ones most likely protecting their precious commodity in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who thinks a bunch of comments on a blog is going to change the way that ass thinks, is a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

you never know. he's not exactly known for being secure with himself. i think he takes criticism alot more personal then he shows. i remember an interview in asia last year about some musician guy calling them shit, and he got really agitated. it was the AIN'T GOT THE JUICE comment rofl

Anonymous said...

but if its the fans saying it, he could get pissy ansd defiant and act that way even more so. i could see him doing that.

Anonymous said...

What juice? Ass.

Anonymous said...

but if its the fans saying it, he could get pissy ansd defiant and act that way even more so. i could see him doing that. Yes, because fans mean soooo much to him.

Anonymous said...

Ass juice? 0_o

Anonymous said...

Mayo's is regarded as a joke by nearly everyone in the fandom. The only time it ever gets mentioned by people with half a brain is when they make fun of it. Even the watchers have come to the conclusion that Mayo is one or more of the so-called "lovelies" who post there.

Why would MCR's management be interested in what a bunch of middle-aged fangirls who spend half their time role-playing on a blog think? Seriously, anyone who thinks Mayo's is Gerard or that SS is Frank is completely off his or her nut.

Anonymous said...

And Lol @ anyone who thinks they have the power to change Gerard. First of all, you can't reason with someone who is that fucked in the head. Second, he doesn't care about his fans. He doesn't care about his management. He thinks he's the most talented guy in the world who is a member of the best band in the world.

The guy is so out of touch with reality it's kind of scary.

A team of psychiatrists probably couldn't make him act differently. Why on earth do you think our opinions of him are going to affect anything?

Anonymous said...

Has you all seen Mikey's new post. The wording scares me. It's not "Things I would buy on Ebay if I still drank" it's "Things I would buy on Ebay if I still drank HEAVILY". Anyone else think that doesn't sound quite right?

Anonymous said...

Maybe we know things you don't know about Mayo and SS. The lovelies talk with each other outside of Mayo's. Do you really think rational, intelligent adults would still be there 18 months later if they did not know for sure who they really are? I think some people get pissed because the lovelies don't share what they know. People always try to provoke them into giving up info about Mayo and SS. They are bitter because they have probably at one time or another tried to penetrate the family. While they may have been accepted on the surface with pleasantries and idle chit chat, when it comes to Mayo and SS, the wagons are circled tightly. If you weren't an original lovely, you will never know. Mayo and SS both showed their hand quite early on, now they are much more cautious. Although SS does still have his moments! ^_~

Anonymous said...

I know it's been said before, but Gerard Way is an imbecile married to another imbecile, who just happens to be in an emo boy band.

Anonymous said...

Now you're being as ridiculous as the people that inhabit Mayo's 4:15.

Anonymous said...

Never understood why the Lovelies never shared their info. It just seems to me that they are extremely selfish, or they didn't have any to begin with. I think it's the latter.

Anonymous said...

Do you really think rational, intelligent adults would still be there 18 months later if they did not know for sure who they really are? --

The operative word here is rational, 4:15. If you sincerely think that OPJ, Wendy, and the rest of them are rational, you're as badly in need of psychiatric help as Gerard.

Anonymous said...

Let the lovelies live in their delusions. They even post poetry to each other. Insane. But, enough about them, this is not the place for it.

Anonymous said...

Lol. Have you ever looked at any of the "lovelies" pictures? Or seen their houses? They aren't exactly the kind of people who have relationships with rockstars. They're all nutjobs.

Anonymous said...

Are you twelve, 4:15? Or one of the lovelies *snicker* trying to convince people that Mayo and SS are who they pretend to be?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, like rockstars are just wonderful people *rolls eyes*

Anonymous said...

No, rockstars are not wonderful people. They move to LA and hang out with folks like Courtney Love and Frances Bean. They don't have relationships with forty-something moms from Podunk Kansas, cat ladies from Tennessee and looney tunes who live with their parents in some godforsaken part of Kentucky.

Anonymous said...

Courtney Love is not the most sane person herself. If she didn't have any money or rawwk connections, I couldn't see her as any different to the people you're criticizing.

Anonymous said...

Oh that's right, 30 to 40 year olds hangin' with a sixteen year old. Real sane. And real fake too.

Anonymous said...

You just don't get it, do you, 4:59?

Courtney Love and France Bean are famous. This is why people like Gerard and Lindsey want to be associated with them.

There is absolutely no common ground between people like MCR and the ones at Mayo.

Anonymous said...

But, hey. You can't reason with crazy people and if you want to go on believing that Mayo and SS are rawkstas who have special connections with random fans on a blog, go right ahead.

Have fun with that.

Anonymous said...

5:04, I never assummed that Mayo was that fool.

Of coarse they want to hang "famous" people. Even though these so-called famous people are only famous through their infamy or social status. They are all shallow.

Anonymous said...

I pity you fools so hard!

Anonymous said...

Save your pity for people who need it.

Anonymous said...

5:15 you're being stupid. You seem to be the one who believes those idiots inhabit the blogs.

Anonymous said...

"Save your pity for people who need it."

Yeah like those poor deluded fools who think Mayo is Gerard. Or the lovelies who want people to believe it.

«Oldest ‹Older   2401 – 2600 of 3491   Newer› Newest»