Friday, January 2, 2009

".... I've become hateful towards all humans in general....."

Maybe I should have titled this "douchebag disease is contagious"....

Bob Bryer used his Twitter account to write the word "c--t" for all his fans and call it "art" and then, apparently according to someone at the NIN news site, he made a dick move in basically stealing his friend's idea and votes for making money for an animal shelter. Yes an animal shelter got money but he screwed over someone else to do it.

Feel free to pick up the conversations you left off on the other post.....

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Anonymous said...

I doubt Ville gives two shits what JU thinks about him.

I doubt that anyone (besides Gerard) gives two shits what JU thinks of them.

Anonymous said...

I doubt that anyone (besides Gerard) gives two shits what JU thinks of them.

The poor dear needs to impress the wife...

Anonymous said...

The poor dear needs to impress the wife...

Of course. He has to stay on her good side or she'll run over him with that truck again.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

lol

Martha Smith-Jones said...

no need to run him over just publish the nude photos she has of him

Anonymous said...

oh god, MJ, let's hope that NEVER happens.

Anonymous said...

no need to run him over just publish the nude photos she has of him

Eeeeeeeek!!!!

DO NOT WANT!!!!

Anonymous said...

If she has them of him, he must have them of her.

Anonymous said...

The trucks been and gone. Now it's just the nagging.

Anonymous said...

Poor Gerard. He probably has to listen to her rant endlessly about how people say she can't play her instrument.

Anonymous said...

Gerard would probably tells LynZ how awesome and amazing she is. That, a few carpenter songs and something outrageously expensive should settle her down.

Anonymous said...

If nude photos of Gerard ever show up, I'll just have to stay off the internet. Period.

I tried to avoid Pete's Peen, but I clicked on an innocent looking link and THERE IT WAS.

I somehow managed to survive the Peen, but I don't think I would live through naked Gerard.

You know what they say...what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Anonymous said...

Naked Gerard = Insane fangirling

Anonymous said...

4:33,

hahahaha. Hard to believe, my friend thought Pete's Peen was too short.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

better the pics than a sex tape.

Anonymous said...

They would think his flat ass is hot.

Anonymous said...

Naked Gerard = Insane fangirling

I'm not too sure... even thirteen year olds are going to be turned off by stretch marks and manboobs.

Anonymous said...

better the pics than a sex tape.



LOL! It would be a SHORT tape.

Anonymous said...

LOL! It would be a SHORT tape.

iawtc

Anonymous said...

Sex tape = horror movie O_O

Anonymous said...

They could call the sex tape FAKE IT.

Anonymous said...

......or they could call it 60 seconds of fierce love...

Anonymous said...

How about backbend bumping?

Anonymous said...

Or maybe, Gerard Throws His Back Out (Again).

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

i hope for both their sake that such a tape doesn't exist.

in the past things like this would be considered private.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL. You lot are crazy.

Anonymous said...
If she has them of him, he must have them of her.

January 7, 2009 4:19 PM


I think he'd be mortified but she would care at all. She probably use it to her advantage and play the victim again.

Anonymous said...

Who knows? Maybe Jimmy was secretly taping them on the bus?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous said...

i hope for both their sake that such a tape doesn't exist.

in the past things like this would be considered private.


Nowadays that is the next step for talentless people to get their names out there.

Anonymous said...

Nowadays that is the next step for talentless people to get their names out there.

whoring yourself out damages your integrity.

no amount of material wealth or public profile is worth that, in my view.

Anonymous said...

Amen 5:03

Too bad everyone doesn't see it that way.

Anonymous said...

I agree, 5:03. I don't think anyone who has had a sex tape out there can ever be taken seriously again.

But then, nobody really takes MSI seriously anyway, so...

Anonymous said...

But then, nobody really takes MSI seriously anyway

This is true, only poor deluded Lindsey doesn't know that.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

most of the people doing the whoring don't see it that way. It is seen as just another step you have to take to get your name in lights.

Anonymous said...

i understand that martha.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

All the talentless people we have today who are famous are brought to us by TV executives who are to cheap to go out and find real talent. So they use people who have none but can act outrageous and don't care that they are making pennies compared to what a talented person might make.

Anonymous said...

Hmm... people who have no talent but can act outrageous. Now who does that remind me of?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I can think of four people who fit that bill and one honorary person who has his head up the ass of the least talented one.

Anonymous said...

Mikey's twitter posts are always so fucking stupid. he put up a pic of wrestler Roddy Piper. both of the Way brothers have the mentality of a 12yr old.

Carrie said...

Can I just say hey to people over here, or is there a requisite bashing requirement? I'm just saying hey, hope everyone who posts here is doing well.

Anonymous said...

7:58 i don't think the boy ever leaves the man. it's part of them.

i have yet to meet one without this quality, regardless of age.

and some are more pronounced than others.

Anonymous said...

Gimp of the Year: Jimmy Urine

And every other year of his life.

Anonymous said...

So, I was lurking on BN and decide to look in a thread about Gerard becoming a dad. I was very surprisde to see that instead of most of the replies congratulating him, they were actually calling him a jerk who had changed and did care about his fans anymore. It seems some of the teenies are turning. It won't be long til the majority do. Oh well, I'm sure MCR had fun while it lasted.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

someone should save that thread because you know the assholes at bn will shut it down or delete it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they tend to do that. Can't save on mine though.

Anonymous said...

Not only are a lot of those fangirls on BN expressing disappointment in Gerard, a lot of them have simply disappeared. I've noticed that on the MCR lj community too.

MCR's fanbase is dwindling away.

Anonymous said...

Lets fucking hope so. I nearly had kittens when I saw Kerrang on the shelf today.

God I know! It was enough to put me off my lunch time sandwich seeing Jummy Piss Face leering at me from the magasine rack. What a tool that man is.

I haven't bought Kerrang in so long now.

Anonymous said...

I haven't bought Kerrang in so long now.
Me neither. I haven't brought it since they first started featuring MSI, even if it had MCR in it.

I just can't support a magazine who kisses the asses of blantently evil people in order to sell copies.

Anonymous said...

I see I've missed much.

Anonymous said...

So, anybody got plans to buy Desolation Row when it comes out?

Anonymous said...

Fuck no!

Anonymous said...

nope.

Anonymous said...

Have you checked the new posts on MCR website?

this is taken from gerard's post:

"including some really rare MSI cd's, and some original art by my wonderful wife that appeared in the Projekt Revolution "Revolution Unseen" art book.
"
xD

hahah I think gerard read ray's post and now wants to be like him. it's just that everytime ray posts about his wife he does it more like in a natural way, but gerard...errr

Anonymous said...

"my wonderful wife" well atleast he didn't say his ammaaayyzingg wife.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It is an action for a friend that has cancer. If i had the money to give i would much rather send it to the.

The only way i would pay money for msi shit is if later I was going to set it on fire and sent the video back to them.


I am bother by the fact that he is telling the fangirls about this. Most of them aren't made of money. Their parents work hard for what they have. and right now is a shitty time money wise to be doing that bullshit.

Anonymous said...

haha i clicked on the ebay link he posted and the MSI cds have no bids yet.

Anonymous said...

11:41,

I heard the song at one of the MCR concerts last year, so my answer is.....nope. Hehe.

TL,

Gerard comes off as fake, doesn't he? That's how I read that post :D

Anonymous said...

haha i clicked on the ebay link he posted and the MSI cds have no bids yet.

Not to worry. I'm sure if they don't sell, Gerard will buy them. Gotta keep the wife and his new besties happy.

Anonymous said...

2:00,

maybe he got tired of saying "amazing" he had to switch to another word lol.

MJ, exactly. I haven't read the post yet, but it seems GW is doing almost exactly the same thing Bob did with the car auction.

Anonymous said...

hello there MJ! and everybody

I wouldn't pay for a msi cd either.
if he really wants to help this friend why not give the money himself? he sure spent more money hiring a monkey for lindsey .

Anonymous said...

FAIL, GERARD, FAIL :[ for talking about your shitty wife's band ON YOU OWN BANDSITE

Anonymous said...

BUT BUT BUT

Way better approach then Bob's, GO VOTE FOR ME NOA!

Gerard is just letting people know what he has for auction.

Anonymous said...

TL,

Gerard comes off as fake, doesn't he? That's how I read that post :D


TOTALLY!
fakeness 100%

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello BC, TL and anons


it is sad that the first blog he makes in a long time is asking for money. No happy late New years but buy my wife's shit "it's for a good cause". And wouldn't they make more money if they auction the art in a gallery

Anonymous said...

including some really rare MSI cd's, and some original art by my wonderful wife that appeared in the Projekt Revolution "Revolution Unseen" art book.

Somebody hide my credit card. I HAVE to have those. *Sarc*

Anonymous said...

safe,2 of the "rare msi cds" are signed by JU :D you better hurry up or you will miss them!

.....
ha!

Anonymous said...

Tiger Lily said...
safe,2 of the "rare msi cds" are signed by JU :D you better hurry up or you will miss them!


SIGNED BY JU!!!! Damn, what's my ebay password?

Oh yeah, gerardsafakepieceofshit.

Does Lindsey not like cancer patients? The CD's would make more if she'd signed them.

Anonymous said...

Where's the wife's art? I can't find it and I simply must have it.

Not.

Anonymous said...

Does Lindsey not like cancer patients?

Maybe they called her Mrs Gerard Way?

Anonymous said...

Where's the wife's art? I can't find it and I simply must have it.

Back off Anon. It's mine!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Why can't MCR just do something nice with out it taking away from another cause (dog shelter) or just looking like shameless self promotion.

Anonymous said...

www.mychemicalromance.com

AKA

www.gerardwaysglorifiedjumblesale.com

Anonymous said...

Lol.

Hi there TL, MJ, Safe, and anons.

Anonymous said...

"I've done a pretty conscious job of keeping my comic and the band separate,"

Since when was Gerard a comedian? Wait, I forgot, he's been a huge joke since PR.

Anonymous said...

Hi BC.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure gerard realized that the auctions involving the band of his "wonderful wife" have had no bids so that's the reason of why he mentions it on the mcr website ,hoping for the lindsey wanna be fangirls to buy them

Hi BC,safe and anons!
:)

Anonymous said...

www.gerardwaysglorifiedjumblesale.com

Do you think they're making room for the baby or his and her ever expanding egos?

Seriously though, he should have just promoted the comic and MSI should have whored their stuff out on their site.

Anonymous said...

Hi Tiger Lily.

Anonymous said...

Seriously though, he should have just promoted the comic and MSI should have whored their stuff out on their site.

But then all the little Gerard fangirls might not know about it. It's not like they care about what's going on with MSI right now, seeing as how Lindsey's on a break.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am wondering in the pas if they did something like that would they mention the names of the bands they are doing the actions with or is it just because he is fucking one.

Anonymous said...

Too true Anon.

Anonymous said...

I've done a pretty conscious job of keeping my comic and the band separate,"

sureeeeee!
just like the pretty conscious job he has done of keeping the band of his wonderful wife and his band separate too....
right! :D

Anonymous said...

I've done a pretty conscious job of keeping my comic and the band separate

----------------

Is this dolt even aware that the reason why kids buy his comic is because of his association with being MCR's frontman?

That's not seperation, that's called blending the band and comic into one.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Separate as in he isn't actually selling any items having to do with TUA or msi on MCR's site. He just tells you about the stuff. that way it looks like you are the one in control of deciding to buy the shit or not.

Anonymous said...

Every advertisement or article I've ever read for TUA makes a point of saying it's written by 'Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance,' so you're not doing a very good job at keeping the two separate, Gerard.

Anonymous said...

£320 ($160) for that fucking comic. People are NUTS!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Are people bidding on it safe

Anonymous said...

It says the current bid is $160 approx.

Anonymous said...

It's had 18 bids.

Anonymous said...

.....between 6 bidders.

The signed CD's are going for $1.25 and $20.50. Sad bastards.

Anonymous said...

MJ, yeah they are, there's 18 bids so far.

Anonymous said...

The description says:

This is a limited edition hardcover Umbrella Academy with a ONE OF A KIND character sketch of Spaceboy autographed by Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance.


Shouldn't that be Gerard Way, writer and creator of The Umbrella Academy?

Anonymous said...

I guess a lot of the media still doesn't see GW as a comic artist, rather than just a frontman of some band.

It's amazing how unwaware that guy is when it comes to separating his band from the comic.

Anonymous said...

Night all.

Anonymous said...

"...about various subjects of varying levels of stupidity."

methinks a certain frontman has been reading a certain blog.

Anonymous said...

why does MCR always feel the need to milk the fans with shit like this? cant they ever come out of their own pockets to help people?

Anonymous said...

Even if you wanted to try and forget about the MSI/MCR connection and just support the band, there is no way you can do that as you constantly have MSI shoved in your face. Plus, by supporting MCR I would feel like I'm indirectly supporting MSI, and there is no way I am ever spending money on that shitty band.

Anonymous said...

methinks a certain frontman has been reading a certain blog.

January 8, 2009 3:25 PM



Gives a certain frontman the finger...

Anonymous said...

It does seem that the only reason the MCR site exists is so that they can ask for money or help for their various charities. And yet you never see them actualy making a donation, and yet they're so quick to ask their fans to help.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

nite safe

Anonymous said...

He was to bothered to even come out or talk to his fans. I don't think his fans should be bothered to buy any of his crap.

Anonymous said...

i love how Gerard keeps saying the reason he hasn't been on MCR's site is because he's so busy. i guess he's not so busy when he wants to beg the fans for money.

Anonymous said...

I've done a pretty conscious job of keeping my comic and the band separate

A pretty conscious job? As opposed to what, an unconscious job? Sorry, Geetard, but you aren't making sense here.

Maybe he meant he could do a conscientious job or make a conscious effort. I'm not sure, but it's a good thing he has editors for TUA, because the dude can't write for shit.

Anonymous said...

He is busy. He's busy thinking of new ways to exploit his fans by sucking money from them.

Anonymous said...

It has indeed been a while since I have been able to blog on here, which upsets me as I would look forward to doing it everyday, sometimes multiple times a day....

Can't you just see Gerard crying in his coffee and hugging his Jabb Glob because he was unable to blog?

Not.

It doen't take five minutes to get on the net, go to a site, type "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year". Who does he think he's trying to kid?

Anonymous said...

I think Warner saw they hadn't done anything in awhile and made them. Notice how three of them posted in a very short time, after over a week of nothing. Not a coincidence.

Anonymous said...

the dude can't write for shit.

True that. Which is why I never thought he was Mayo. Gerard is somewhat grammatically challenged.

I remember once when he told Steven on Fuse that he "got mistook" for Billy Corgan and Steven actually corrected him by saying "mistaken". Too funny.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It doen't take five minutes to get on the net, go to a site, type "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year". Who does he think he's trying to kid?

January 8, 2009 4:07 PM


Yes, remember that a good part of the fan base is under age girls who think any attention is good attention.

Anonymous said...

Fans don't deserve to be told Merry Christmas or Happy New Year.

Their only function is to buy merchandise. Apparently.

Anonymous said...

Change of subject, but didn't Gerard say that he didn't think MCR would ever make a record that wasn't a concept record? And now he's saying he doesn't think the next one will be a concept record?

I know people can change their minds, but damn. It seems like absolutely everything about him has changed. Complete 180 on everything.

resurrected wreck said...

Didn't he used to be gung-ho to make TBP a film or a play or something?

Until he killed it, that is.

resurrected wreck said...

Overexposure to the elements didn't kill The Black Parade.

Vaginal asphyxiation did.

Anonymous said...

Hey Martha and RW, and fellow anons.

How is everyone?

resurrected wreck said...

This is just a hit & run. Gotta go to bed...

Have a good evening :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think someone is telling him that concept albums aren't punk or hxc.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Anon, hi MJ :)

Got to head to bed, I'm afraid.

Have fun!

Anonymous said...

Vaginal asphyxiation did.

very clever rw.

you have my utmost respect :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello rw and anons. Goodnight RW I love your comment

Anonymous said...

have a good sleep rw.

nice to read you even if it was only for a short time.

Anonymous said...

martha if your best buddies (aka JU) writes about nothing , gerald has to copy...

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I take it that Gerard will next start talking about how people with talent shouldn't be in music or write comics.

Anonymous said...

maybe gerry thinks all his new half-assed friends should be doing that

how dare people with talent tried to write something entertaining.

who do they think they are?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh dear god next the wonderful wife will be writing a comic. about a super hero that back bend for justice. She will shoot ping pongs out of her vag

Anonymous said...

isn't geegee so lucky!

how many people can boast to have a wonderful wife?

how many wives are sooooo artistic, flexible, amazing, inspirational, does a mean impression of a bass player AND do pelvic floor exercises as well? (for the ping pong balls ;)

not me...

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I wonder if that will help with child birth

Anonymous said...

maybe

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am so feeling sorry for that kid. I get the feeling that when it is 16 it will have a bunch of 40 year old hanger ons. Using it for it's fame

Anonymous said...

i hope the kid is okay

not sure about old hazel eyes and fluffy.

i suppose hxc punks will always be hxc punks *grins*

Anonymous said...

i don't think the kid will have the same issues as Frances for the very simple fact that neither of its parents are nearly as famous as either Courtney or Kurt. In a few years no one will care and those two will be back in Jersey wondering what the hell happened.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

it may not be as famous but i think it will have some of the same issues. Lindsey is after all a wannabe cl

Anonymous said...

really? so that's why she wore the blonde wig at Maxwells.

Anonymous said...

In a few years no one will care and those two will be back in Jersey wondering what the hell happened.

...where they will live happily ever after...

THE END

Martha Smith-Jones said...

lol

Anonymous said...

It has indeed been a while since I have been able to blog on here, which upsets me as I would look forward to doing it everyday, sometimes multiple times a day, and about various subjects of varying levels of stupidity.

Is he reading this blog? Because I'm sure that there's no other place on the internet (expect here) where people talk shit about his blog.

Anonymous said...

varying levels of stupidity.

he married one with those "varying levels", so he must feel comfortable with it.


*waves to gerald*

Anonymous said...

I couldn't care less if he reads here.

Anonymous said...

right on 11:12!

who gives a damn if he reads this.

Anonymous said...

We read his blog, it's only fair he reads ours.

If he's laughing at us, well we laugh at him, and wifey and the other pathetic people that he's chosen to include in his life and do a 180 for in the process.

Just been to BN, there's a thread called "Help Gerard save a life." How do fangirls come up with his shit?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Easy they are preteens, teens and overly romantic women. it is easy to come up with stuff like that.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't make it any less stupid. He's not saving anyone's life.

Anonymous said...

Is Gerard special or is he really that stupid to expect people to really buy this crap. And by reading his blog entry, how does anyone really know if this "friend with cancer' even exists?

I think it would not only be sad but pathetic if the truth of the matter is, he made up some story about some presumed friend in need just to maintain his "sniff, sniff" lifestyle. I mean think about people, there's no picture, no description of this person, no charity to donate to, and we all know about his constant battle with the truth these days.

I said karma was a bitch and now it really is biting him in the ass. I guess his mortgage must be through the roof and he's got to squeeze every last cent from his fans to pay for his habit (I mean bills).

P.S. Has anyone here seen the God awful sketch Venereal Disease (Oops, I mean his amazzzziiiinnggg wife, Lyn-Who gives a shit) put up for this so called auction. Let's just say if your not a fan of MSI's music, especially their wonderful power house ballad 5 year old .. shot, then you really won't like this masterpiece.

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone! How are you doing?

I so would like to know what Gerard said to that person with cancer.
Umm, dude, I couldn't be arsed to give you my money to help you but my minions could give it to you.
Is that a deal?

Anonymous said...

I want to give you all a venereal disease, but this young whore has already beaten me to the punch.

Anonymous said...

this is the description the "supposed friend" of gerard gives about the auction.

This auction is to raise money for a friend who is battling cancer and all proceeds will go towards making her home wheelchair accessible. This is for a good cause so PLEASE be generous. SPREAD THE WORD AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER AUCTIONS!!! Feel free to contact me with any questions prior to bidding. Thanks!


--
12:30 , you're sooo right
that is a very ugly scary sketch!

for what i read , it's a depiction of lindsey sitting on the lap of a guy in a banana suit( gerard? )
haahhahah

Anonymous said...

I think it would not only be sad but pathetic if the truth of the matter is, he made up some story about some presumed friend in need just to maintain his "sniff, sniff" lifestyle.

Yes, it wouldn't surprise me if the money was for crack. he has to impress his wife and new friends somehow and I think his money well is drying up.

The whole thing is dodgy to me.

Anonymous said...

She's multi talented. She can fake playing bass, she's an inspiration for young teens, she draws herself sitting on guys in banana suits. What's next, does she sit and spin too? I think they'd have to put her in the World Guinness Book of Records for that little dozy...

She's like the swiss army knife of punk rock chicks...
P.S. She's also AMAZZZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Woo Hoo!

Anonymous said...

so PLEASE be generous

Maybe the people will $1.4 million houses should be generous and the poor people should get on with their lives and pay their bills.

Does he not remember what it's like to be working class and have no money?

Anonymous said...

hi Siobhan

He could easily give the money this girl needs, but instead of that he gave her one of his drawings and 4 cds of his wonderful wife's band and a sketch by lindsey so she could buy them on ebay. wooooow so generous of him!

Anonymous said...

$80+ for a scantily clad ho stradeling a banana man.

They didn't even bother to paint their pictures. They're just doodles.

$250 for Gerard's picture. How do people afford that?

Anonymous said...

This was on the Q&A bit.

Q: Is there a way to donate money without participating in the auction?
A: Yes! You can make donations to my paypal account. It's jmartel82@hotmail.com. Any and all donations are greatly appreciated!


What a nice person.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think the reason GW gave that shit was because in his head if would have fetch a lot more money than he would have been able to give.


But some how I don't think $250 and the $84 that are being bid on the shit is going to help. Maybe the direct donating is doing better. I really hope this isn't a lie.


Is that what Lindsey calls sitting on someone's lap.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

$250 for Gerard's picture. How do people afford that?

January 9, 2009 1:00 AM


Mommy and Daddy

Anonymous said...

Mummy and Daddy are mental.

Anonymous said...

Can you picture that, poor thing. If she really does exist she can soothe her pain by admiring her idol's sketching of some random character or make her ears bleed by hearing the moronic band we have all learned to love MSI ( Moronic Self-Absorbed Idiots).

It didn't occur to him that she needed I don't know, money for doctor's visits, medicine, a wheelchair. Something of value that in all honesty would have been a drop in the bucket for our beloved Gerard. Nope his solution to the problem is to get his fans who could have been laid off recently, fired from their jobs, people who are facing foreclosure, and basically living off of their savings to donate their money.

Real sensitive, have you read a newspaper lately Gerard. While you've been vacationing in the land of the bunnies, the economy is in the crapper, you tool...

Tiger Lily said...

that banana sketch
what would you with it?
would you hang it on your wall?

hahahaha

Tiger Lily said...

do*

Anonymous said...

He should show his real love for his wonderful wife and purchase her "art" for his own collection, at an over-inflated price. After all, it's going to a good cause.

Anonymous said...

I cringe when he said it was for someone who has cancer. What's up with this band and cancer anyway? They have that song, Frank designing stuff for cancer, Bob's dog had cancer and now Gerard.

Anyway, this auction sounds fishy to me.

Anonymous said...

He should be able to slap $5000 towards it. Better than monkey rental. He gets to keep and admire it forever. He can hang it on top of his work desk.

Anonymous said...

That sketch of sitting on the lap of the guy in the banana suit is tres creepy. So are the ones of the unicorn and Oprah that she submitted to the Revolution Unseen book.

Quote from the book, "Am I the only one out there who wonders what it would be like to sit on the lap of Oprah Winfrey, a unicorn or guy in a banana suit?! C'mon people, really?"

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think we have just been given a window into Gerard's head. Does he think he one of the stars that is so big that selling off his drawings on ebay would bring in big money.

He is already milking the fans for money on TUA and MCR merchandise does he think people have that much to give.

I think it would have been better if he had just asked every person to send $5 to the pay pals account. Maybe for legal reasons he couldn't do that.

But that would have I think in the long run been better. How does he know people bidding aren't just assholes who are faking him out.

Anonymous said...

Not everyone has money problems. There are still enough spoiled brats out there whose parents have enough money to grant their loved offsprings every wish.

I just think that it is so funny how Gerard and others in the band are looking for anything to appear as so charitable!
Er, do you happen to know someone who's in desperate need for cash and also has a deadly disease? Or if someone can't afford the artificial hip for their cat or something? If yes, we could write a blog about it on our website and make our fans help out with the money.

Tiger Lily said...

Quote from the book, "Am I the only one out there who wonders what it would be like to sit on the lap of Oprah Winfrey, a unicorn or guy in a banana suit?! C'mon people, really?"


oh yes lindsey, you are sooooo unique.

anon, do you have a link to that unicorn, oprah sketch? i'd like to have a laugh..

Anonymous said...

MCR is good at hiding behind charities. Remember that Maxwell's show where Gerard said the ticket sales are going to charity?

What charity, Gerard?

Tiger Lily said...

they could even create their own phone line."if you're in need just call MCR 123- 11- 45455 leave a msg and we will post it on our blog! our fangirls will be glad to help,they do everything we ask them for"

Anonymous said...

I cringe when he said it was for someone who has cancer. What's up with this band and cancer anyway? They have that song, Frank designing stuff for cancer, Bob's dog had cancer and now Gerard.

I think they use the 'cancer card' because many people can relate to that disease. Many people most likely knew someone who passed away due to cancer or even had it themselves.
It's easier to arouse the 'Awww, poor thing! I know what s/he is going through. My mother/grandma/dog had cancer too.' feeling with this disease than with something more uncommon.

Anonymous said...

1:38 when do you believe anything that comes out of the mouth of Mr LynZ Way?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

"Am I the only one out there who wonders what it would be like to sit on the lap of Oprah Winfrey, a unicorn or guy in a banana suit?! C'mon people, really?"

January 9, 2009 1:31 AM


I think Oprah would tell Lindsey off at the very least. Or she might actually get her bass lessons. You don't sit on a unicorns lap. It is a horse like creature an you would sit on it's back. A banana suit what is up with the phallic imagery. The horn on the unicorn and the banana guy.

I wonder if she is trying to be creep with the Banana thing because she thinks that is cool.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

And they still haven't said shit about the $1000 going to the suicide charity

Anonymous said...

TL,

Agreed. I bet one day they'll set a MCR phoneline where fans can call to hear their recorded voice for $9.99/minute.

Anonymous said...

She must like bananas!!!

Anonymous said...

1:45 that sounds too much like phone sex for fangirls.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the banana is what she uses when Gerard can't hit the sweet spot. Or maybe when she's really funky and hasn't washed in a month maybe Gerard is too disgusted and opts for her to use the banana instead.

Not tonight dear, just use the banana...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

*washes eyeballs cuz of 1:49*

Anonymous said...

I'm 100% positive that the charity and person with cancer they mentioned does not exist.

Tiger Lily said...

1:45 , oh yeah, honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if they came up with sth like that.

and then they would post sth like " the money we get from the calls will go to an unknown mysterious charity, COME ON PPL BE GENEROUS START CALLING! WHO KNOWS,MAYBE GERARD COULD PICK UP THE PHONE AND TALK TO YOU FOR 5 SECONDS!"

Tiger Lily said...

I am the only one out there who thinks a pickle would have been more original than a banana,C'mon people, really?

Anonymous said...

So, I saw the picture of Lynz sat on the banana guy and I was trying to work out what it meant. I did wonder initially if the banana was some phallic symbol, she does look like she has no pants on in the picture and maybe it was saying something about female desire. Then I read the description and realised it was just Lynz sat on a banana guy.

Anonymous said...

Why have banana or pickle when you can have unicorn horn?

A blunt unicorn horn.

Anonymous said...

AH HA!!!

I've been saying it all night long. He's full of shit and wants people to support his habit.

Didn't mean to gross you out Anon 1:51, but it could be a reason why she loves her bananas so very much. And, their full of potassium just like another substance if you catch my meaning.....LOL

Tiger Lily said...

how romantic, she is into unicorns too just like gerard.
awwww

Anonymous said...

1:51 it boogles the mind they could do something like that. If it is legitimate, shouldn't one be able to check if this would be tax exempt.

I was under the impression money raised for charitable purposes have to also disclose what they will do with contributions.

Anonymous said...

About Lyn-z's sketch:

I bet its one of her fantasies. Big banana means big dick and unfortunately for her, her husband doesn't have one.

Anonymous said...

I don't think they've been trough the proper channels. This isn't a real charity. It doesn't have a registered charity number. It's more like a hand out - from MCR fans.

Anonymous said...

1:56 one word--PR!!!

Anonymous said...

That's simply wrong 2:03. Something in this context should not be handled so unprofessionally.

Anonymous said...

I know 2:05. It should have been done properly. It seems so half assed, which makes me thing it's fake as well as the lack of information about woman.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, the banana is a metaphor for something that she desires but her husband is sadly lacking. Or perhaps, its her way of expressing her need to have one herself.

She is a very mannish woman who possibly feels inadequate or perhaps feels trapped in a woman's body but would rather feel complete living as a man. Who knows?

Anonymous said...

It makes me wonder if he has been provided with all the information, or whether he has investigated it himself before endorsing this.

I don't think the banana is a metaphor for penis size, although freud does interpret it as a phallic symbol. I think it has more to do of what she lacks or does not get emotionally at a time of vulnerability.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 2:04, it is PR. Let's play on the heart strings of the fans to get them to donate their hard earned cash.

And for what, so that Lyn-Zoid can have another monkey rental at her baby shower (if that's not a lie too, I haven't seen a baby bump in any updated pics), or so that she can have another absurdly expensive bag. Or lets just face it, this "charity" is to maintain the habit of two degenerates living in the lap (pun intended) of luxury while everyone else struggles...

Anonymous said...

Now that people starts questioning their agenda behind those charities, I'm sure pretty soon they'll post pictures of them hugging a sick kid or shake hands with charity directors etc.

Anonymous said...

Yeah they can do that, but if it's legit it should be registered under internal revenue.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't think the banana is a metaphor for penis size, although freud does interpret it as a phallic symbol. I think it has more to do of what she lacks or does not get emotionally at a time of vulnerability.

January 9, 2009 2:14 AM


If you do look at the picture it does look like that person has her in his control. Even if she tried to get away he could just grab her legs and she drew herself as a child in a vulnerable position.

Anonymous said...

They're living in LA, kid actors are a dime a dozen. They'll get one in less than two seconds posing as this "child in need."

He really has become the Hollywood type. Who would have thunk it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she secretly wants to be dominated or not be responsible at all. Every time I see them together in a picture she is always in front of him. They don't look equal.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Most Hollywood type don't post with sick children anymore the adopt them.

Kassiopeia said...

Hey peeps!

It's been a long time (and a helluva lot of comments) since I last popped in. It's a pretty sad state of affairs when a plea for charitable donations can be perceived as a cynical cash-grabbing ploy, but then if the guy said the grass was green I'd have to go outside to check so I wholehearted agree with what a lot of you have been saying.

Where did it all go so wrong?

Oh, and Happy Belated New Year!

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

That was my observation too MJ. Something about the picture is reminiscent of that disgusting song her band wrote. Why did she have to make the drawing of the female so child like. I think its disturbing and so revolting especially coming from an "expecting mom" herself.

Anonymous said...

Good to see you again Kassiopeia. I don't think anything went wrong. He just seems to follow who he's with at the moment.

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