Friday, January 2, 2009

".... I've become hateful towards all humans in general....."

Maybe I should have titled this "douchebag disease is contagious"....

Bob Bryer used his Twitter account to write the word "c--t" for all his fans and call it "art" and then, apparently according to someone at the NIN news site, he made a dick move in basically stealing his friend's idea and votes for making money for an animal shelter. Yes an animal shelter got money but he screwed over someone else to do it.

Feel free to pick up the conversations you left off on the other post.....

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resurrected wreck said...

Hullo BC :)

*squeeze!*

Hullo Siobhan :)

Anonymous said...

How was your day RW?

resurrected wreck said...

I don't feel it's really got started yet, BC, as I haven't done much. I am thinking of seeing a movie tonight, either Milk or The Reader.

How has your day been?

Anonymous said...

I just got done doing the dishes RW. Right now I'm just watching a bit of TV. I have to do some more cleaning later on :/

resurrected wreck said...

I started to watch a DVD earlier, but I had already seen it recently so I got bored & turned it off.

I wish it were warm out. I'd love to just go for a walk, but that's much more pleasant when it's not winter.

Anonymous said...

I agree RW. I can't wait til winter is over.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm looking forward to a big thaw, BC!

resurrected wreck said...

And I'm much more inclined to be outside if the weather's nice.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm gonna go read for a while, BC.

Have a good day :)

Anonymous said...

Oops, sorry, I had to go make a pit stop at Wal-mart.

See you later RW :)

Anonymous said...

I was kinda wondering: What the hell does the 'punk' vibe of it has to do with the Watchmen movie?.

As a longtime fan of the comic, I honestly can't tell you the answer to that question because for me it doesn't fit. The story is set in the mid-eighties, well after the time of the Sex Pistols (whose sound Gerard says they were going for). So from that standpoint, I don't get it.

The only thing I can think of is that the story takes place in an alternate universe, where the US won the war in Vietnam, mainly due to the appearance of a real "superman" in the form of Dr. Manhattan. Despite this (and possibly even because of it) the world is on the brink of nuclear war and facing extinction, which causes a lot of unrest in the population. Near the end of the comic, people are fighting in the streets. So, as far as I can tell, the only connection is that punk represents a violent form of expression (and probably explains the rioting and arrests in the video).

Throughout the comic, there are posters advertising a band called "Pale Horse", but although they are supposed to appeal to a group of thugs known as "knot-tops" (who are sort of punk-like), I don't recall them being described as punk.

*deep breath*

Anyway, that was probably way more than you wanted to know or care about, but maybe it answers your question somewhat.

Anonymous said...

The fan girls will think MCR are rebels and being their fans make 'em special.

After all, if every music critic says the song sucks They dont get that MCR save lives!!!!1!1! Oh and Gerard is SoO Hawt!1!1 OMG they so don't get it! but we still love u MCR, we ur loyal fans aren't going to leave you!1!!!

Maybe a Biiit over dramatic, but I can see a fangirl saying it. Here's an actual post from my friend Melissa from a real fangirl XP

whooo
Oh yea i saw it, i love it!
haha, I'm like obbsessed.
And I was like "D; MIKEY, NOES YA GOING TO JAIL!"

Anonymous said...

So what's up with that retarded looking face Gerard makes about halfway through the video? Is he trying to imitate Johnny Rotten?

FAIL.

Anonymous said...

I've seen a couple of reviews where they say that the song doesn't fit in with the comic book. And yet it was directed by the actual director of the film. You would have thought he would have come up with something really cool and original, instead we have them playing in a club and getting arrested. That Smashing Pumpkin song from the trailer seemed much more fitting, I know it was used in Batman so they wouldn't have used it, and it was from the wrong era but at least it worked more with the tone of the film.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 3:52

Anonymous said...

That's what's confusing me anon. How does the song fit into the movie? The video doesn't seem like it ties with any of it, unless the band is intending to release the song on their upcoming album or something.

Anonymous said...

feel like they just put Lindsey in the video to excite the fangirls.

January 31, 2009 5:04 AM

I think it was a marketing deal.like they knew if they showed lindsey fan girls would totally be crazy about it and download it.just to see their "bass princess". i know the other members have wives too but they're not as interesting as lynz( if you know what i mean) gerard is the most popular member. i think it was just all about publicity and get as many ppl as possible to watch the vid.

I agree, the video in itself is a cliché.

sally said...

well, judging from all the comments the music video sounds really exciting

an arrest too? *smirks*

hope you are all having a great evening :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello haibane

Anonymous said...

Three Cheers, you are all pathetic.

What's the point of dwelling on someone else's life? Get over it and create and live your own.

Here's a better idea; step away from the computer (I promise you, you will be able to breathe without it) and go outside and do something! Plant a tree, build a snowman, pick up trash in a park.

The sunshine will do you some good.

Anonymous said...

Three cheers 10:52, you have just made yourself appear more pathetic.

Word of advice: why don't you step away from the computer and forget blogs like this exist.

I'm positive that Gerard Way and his "punk" wife are too busy living their exciting lives and don't give a rat's ass about what is being said here.

Anonymous said...

I have a better idea
Let's go fly a kite!!!!!!

yes!!!

i'll do it tomorrow.
promise.

Anonymous said...

Plant a tree, build a snowman, pick up trash in a park.
--------------------------

Nah. Coming here is way too much fun ^___^

Anonymous said...

step away from the computer (I promise you, you will be able to breathe without it)

Says the person busily typing away on his/her computer on an out-of-the-way blog that dares to say negative things about the band that no doubt "saved your life."

Here's an idea for you. Don't like what we have to say here? Don't read it. Go volunteer at a homeless shelter. Go jog in the park. Spend some time with your family. Or maybe go fly a fucking kite.

Anonymous said...

After seeing this crappy new video a few times now, its very clear that they've become a costumy version of the Sex Pistols. I get it, they are so hard core now that they like to wear pirate inspired pajamas as opposed to their crush velvet suits from the Revenge days. And, I'm sure that the reason why they decided to desecrate Dylan's song was to do a half-assed homage to Sid Vicious' interpretation of Frank Sinatra's My Way. But, unfortunately it just doesn't translate well and it doesn't deliver. It packs no punch, its unoriginal, and all it proves is that they've become a bunch of posers trying to capitalize on crap. I felt like I was watching Teenagers part deux.

Now according to the story line its suppose to take place in the 80's right? If they were going to do a remake, why not do a cover of a punk song from the 80's? Hell, they could have even used one of their own songs. Wasn't the song Mama in the works for a video, but Geetard never came through. They could have taken this opportunity to bank on that song, by promoting it for the movie. Or, better yet, they could have taken any of the songs that were on the TBP's B-Side EP. Any one of those songs would have made more sense than this shitty rendition.

Basically, my point is, they could have done a number of things to bank on this opportunity, but leave it up to cracky and his cracky wife to do a shit job under the blanket of a drug induced coma.

Oh, and to the 10:52 anon, who keeps coming here, making us who voice an opinion sound pathetic, all I have to say is, its a public forum. What does that mean? Well, that means that we are entitled to say whatever the hell we want to say and its really none of your fucking business to come in here and start shit. Now, just because you have some crazy idea that if you suck up to Geetard and Lynzoid that it will garner you some respect from your precious idols. Let me tell you something honey, it won't. And honestly, I don't see why this blog gets so much attention when apparently you think that your better than all of us because you have a "life". Well sweetheart, if you had such an incredible life, then why do you feel compelled to come here and suggest that we get one? Oh, I know why, because your a dumbass. If you have such a life then why the hell are you here? Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones, you jackass.

sally said...

the clip was that good 2:15 ^_^

sex pistols? *laughs*

goodnight all. looking forward to reading all your opinions in the future.

Anonymous said...

Plant a tree,
The dog will only dig it back up in my garden and if I plant one anywhere else, then I'll need the council's permission.

build a snowman,
Alas, no snow. :(

pick up trash in a park.
I live opposite the local park, it's small and this is a good community, so it's clean too.

Bye!

Anonymous said...

Three Cheers, you are all pathetic.

What's the point of dwelling on someone else's life? Get over it and create and live your own.

Here's a better idea; step away from the computer (I promise you, you will be able to breathe without it) and go outside and do something! Plant a tree, build a snowman, pick up trash in a park.

The sunshine will do you some good.


Thanks for your advice, tallicadude653845a980b52!

Now go back to BN or chemicalromance to promote the selling of one of Gerard's coke boogers to the fan girls.

Bye!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello everyone.


10.52 how about we make a deal, we will step away from the computer and forget about someone else's life if you and the other fan sheep do the same.

You can't really say shit to us about being pathetic when you have at least three sites out were they do nothing but talk about how hot the baby will be.

Anonymous said...

2:15 anon honey,you are certainly entitled to your own opinion but it might help validate it if you used proper grammar.

you are= you're

"you're better"

"you're a dumbass"

Sorry that's just a pet peeve of mine.

Anonymous said...

2:15 anon honey,you are certainly entitled to your own opinion but it might help validate it if you used proper grammar.

you are= you're

"you're better"

"you're a dumbass"

Sorry that's just a pet peeve of mine.


Please refrain from annoying us all with your obsessional neurosis!
Thank you!

Anonymous said...

We've been over this before. We all make typos, it's not a big deal. Also, not everyone here speaks English as their main language. This is only comments on a journal, it's not like we're handing in a term paper and her grammar in every other respect was fine.

Anonymous said...

Proper grammar killed the blog.

Anonymous said...

Dear 6:08,

I have a suggestion for you. Why not go to an MCR fansite and try correcting the atrocious spelling, grammar, and lack of punctuation that you will find there?

I feel quite certain that all of the pronouncements that "LiNdZ iS sOo hAwTTT!1!!" and "There bb will b the mos gorgous bb eva!", etc. will provide you with hours upon hours of Grammar Nazi enjoyment.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to English 101.

Wait, this is a "hate" blog! So, I guess as long as it's legiable that it doesn't really matter does it?

Anonymous said...

legiable?

um, what?

And no, this isn't a "hate blog". It's a blog where people express their opinions.

I realize that's a totally unheard of concept in the MCR fandom, but for those who don't like it, there's always BN, INO, chemicalromance, etc. (and Mayo's), where it's perfectly accepted to try and tell people what they can and can't say.

Anonymous said...

Can anybody tell me when the video shoot for DR took place?

Anonymous said...

My Chemical Romance filmed the music video to the Bob Dylan song they covered for the Watchmen movie.
It was filmed in LA on the 18th(?) and auditions for extras were a couple of days before.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't remember the day but around the time when all of MCR where in LA. When that go cart picture was posted I believe.

I find it funny that when they where on tour and really didn't have much time they make better videos. All of Revenge had good videos. Most of TBP (except teenagers) were alright. But The DR video just sucks and I am sure they had more time to do that one.

later

Anonymous said...

And no, this isn't a "hate blog". It's a blog where people express their opinions.

I realize that's a totally unheard of concept in the MCR fandom, but for those who don't like it, there's always BN, INO, chemicalromance, etc. (and Mayo's), where it's perfectly accepted to try and tell people what they can and can't say.


Actually, I put "hate" in qoutes because that's what we are called by others. You miss read me. I'm not here to bitch at you all.

Anonymous said...

So, last December then, right?

Anonymous said...

yes december.

Anonymous said...

the desolation row video killed the blog.

Anonymous said...

2:15 anon honey,you are certainly entitled to your own opinion but it might help validate it if you used proper grammar.

you are= you're

"you're better"

"you're a dumbass"

Sorry that's just a pet peeve of mine.
______________________________________

Very clever anon. You come here to talk shit, correct grammar, and cower away like the punk ass that you are. And yet, you refuse to answer my original question. What the fuck are you doing here? No one is forcing you to come here.

Its apparent that no one wants you here. And, according to you, you have a life. But yet, you come here everyday with this gumption to talk smack. I just don't get it. Is it that you really have nothing better to do? That you get your thrills out of nose picking through the comments, picking on the ones that challenge you, and to sound smart you have to "correct it."

Well sweetheart, when you get your PHD, then I'll take your advice seriously. Until then, fuck off.

P.S.
Romper bomper, stomper boom,
Tell me, tell me, tell me do
Magic mirror tell me today,
Did all my friends have correct grammar today?

Jeez Louise, Ms. Anon, I wonder what other grammar pet peeves you'll have in store for us tomorrow? I guess we'll have to watch our favorite educational programming Romper Room to find out.

Anonymous said...

1:56 anon, I'm the 6:08 anon and I have no idea what you are talking about. This was the first time I've ever been here.A friend told me to come here for the lolz and I did. Interesting discussions and I agree with some of it. However the only thing I've "nosepicked" here was that particular post and the grammar. So take a chill pill.
And yes, the buzznet crowd gives me a heart attack everytime I read their posts.

Anonymous said...

6:08 again. I think you thought I was another anon the whole time. Not true. Sorry.

And I have a masters degree, not a PhD.

Anonymous said...

Look, I don't care how many masters degrees you have. My point was to address the new MCR video, not to get into this tit for tat nonsense with you.

Yes, I may have confused your comment with an anon who posted earlier, but your comment (whether you meant it to be positive or not) still comes off as very condescending. This is a blog, none of us here are writing a thesis. So, for you to correct anyone's grammar comes off as abrasive and just plain snobbish.

We can agree to disagree, but if I don't personally attack your comment then why do you feel compelled to do it to anyone who has an opinion and wants to voice it here?

Anonymous said...

6:08, if you had the discipline to study for a masters degree, surely you have the maturity not to nitpick someones grammar.

there must be topics of more weight to throw your two cents in.

Anonymous said...

For the record, most anons that are against what you have to say and feel, do not cower away. They simply do not have the time to sit at their computer for hours on end, reading responses and responding.

Most people have lives; families, jobs, friends, agendas. None of which consist of dwelling on things that cannot be changed nor stopped.

Anonymous said...

They simply do not have the time to sit at their computer for hours on end, reading responses and responding.

Fallacy no.1 . They don't. Contrary to all your assumptions the majority have jobs or full time study. Just because they make a few responses per day does not mean they are stuck on the computer all day. Furthermore, if you haven't noticed a good proportion of work, study and communication revolves around the internet. I think you should stop generalizing.

dwelling on things that cannot be changed nor stopped.

They are expressing their feelings. They are aware nothing will change, that is not the intention.

By virtue of the fact that you constantly visit and make your own comments, really makes your logic seem invalid.

Anonymous said...

Really? The heck you say!!!

Gee 11:33 anon, you just keep us all so intrigued by your words of wisdom. What a refreshing enlightenment. Tell me, do you put your agendas in a list of priorities too or do you color code your agendas according to importance? You know, like President Bush use to do?

I'm just so fascinated with your radical concepts that I wonder what inspires such greatness? Could it be the Tao according to duhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Then again, you are the expert, so you would know better than any of us here.

Anonymous said...

I'm at work right now.....and it's snowing like CRAZY! I wish I couls take a picture to show you guys, but I haven't worked out how to get a picture from my phone to the 'net.

Did everyone have a nice weekend?

Time for coffee.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

11:33 PM the simple fact that you need to come here to inform us that we need lives must mean what we are saying has hit nerve with someone.



Hello everyone. I might be back on later .

Anonymous said...

Hi/Bye MJ.

Anonymous said...

Most people have lives; families, jobs, friends, agendas.

We have lives as well; families, jobs, friends, agendas. As for myself, I have two children (one in college and one in elementary school), a very nice house, a high paying job, more friends than I have the time or desire to pay adequate attention to, and tons of unread books sitting on my bookshelves just begging for me to read them. The internet is a small part of my life, but while I'm on it, I do and say as I please.

None of which consist of dwelling on things that cannot be changed nor stopped.

This (incomplete (for the grammar anon)) sentence is an outright fabrication on your part, because you cannot change nor stop the way any of us feel, yet here you are anyway. You dwell enough to come here and tell us that we don't have lives and that we should stop expressing our opinions here and go plant trees, etc., but guess what? You aren't going to stop us, nor change the way we feel, so you just contradicted yourself.

Honey, I don't have to plant trees, I have a gardener who takes care of my yard, thanks. Besides, I am much too busy with my family and job to go around digging holes. I do, however, have some spare time to come on the internet and tell you that you, my Dear, are full of shit.

Anonymous said...

4:15 - well said.

Anonymous said...

So, last week I went with a friend to see Dir en grey at the Kerrang Tour and I saw some of MSI (unfortunatly). I found their whole set vulgar and crude. Their music isn't my thing, which is fine and I have nothing against those who do like them. Most of their fans who I met outside were friendly enough. But what I found really disturbing were the number of teenage girls there, you could hear them outside talking about how if only Lynz was there, and how they can't wait for the baby and talking about if it's going to be a boy and a girl. And then screaming inside over Jimmy like he was something to scream over. You just knew they were the MCR fangirls who had only got into MSI because of the MCR connection. The whole thing just sickened me, seeing JU's arrogance on stage. The Lynz replacement barely moved, I think because he was actually playing his instruement. I just don't know how MCR can hang around with these people. There's an interview JU and Steve did answering questions for Kerrang where they talk about their penis' and masturbating. I can just see Gerard's reaction to being asked that type of question, though maybe he will start answering them as it's so hxc.

Anonymous said...

I guess the MCRmy anon (don't even lie) doesn't have a life, family or friends, because she's been coming here so often to complain about something she can't change, too.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Dubtown and tallicadude37 are the only shadow puppets out there. If you read some of the reviews on iTunes and a few of the comments on the EW review, it seems as though there are a few people saying things like, "Wow, I'm not a fan, but if MCR is going to put out hard-rocking punk tunes like this, I may have to check out the next record, blah, blah, blah..."

This really makes no sense at all, because if someone isn't a fan, why would they be buying the video in the first place? Also, some of these "non-fans" are very knowledgeable about Gerard's status as a Watchmen fanboy and one of them even quoted something he said on MCR's website. How many "non-fans" do you think visit the website (apart from us ex-fans who go there to poke fun)?

At any rate, all of this smacks of desperation to me and I think real music fans can smell desperation a mile away.

Anonymous said...

^Hahahaha! That's funny.

"if MCR is going to put out hard-rocking punk tunes like this"

Where? Did I miss something?

Anonymous said...

I remember when MCR used to have male fans here in the US, but most of them left when the 13 year olds showed up. Thing is, I don't see them coming back, no matter what. It would be like the Backstreet Boys suddenly going heavy metal and expecting metalheads to start buying their records.

Ain't gonna work.

Anonymous said...

MCR will never be taken seriously as a punk band. They're not even taken seriously as a rock band.

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone!

I bet that Jeff from MCR's website is tallicadude and dubtown and maybe also all of those other 'converted' people, who've never heard anything about MCR but are now seriously pondering to become hardcore fans due to the super-cool, über-punk anthem 'Desolation Row'.

Anonymous said...

The first time I saw MCR was when they were headlining for Revenge, back in October of 2005 and the only guys in the audience were there for the opening band (Alkaline Trio). They were nowhere to be seen when MCR took the stage.

I only saw dads (and a few very, very young boys) at the two Black Parade shows I went to.

Anonymous said...

A comment left on the EW review that trashed the cover of DR:

ag Mon, Feb 2, 2009 at 01:27 PM EST

The first time I heard this song, I thought to myself "Who is this? The Sex Pistols??" so apparently I for one think MCR succeeded in capturing that "early punk" sound. It's not my favorite song of theirs, but it sure does make me want to turn it up real loud...

*dies laughing*

Anonymous said...

Probably tallicadude37 from the EW review:

Adam Sat, Jan 31, 2009 at 07:46 PM EST

What's interesting to me is that this is closer to original, New York-style punk than anything I've heard in a long time. We think of punk music as Green Day or Blink-182 now, but these guys took the sound way bay. The riff has way more of "I Wanna Be Sedated" than of Poison in it. It's eerie how well the final verse is recontextualized for the purpose of the movie. I'm more and more impressed by how much bite and guttural swagger Gerard Way's vocal has in it.

Anonymous said...

I'm more and more impressed by how much bite and guttural swagger Gerard Way's vocal has in it.



Yeah, it sounded like he needed to take a dump.

Anonymous said...

I'm more and more impressed by how much bite and guttural swagger Gerard Way's vocal has in it.

I imagine once your voice is shot to hell and you no longer have any range or control, you have to make do with guttural swagger (whatever the hell that means).

Anonymous said...

I'm not being biased, I honestly just thought the song was so fucking bad. Not my type of music and Gerard sure as hell couldn't pull it off. Anyone else feel this way?

Anonymous said...

I agree. I don't think Gerard pulled it off either. As for the video, it was Hollywood punk. Gerard, Frank and Mikey's "look" seemed really contrived to me. And wtf with Ray and Bob? They look about as punk as my grandma. Seriously, if you're going to have Gerard dressed in leather and making ridiculously inept Sid Vicious faces, shouldn't they have at least attempted to punk up all of the band?

To me it just looked like "Teenagers, the Punk Version."

What a fucking joke.

Anonymous said...

. Seriously, if you're going to have Gerard dressed in leather and making ridiculously inept Sid Vicious faces, shouldn't they have at least attempted to punk up all of the band?

Maybe Bob and Ray didn't want to look like a jackass.

Anonymous said...

To me it just looked like "Teenagers, the Punk Version."


Maybe in the next video they can dress up like old men and the senior citizens can storm the stage welding their canes and walkers.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you think they would have done something with Ray's fro. He looked so out of place. So did Bob's bowl cut.

Anonymous said...

Maybe in the next video they can dress up like old men and the senior citizens can storm the stage welding their canes and walkers.

Lol. Am I the only one who noticed how wrinkly (Sp?) Gerard's face looked when he was forced against the hood of the car?

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who noticed how wrinkly (Sp?) Gerard's face looked when he was forced against the hood of the car?

No, I noticed it too. Somebody posted gifs from the video on chemicalromance and it's really apparent in those shots that he's getting smoker's lines. Also, in the shot where the cop is pulling him upward he looks so much like Michael Jackson at one point it's absolutely scary.

Anonymous said...

Wrinkly face.

Wacko Jacko

Lol.

Anonymous said...

Even more wrinkly.

Anonymous said...

The riff has way more of "I Wanna Be Sedated" than of Poison in it.

What is EERIE is that both here and at the Mayo blog I said that the new song sounded like Poison.

And there's an anon there giving Kapu and MJ a hard time because they don't like MSI, but Kapu likes 30 Seconds to Mars.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What happened why did MCR become like this. It really is sad.

I am off

later

Anonymous said...

the little riff reminded me of "talk dirty to me" by poison when i first heard it too.

Anonymous said...

MCR is dead.

Anonymous said...

I saw the full DR video last night on scuzz and it's awful, I hated it. The bit where GW gets arrested is stupid, why is he being arressed? He does look like michael jackson though hahah!!! Lindsey being in the video is rediculous, why have they done that, there's no point?! GW is making such an arse of himself and he should realise that real fans just can see through him. it's the fangirls who still think he's the most awesomest person ever and he's getting older and uglier so they'll go off him too.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey being in the video is rediculous, why have they done that, there's no point?!

He either did it because he's whipped or to intentionally piss people off.

I'm going with pissing people off. He seems that type of person.

Anonymous said...

I think he really enjoyed that scene. He loves it when a cop is knocking on his back door, hahaha.

Look at his tiny teef in those wrinkly pics. Cuuuuute! tehe

Lindsey being in the video is rediculous, why have they done that, there's no point?!


At least we know now that Lindsey didn't stop touring because she had health problems.
I don't know. Somehow I thought she would have been more 'hardcore and punk' about it and would have 'played' the bass until she popped.

Anonymous said...

if the rumours about them being pissed all the time and off their faces on drugs are true, what the hell's happening to that baby? great parents they're going to be if their kid's being exposed to drugs and drink before it's even been born..

Anonymous said...

According to the interview Gerard did on Radio 1, he wants to get a record out pretty quickly and back on the road. At least I think that's what he said, he was pretty out of it and didn't make a whole lot of sense. I can't help wondering why now with a baby on the way. You'd think he'd want to wait until it's at least a year old to start touring.

Anonymous said...

Do you have a link to that interview? =)

Anonymous said...

Everything Gerard says lately sounds like he wishes the Black Parade didn't happen.

From an interview recently with BBC:

"I look back on it and there are a lot of things I'm really proud of and there are things I would have done differently.

"A lot of things I would have changed were maybe some aesthetic ones but you can't change that stuff."


What I don't understand is why he went from touting TBP as the band's great "masterpiece" to acting like he wants to get as far away from it as possible the next time around.

I agree it wasn't their best record, but what I don't get is what changed his mind about it? I'm thinking maybe it was the wife's band, because it wasn't "punk" enough.

Anonymous said...

There is both a link and a download for the Radio 1 interview here. If the link doesn't work, scroll down through the comments for the download. I couldn't get the link to work. BBC radio hates me. :(

Also, here is a link to the BBC radio interview.

Anonymous said...

*Obv, I meant to say the BBC Newsbeat interview (the second link).

Anonymous said...

Indeed, with that experience onboard its follow up will be a markedly different, more grown-up affair.

I thought TBP was supposed to be their "grown up" record? He fucking confuses the shit out of me. It's like he's just talking out his ass all of the time.

Anonymous said...

I think by grown-up he means he wants to ditch the teenies.

Anonymous said...

"I'm finally getting to the point now where I can listen to the record again and enjoy it - it took a while to be able to do that."

Well I can't fucking listen to it anymore! Thanks for that Gerard.

Anonymous said...

I think by grown-up he means he wants to ditch the teenies.
Haha! He wishes. It attracted them like a fly to sugar.

Thanks for the links Anon, I'll check it out when I get home.

I'm thinking maybe it was the wife's band, because it wasn't "punk" enough.
I think that too.

Anonymous said...

I am really a bit surprised he is wanting to get a new record out by the end of this year, and then tour straight away. With the arrival of his child in May/June, I really would have thought he'd want to spend time with his new family.

It seems like he'll be busy working on the new record when the baby is born and then by the time it's 7-8 months old he'll be off on the road. I wonder what Lyndsey thinks about all that? Don't get me wrong I'm not partial to her, but she is going to be doing parenthood alone in those really tough early months. Well what am I saying, the first year is really tough. Especially with your first child. It's all so new and scary and you need the support of the baby's father.

So I am surprised.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what Lyndsey thinks about all that?

Lindsey, think?!?!? Don't make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

How long does it take to record and distribute a record?

Bare in mind, they've already started going back into the sudio.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you're interested in this interview.

Anonymous said...

Fisch, I saw the first half of that interview and then turned it off. Is there something interesting towards the end?

Anonymous said...

Fisch, I saw the first half of that interview and then turned it off. Is there something interesting towards the end?

Hahaha, nope, there is nothing remotely interesting in that interview. I just find it funny that he's talking about his 'favorite' comics and there is no mention of 'Watchmen'.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello everyone.

I agree with the anon who thinks he does stuff just to piss people off. He has already shown how childish he can be in interviews and on tour.

I think that TBP was a shitty time for him. He was acting like a grown up for most of it and now he wants to get away from that. I think saying this next album will be more grown up is just lip service. You can't really go around saying your album is going to a childish CD aimed at pissing off your ex and anyone who thinks you are a tool because your wife told you that would be a great album to make.

GW is going through his second child hood right now. When and if he comes out of it I think he will look back at this period and cringe.


Later

Anonymous said...

"You hope that they [the fans] come along with you but they may not and you have to take the chance."

If the fans don't follow it won't be because the music has changed, it's because Gerard is an arrogant douchebag associated with a band most of us can't stand. I almost think he's rushing this next album so he can get away from Lynz and the baby.

Anonymous said...

I almost think he's rushing this next album so he can get away from Lynz and the baby.
I thought that too.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering if Lindsey is showing her real face now? She is married to him and is pregnant with his baby, so she is on the safe side and doesn't need to pretend anymore.

What reasons could there be that make him want to release another album as fast as possible?
Is it because he needs the money?
Is it because the work keeps him occupied and thus helps him dealing with his mental issues a lot better?
Is it because he wants to get away from his wife and the baby?
Is it because they have a contract with Warner which tells them to release a certain number of albums within a given time?

Anonymous said...

I was wondering if Lindsey is showing her real face now? She is married to him and is pregnant with his baby, so she is on the safe side and doesn't need to pretend anymore.

What reasons could there be that make him want to release another album as fast as possible?
Is it because he needs the money?
Is it because the work keeps him occupied and thus helps him dealing with his mental issues a lot better?
Is it because he wants to get away from his wife and the baby?
Is it because they have a contract with Warner which tells them to release a certain number of albums within a given time?


Fisch, I think it's all of those reasons in one way or another.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's reached his limit on the word, "like." Like, you know, maybe if he hears it many more times, his head might, like, explode.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Gerard would like it to be like the old days when him and the guys traveled together on the bus. Those days are over. I can see lindsey and gerard and the baby in their own bus when they go on tour. At least while the baby is young. Why should she go back to MSI? Eliza was stuck up his ass, why not his wife?

Anonymous said...

Just wait until Gerard is trying to write TUA or a new song with a new baby screaming in the background.

Trust me, the "traveling family circus" plan is going to get scrapped pretty damn quick.

Anonymous said...

I can see Lynz coming along on tour with the baby. Look how she wormed her way into DR, she has to be a part of everything. She probably thinks its perfectly fine to drag a baby on tour. And then GW can come when MSI tour. They can all be one happy family *vomits*

Anonymous said...

They can all be one happy family *vomits*

February 3, 2009 10:11 AM


I think this will be the true test on their marriage. It's not about "them" anymore. Alot of times when bands tour they stay up all night and sleep during the day. Looks like Gerard and Lindsey will have to get up all hours with the baby. I think Lindsey will learn that it is probably best to be at home to raise the baby but when the band goes out on the tour i can see her going anyway, thinking of herself.

Anonymous said...

I can't really understand how this should work?
I mean, especially when you're touring in the U. S. you're stuck in the tour bus for a long period of time while driving from one place to the other. And it's gonna be summer or at least really hot outside depending on what state you're touring in and then there's the air condition in the bus. I can't imagine this to be healthy for a baby and a toddler, respectively.
And Gerard said that he's really messy on tour and we all know his body hygiene issues. How is he supposed to take care of a baby if he can't even take care of himself?
I sometimes think that they have the Osbournes in mind when talking about taking their kids with them on tour and we all know how well that turned out for them, right?

But then, if I was Lindsey, I would stick to his ass like shit to a shoe to make sure that he doesn't forget me and the kid while being on tour. There are so many Elizas in the world.

Anonymous said...

Let's hope the only bottles Lindsey will be hiding under her bunk are going to be baby bottles.

Anonymous said...

. There are so many Elizas in the world.

February 3, 2009 10:30 AM


So scary and true! Also don't forget how Gerard can change his mind. He can be engaged one minute, single the next, and then be married in a couple of months!

Anonymous said...

May i add he also can be so gay one day and then be so punk and manly the next. LOL!

Anonymous said...

So scary and true! Also don't forget how Gerard can change his mind. He can be engaged one minute, single the next, and then be married in a couple of months!
One year he's Fat Panda, the next he's hubby and BFF!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I've just listened to that interview. And all I can say was "what's the point?" It was barely 3 minutes long one you took out DR.

Anonymous said...

Hehehe! Yes, he has sold out.

Anonymous said...

I know he said he just woke up, but in that interview it seemed like Gerard didn't know what he was talking about.

Did I misunderstand or did he at first say that they didn't spend enough time on TBP and they wanted to take more time on the new record and then he turned around and totally contradicted that and said the exact opposite?

I think he's doing drugs. Up until recently I didn't think so. But nothing he does makes the least bit of sense. He might as well be Courtney Love for all the sense he makes these days.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Gerard finally gave an interview (to Kerrang, duh) about the baby. He said he hasn't said anything before this because he didn't really know what to say.

He also said the baby was a surprise. How shocking. He went on to say some stupid shit about how Lindsey was the only person he could have had a kid with, blah, blah, but to me it sounded like the crap he was spewing about the engagement with Eliza. He didn't really want it, so he didn't have much to say about it other than some generic "I've met someone really special and that's all I have to say about that."

Anonymous said...

"It was a surprise, and it's really awesome."

Jeez. He really does sound exactly like he did when he was asked about the Eliza engagement.

He can't truly be excited about it, because he didn't use the word "amaayyzing" even once.

Anonymous said...

He also said the baby was a surprise

I knew it wasn't planned.

Anonymous said...

He went on to say some stupid shit about how _ was the only person he could have had a kid with, blah, blah


Fill in the blank.

Anonymous said...

Can you give the link to the "Baby was a surprise" interview?

Anonymous said...

Do you have a link? Pretty please.

Anonymous said...

"There's still certain things we don't know, we don't know the sex for instance, but we know the baby is healthy and it's growing great, and we're really excited about that,"

I remember the first time he actually came right out and said he was engaged to Eliza. He said, "I'm engaged and I'm really excited about it." Apparently, "really excited about it," is Gerardish for "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing!"

Anonymous said...

He also said the baby was a surprise

I wonder if they used protection or birth control? Why would he be surprised if they didn't?

Anonymous said...

Thanky!

Anonymous said...

"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way. "But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

God, Gerard. You're an idiot. You never thought about having a kid, yet you had sex without protection?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he thought they were using protection?

Anonymous said...

1) Get him to marry you.

2) Get him to move clear across the country from his friends and family.

3) Get pregnant (accidentally, of course).

Lindsey must not be as dumb as she looks. At least she's smarter than Eliza.

Anonymous said...

I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way.


I can't believe that he is excited ,if he has not ever thought about having a kid. Sounds kind of strange to me.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey was the only person he could have had a kid

A whore who impregnated another whore.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he thought they were using protection?

February 3, 2009 12:49 PM

exactly.Why the surprise?

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that he is excited ,if he has not ever thought about having a kid. Sounds kind of strange to me.

About as excited as he was to be engaged to Eliza. Translation: not at all.

Anonymous said...

Must admit the timing of this press release has come in really handy for the release of the new single.

Regarding the whole thing, fatherhood, new album, touring asap, getting away from the baby and the Mrs, something doesn't add up?

Anonymous said...

Press release = Kerrang interview, but you get me.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way. "But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."


Funny I remember that interview he did with Bob where they talked about having kids. So he has thought of it back when he was with Eliza.

Didn't know what to say about having a kid. What the hell, sound to me like things aren't good.


It doesn't take to much smarts to get pregnant. How many times have you heard stories about some chic doing this to a guy. Not much brains needed to do what she did. She just made sure to speed up the time line.

Anonymous said...

not because it's so personal that I'm not gonna comment upon it, but just really that I don't know how to begin to even start talking about something like that.


This sounds something like a young boy would say. I hate to say it but i really don't think GW is ready.

Anonymous said...

Didn't know what to say about having a kid. What the hell, sound to me like things aren't good.

I agree MJ.

I remember the Bob and GW interview back in Spring 2007 in Canada I think?

Anonymous said...

How about "My amaayyzing wife and I are having a baby and it's soooo amaaayyzing!!"

He didn't seem to have trouble finding things to say about getting married, so why is this different?

Could it be that he doesn't think it's all so amaaaayyyyyzing anymore?

Anonymous said...

This sounds something like a young boy would say. I hate to say it but i really don't think GW is ready.

I think as the due date approaches he is panicking a bit.

Get that record made and out on tour. Doing the things he knows best and staying away from the frightening grown up things.

I know we take the piss, but this latest news and interview has me more concerned about how he is coping than anything else.

Anonymous said...

He didn't seem to have trouble finding things to say about getting married, so why is this different?


Because now he can't just think about himself anymore and you know that is going to be hard for him.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

1.04 that is correct

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you'd think he would writing BABY all over himself with sharpie. Or maybe Lindsey's due date? But I guess that's not as cool as the date they first fucked huh?

Anonymous said...

Man, the way GW lies all the time, i cannot believe he admitted that this was such a surprise. He could of just said that him and lindsey have been trying to have a baby. I think he told the truth so as to say " Hey it's her fault, not mine"

Anonymous said...

Well if he loved her enough to marry her, then he should love her enough to handle a "surprise"

Anonymous said...

Well if he loved her enough to marry her, then he should love her enough to handle a "surprise"

Doesn't always happen that way. If he didn't want the baby, then there's no guarantee he's going to love it.

Anonymous said...

Well if he loved her enough to marry her, then he should love her enough to handle a "surprise"

February 3, 2009 1:18 PM

Yes,stable grownups can handle things like that. GW, not so sure.

Anonymous said...

I think he will love it. I just don't know if he can handle everything that comes with it.

Anonymous said...

not because it's so personal that I'm not gonna comment upon it, but just really that I don't know how to begin to even start talking about something like that.

Honestly, I would have had way more respect for him if he ket it quiet because it WAS such a personal thing. That was a really odd thing to say.

Anonymous said...

Gerard is odd.

Anonymous said...

kept*

Anonymous said...

Everything about that was odd.

Anonymous said...

I think he will love it. I just don't know if he can handle everything that comes with it.

That's if he knows how to love it. I don't think there's such a thing as "paternal instinct" and he doesn't seem to me to be the nurturing type. I think he needs to be taken care of himself so I don't know how he's going to deal with having to be responsible for another human being.

Anonymous said...

"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way. "But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

And he's still taking digs at Eliza and his other ex. Ouch.

Anonymous said...

ugh the new kerrang interview just ruined my day. i want to burn kerrang.

Anonymous said...

"But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

Are you kidding me. She was the one person willing to suck you off.

sally said...

hey everyone

And he's still taking digs at Eliza and his other ex. Ouch.

if that's true, how very childish. maybe he doesn't realize no matter what he says, he can no longer hurt them anymore.

i'm not too familiar with his personal life, however it seems he genuinely loves his wife.

he will adapt once the child is born. i think everyone does. i hope he grows to love it dearly.

i wish them all luck and happiness for their future.

Anonymous said...

This shit hasn't hit BN yet. Pity, I was hoping to lose some of my crisp weigh by vomitting at their comments.

Seems like I'll have to wait til tommorrow.

Anonymous said...

he will adapt once the child is born. i think everyone does. i hope he grows to love it dearly.

I also hoped that Haibane, but it appears he isn't going to be around her or the child during any of that time.

I spot a scared boy finding an easy way out.

Anonymous said...

I always imagined him to be an awesome father. I guess I could picture him with a 5 year old, reading stories and such. I suppose I didn't imagine him with a tiny dependant (especially on the mother) baby. I don't know, I just don't think he is OK about it all?

Anonymous said...

He's basically confirmed most of the things we've ever said about his "bundle of joy" in one moronic interview.

I wonder if we're right about his marriage and "friends" too.

Fuck, we are so good at understanding him that it's scary.

He should employ us as therapists and life consultances. LMAO

Anonymous said...

one moronic interview.

And we can get even more stupid comments from Gerard tomorrow in Kerrang. I can't wait to laugh at that!

Must admit the timing of this press release has come in really handy for the release of the new single.

Yeah, funny that. It's seems like the one thing that Gerard did plan. He doesn't plan weddings or children, but he does plan publicity. It really shows you what kind of person he is and what his priorities are.

Anonymous said...

he will adapt once the child is born. i think everyone does.

I suppose everyone does adapt, but not always in a good way.

If this were a perfect world, everyone would accept responsibility for their children, love them and give them everything they need.

Unfortunately, both fathers and mothers often ignore, neglect and abuse unwanted children. I hope this isn't the case with Gerard and Lindsey, but we don't really know anything about them apart from what we see onstage or read in interviews. We don't know what kind of parents they will be.

We do know that the two of them have made some questionable life decisions. We know that roughly 50 percent of marriages in America end in divorce. We also know that for people in the entertainment industry, that rate is even higher. It's also higher for people who rush into marriage. It's also a fact that unplanned pregnancies put undue strain on marriages.

I don't want to sound negative here, but when you add up all the risk factors, things really don't look all that rosy for the Way family.

Anonymous said...

He's basically confirmed most of the things we've ever said about his "bundle of joy" in one moronic interview.

Yeah, pretty much. The only thing he left out is that Lindsey was too coked up to remember to take her birth control pill.

Anonymous said...

Often you can tell things by a person's choice of words. Sometimes even the smallest word gives away clues about how the person is really feeling.

"when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

Notice that he says "could have a kid with." He doesn't say that she's the one person he would "want to have a kid with." Also, it seems odd that he would use the term kid, especially when the child isn't even born yet. It's not a "kid" it's an infant or a baby.

I feel pretty certain the reason he isn't talking about the blessed event is that he's less than thrilled about it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the dumbass could have had a kid with Eliza or any other girl he's slept with.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lynz's crotch is special, he could only have a kid with her. Or maybe she was the only one stupid enough to not be careful about birth control and that's why he could only have a kid with her. The others weren't wasted and remembered to take the pill.

Anonymous said...

"when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."


Meaning since he couldn't make a man pregnant, Lindsey was the next best thing.

Anonymous said...

if they were so serious about their 'careers' they would have been more careful.

Anonymous said...

I just read some of the comments regarding the new GW interview, and from the looks of it, it sounds like it's gonna be deja vu when GW was first "excited" about his engagement to Eliza, except that this time around, he's "excited" about the baby.

That man is digging his own grave with all this BS he's putting out.

Anonymous said...

He might as well be Courtney Love for all the sense he makes these days.

So true.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"There's still certain things we don't know, we don't know the sex for instance, but we know the baby is healthy and it's growing great, and we're really excited about that,"



I wonder if they know if it has fetal alcohol syndrome yet.

Anonymous said...

Especially if it was a "surprise." If she didn' tknow about it there's no chance the woman who's proud of the fact that she starts every day with a drink, quit drinking before she knew she was pregnant.

Anonymous said...

"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way. "But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her, I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

Do you see what a walking contradiction he is. "When I met her." Hasn't he said repeatedly, that he met her and her shitty band years ago. What does he mean "when he met her." That statement makes it sound like their courtship was recent, and not years ago like he would like us to believe.

And, the only reason why he's so adamant about doing a new record now, is probably because its finally dawned on him that marriage is not like playing house. With marriage comes responsibilities, mortgages, life insurance, children, school tuition, the list is endless. It sounds like he wants to go back on the road because he wants to escape reality. And to be honest, I think that's the real reason why he got with Lynz in the first place. They're both escapist, they don't deal with reality too well, and to avoid the pressures of real life they have to use.

And as for her, she doesn't strike me as a future Susie homemaker by any means. Do you really think that while he's on the road, she's going to stay home and take care of this child. Here's a woman who can't even be bothered to wash herself, let alone take care of another human being. You know that this child is going to be put off onto someone else like a nanny, a sibling or better yet her own mother.

I just don't see how these two are really going to pan out when they can't even be responsible enough to take precautions as two "supposed adults." He said so himself, her unexpected pregnancy was a surprise, which is a lovely way to say that it was a mistake. I hate saying it, but the future for this innocent child just seems dim.

Anonymous said...

Well, after all, their good friend Courtney Love admits to doing heroine in her first trimester and then brags that she had a healthy baby, so why shouldn't Gerard and Lindsey expect the same thing?

As far as who'll take care of it, maybe Alicia can be its surrogate mom while both Gerard and Lindsey are out on the road. Then she can dress the baby up in ridiculous outfits and maybe leave her poor cat alone.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way. "But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her, I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

Do you see what a walking contradiction he is. "When I met her." Hasn't he said repeatedly, that he met her and her shitty band years ago. What does he mean "when he met her." That statement makes it sound like their courtship was recent, and not years ago like he would like us to believe.

February 3, 2009 8:20 PM


I forgot they had met before when MCR wasn't that big. If when he met her he knew, why did he ever get with Eliza. You would think that as soon as he ended his relationship with Kat, he would have rushed to Lynz. Maybe because when he first met her he was some chubby geeky guy and MCR wasn't hugely successful yet, and she wouldn't give him the time of day. It was only after the black parade and they became huge that suddenly she was the love of his life. I can't believe how much that guy lies and then expects us to believe whatever he's said. I really wish an interviewer would call him out on it for once.

Anonymous said...

I really wish an interviewer would call him out on it for once.

they won't. he "sells" their magazine.

it's all about the money.

his best friend jimmy urine knows this.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I forgot they had met before when MCR wasn't that big. If when he met her he knew, why did he ever get with Eliza. You would think that as soon as he ended his relationship with Kat, he would have rushed to Lynz. Maybe because when he first met her he was some chubby geeky guy and MCR wasn't hugely successful yet, and she wouldn't give him the time of day. It was only after the black parade and they became huge that suddenly she was the love of his life. I can't believe how much that guy lies and then expects us to believe whatever he's said. I really wish an interviewer would call him out on it for once.


Back than he wasn't desperate to look sxc. He didn't need to get back at his ex and no failed relationships. Well none that played out in front of people who made hi into the victim. Maybe this is all happening so that he can have another failed relationship so people will feel sorry for hi again.


later

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone!

So, the baby was a surprise, huh? How can this be a surprise? You either act responsible and use protection - whether it is a condom or the contraceptive pill, or both - or you just don't, but then it's not a surprise anymore.
What an airhead!
He's really going to be a great father and role model for his child! *rolls eyes*
I also thought about that interview in which Steve, Steven (or whatever the fuck his name is) and Lindsey were bragging about performing for 'rock royalty' (HA!) and in which she was totally coked out. I mean, that interview must have taken place last summer and Lindsey doesn't look like a woman to me who does drugs only occasionally but regularly.
I could imagine that she was still snorting coke and hitting the bong before getting the information that she's pregnant.

And I think Gerard is using too.
Would you want to be with a woman who's taking drugs although she knows that you're a 'clean' person with a drug abuse problem?
Would you take drugs although you know that your boyfriend/fiancé/husband has a history of abusing drugs?
Something smells really fishy here!
And when they take drugs I doubt that Lindsey would suddenly be able to kick the habit only because she's pregnant. Even the withdrawal symptoms must be bad for the fetus already.
Also, as someone mentioned here before, their 'Godmother' and über-idol Courtney Love didn't give a shit about Frances Bean. Then why should Lindsey give a rat's ass about her kid?

Caring about your kids health is so not punk, people!

Anonymous said...

I brough Kerrang, against my better judgment. I hate fueling an evil empire but I needed the LOL's! The interview is with him and Frank. I haven't read it yet but Frank said he wanted to be the Godfather!! But Frank, you ain't hxc enough.

I type up the parts you don't know about when I get home if you want me to share the LOL's, or if no one finds a scan.

Anonymous said...

Something smells really fishy here!
That's you Fisch! LMAO.

Anonymous said...

*kid's

Maybe because when he first met her he was some chubby geeky guy and MCR wasn't hugely successful yet, and she wouldn't give him the time of day.

I thought the consensus was that Gerard pulled that story out of his ass when he said that he knew Lindsey before PR? He only made that up because he didn't want his fans to think that he's some fucked up weirdo who jumps from one fiancée to another in a few weeks' time.
Also, we did discuss at Mayo's back then that Gerard or/and the band had mentioned MSI in their credits on either Bullets or Revenge (or even both) if they had played such an important and supportive role in MCR's past.
They mentioned everyone and their mother in the credits back then, so why not MSI?
Total bullshit!

Anonymous said...

Something smells really fishy here!
That's you Fisch! LMAO.


Thank you, very much! *giggles*

Anonymous said...

*Giggles*

Anonymous said...

Oh God, I had to laugh so hard right now!
I'm just watching 'Paris Hilton's BFF' (don't say anything!) and it's the episode in which that Onch gets eliminated.
To defend himself and to make Paris believe that he's not fake (HA!) he says that he's just like a chameleon and when he's with any of those other aspirants f. e. Natasha he becomes a rocker (because she's a rocker apparently) and when he's with whats-her-face he becomes classy etc. You get what I mean!
And then Paris says Sounds like you have big issues.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I already watched that episode last night and it made me think of Gerard when Onch said that shit about being a chameleon and when Paris said that thing about 'big issues' I cracked up so hard.

Aaaaaaaaaaah! *wipes away tears of laughter*

Anonymous said...

When Paris thinks you have issues, you know you really, REALLY have problems.

Anonymous said...

I just read the whole interview in Kerrang and there wasn't a word about how amaayyzing Lindsey is. Good God, this woman is carrying Gerard's child. You'd think he could have mentioned her amaaayyyyzingness at least once.

But maybe she's only amaaayyyzing when she's sucking his dick regularly. Kinda hard to do that when you're pregnant, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure he thought she was amazing while they were both on tour. Now that they had time to actually spend time together, maybe it's not so amazing anymore. You don't really know a person until you have spent time together. What you once thought was cute,after awhile it can become quite annoying.

Anonymous said...

But maybe she's only amaaayyyzing when she's sucking his dick regularly. Kinda hard to do that when you're pregnant, I guess

And the sex postitions are less flexiable.

Ewwww. My brain is WRONG!

Anonymous said...

What you once thought was cute,after awhile it can become quite annoying.
Like, I totally, like understand what you, like, mean.

Anonymous said...

Now that they've been together for a while she's been reduced from amaaayyzing to wonderful. By the time the baby's born, she'll probably just be "really special". Then it's just a matter of time before he's "washing her out of his hair."

Anonymous said...

Did he say she was "wonderful" in the K! article?

Anonymous said...

Then it's just a matter of time before he's "washing her out of his hair."


He better wash more than his hair.

Anonymous said...

And the sex postitions are less flexiable.

I think sucking the cum cheese off his dick while backbending is not on the menu anymore.

Anonymous said...

Did he say she was "wonderful" in the K! article?

No, I don't think he mentioned her other than the "when I met Lindsey" b.s. But I think he said something about "my wonderful wife" in the e-bay cancer auction thing.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of the eBay auction. Didn't Lindsey try to sell her crappy boots for the same purpose on eBay?
I wonder why we didn't hear anything about that on wedontgiveafuckaboutyoubutwelltake
yourmoneyanywaythankyouandfuckoffnow
please.com?

Anonymous said...

I think sucking the cum cheese off his dick while backbending is not on the menu anymore.

Fisch, you are officially Queen Sick. I though my brain was bad.

Anonymous said...

Article part one

Thank fuck I don't have to type.

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