Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Man you must be up out your mind!

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world



Oops, sorry, did I go too far that time? LOL just kidding. I thought you people all might want to read something funny instead of the usual posts about hypocrisy and fake feminism.

Happy Halloween everyone.

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happyXamp said...

WAIT..what??? What the hell are they doing going to the AMAs??? I've been waiting for the past two weeks to see Green Day perform there and now there going to be there? That just depressed me

Anonymous said...

Maybe they aren't going to be there. Maybe they just took advantage of their 'celebrity' status to get free stuff.

Anonymous said...

^I think you're right there.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Mr & Mrs Faux Punk do that at the Hello Kitty do?

Anonymous said...

Probably. They might have done it to get some sweet stuff for "Lady B".

Personally, I think "celebs" should do the Edward Norton approach to gift baskets ect.

Anonymous said...

Edward Norton is awesome. I totally agree that its shameful for celebrities to be given such lavish gifts when they already have so much to begin with.

It doesn't surprise me to discover that MCR are a bunch of mooches.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't surprise me to discover that MCR are a bunch of mooches.

I think that's because they're so unpopular, so when they do get the chance for free stuff, they go crazy and want everything. Seriously, they endorsed five things within the space of ONE event! And there was less then half the band there. Even Alicia was there to mooch freebies!

Anonymous said...

dead blog is dead

Anonymous said...

^That's not getting old.

Anonymous said...

Out of curiousity, has The Black Parade ever been mentioned in any of those "Top Whatever Albums" lists? I seem to remember it being in a Rolling Stone one, but not 100% sure there.

Anonymous said...

Even Alicia was there to mooch freebies!

how did you know this?

Anonymous said...

8:00am, go back a page to the 21st Nov 6.01pm link, fifth picture down.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what/who Eliza is on about here?

Anonymous said...

Is she trying to allude to her and Gerard still having an internet relationship?

Anonymous said...

Well I wouldn't put it past her. Who knows?

Anonymous said...

That freak could be up to anything. Most probably mind games.

Anonymous said...

Anything vague she says will be interpreted to be about Gerard, whether it actually is or not. I'm not defending her, she brings it on herself in fact.
All I see in that tweet is that she's admitting to being an attention whore.

Anonymous said...

i dont think shes clever enough to play mind games on anyone but herself rofl

Anonymous said...

dead blog is dead

old line is old

Anonymous said...

From lookingat Twitter it looks like Lindsey, Gerard, Mikey, Alicia, Jimmy, Chantal, Frances and some others are all having Thanksgiving together.

Who else would kill themselves if faced with this situation? lol

Anonymous said...

He's just spending his day with his parasites, I mean friends.

Anonymous said...

They're all so ridiculous tweeting about their Thanksgiving plans so the fans will know they're spending it with "rock royalty". Have they not figured out that their association with Frances is not getting them any press yet? Nobody out it the real world cares about what Courtney Love's demon spawn does.

Anonymous said...

Lyn-Z has turned out to be just as much as an attention seeker as Eliza in my opinion, with her not so subtle hints.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that AP takes money from bands in exchange for running cover stories about them?

I wonder how much MCR had to pay them to put out those awful Twi-Fail covers?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lindsey feels she deserves to tweet what she likes. I mean she had to keep her mouth shut while they were secretly dating for two years.

Anonymous said...

What a stud that Gerard must be juggling three women at once.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lindsey feels she deserves to tweet what she likes. I mean she had to keep her mouth shut while they were secretly dating for two years.

November 24, 2009 5:52 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a stud that Gerard must be juggling three women at once.

November 24, 2009 5:58 AM


Oh, I'm sure he was stringing poor Canadian Kat, Eliza and LynZ along at the same time. *rolls eyes*

I wonder if the fangirls who make this shit up even believe it. The idea of Gerard Way dating one girl, let alone three girls at once, is preposterous. It was much more believable when the rumor was that he was dating Bert McCracken.

Anonymous said...

It was much more believable when the rumor was that he was dating Bert McCracken.

*sigh* Oh how I miss you 2004.

Anonymous said...

LOL at eliza and her pink her straight out of the 80s.

Anonymous said...

oops that should be hair not her.

Anonymous said...

That nose piercing is just fugly. it looked fugly on jamia and it looks fugly on eliza.

Anonymous said...

What about Audrey?

Anonymous said...

Where are you seeing pictures of Eliza with pink hair? I think the picture on her myspace (with blonde hair and wearing a black dress) looks lovely.

Eliza is much more attractive now than she was when she was with Gerard.

Anonymous said...

Is it me or does this look not as innocent as the OP intended? I'm sure her findings will be shocking - and she'll report them straight back to her boss at Warner, I mean her college professor.

Anonymous said...

It does seem like a weird time since MCR aren't all that relevent at the moment. Maybe WBR is trying to gauge how much money they're goning to put behind this album.

Anonymous said...

What a stud that Gerard must be juggling three women at once

I thought it was only meant to be one at the time; Lindsey. Didn't Eliza come on the scene a bit later?

Anonymous said...

Gerard and Lindsey were not together untill PR unless you believe some fangirl on BN. First there was 'Kat', the gf of six years. Then Eliza and Kat at the same time. Then Lindsey.

Anonymous said...

I'm more inclined to believe Lindsey than a "Kat" being around. "Kat" is too elusive to be real, and no one is that invisible.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe either. I don't think Gerard had a girlfriend until Eliza.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe either. I don't think Gerard had a girlfriend until Eliza.

But he was what 26 when he met Eliza? It would be very unusual for a 26 yr old to not have had a girlfriend. Particularly as back then he was pretty good looking (in a unique way) and although shy and geeky, he had something about him. Also he was a drinker, that would have provided him with alot of opportunities and will to socialize. I really don't buy him never having a girlfriend until Eliza.
As far as Kat goes, who knows? But I'm definitely thinking Lynz wasn't on the scene until PRev. That really is a fangirls (well the Lynz supporting ones) line of thinking, to make it seem more acceptable. God knows why.

Anonymous said...

Lynz was telling peeps the same thing. The dude must be crap in the sack.

Anonymous said...

Who would marry someone they only know for one month? That's insane, only someone immature or fucked in the head would do that.

Anonymous said...

11.37. That thread on buzznet looks decidedly dodgy. I had to smile at Faerievampyr's answers. Nice to see more realistic people at buzznet.

Anonymous said...

Lynz was telling peeps the same thing. The dude must be crap in the sack.

What did she supposedly say?

Anonymous said...

The only thing I've ever heard of either of them saying is that they knew each other way back when MCR first started out -- which is true, MCR did support MSI for one gig back in 03 or so. They said they "picked up where they left off" supposedly with their friendship that turned into something else during PR.

Lyn-Z fangirls want to turn that into something more so that Gerard and Lindsey won't seem so stupid for getting married after dating only 5-6 weeks.

Anonymous said...

I remember Lindsey telling some of her fans her and G have known each other for a long time.

Anonymous said...

LOL @LynZ fangirls who say LynZ was 'Kat'. That's just ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

You don't "pick up where you left off" friendships. Sounds like something more intimate went on then.

Anonymous said...

I'm more inclined to believe Lindsey than a "Kat" being around. "Kat" is too elusive to be real, and no one is that invisible.

But Lindsey has never once been spotted with GW either before PR, and that includes pictures of the one gig they did together back when MCR were a baby band, blah blah blah. We know what Lindsey looks like, and there are no photos around pre PR. So I really don't think she was on the scene. As far as Kat goes, well we don't know what she looks like, so?

Anonymous said...

I think the "Kat" card was used to generate gossip and keep fangirls interested in the band.

Anonymous said...

If Eliza kept her trap shut you wouldn't have known about her either. Lindsey could have been better at being quiet.

Anonymous said...

You don't "pick up where you left off" friendships. Sounds like something more intimate went on then.

Maybe they just hit it off. It's only one night. The guy lies though, or over exaggerates, or just talks shit, so...
When I first read that, I did think maybe he cheated on Kat, a one night stand, it's not like it's never been done before. But then in a later interview he made a point of saying that they had met previously (baby band blah blah blah), but he was in a relationship (or they both were in other relationships) so nothing could happen at the time. Some shit like that. Seriously though, he needs to check what is meant to be his truth, before saying anything.

Anonymous said...

If Eliza kept her trap shut you wouldn't have known about her either. Lindsey could have been better at being quiet.

Yes but there are quite a few pics around of Eliza on the scene at the time, even way back in 2004. There are none of Lindsey.

Anonymous said...

He seems to hit on anything, and then marries them. To think it was nearly Eliza he married.

Anonymous said...

As far as the "Linsey is Kat" thing, that doesn't make any sense at all. Nothing Gerard ever said about Kat applied to Lindsey.

Kat supposedly was a little younger than him and was a student at SVA. Lindsey did not go there and she's a year older than Gerard.

I think Kat was pure fiction right along with his supposed friendship with Lindsey. I bet she never gave him a second look back when he was a chubby little guy in that "baby band."

Anonymous said...

I bet she never gave him a second look back when he was a chubby little guy in that "baby band."

That I do agree with. He had nothing to offer her then. Things changed come Proj Rev. It's sad and transparent really.

Anonymous said...

nothing to offer except maybe some extra booze some and coke hookups.

Anonymous said...

Interesting article about Frank.

http://community.livejournal.com/tothetune/40981.html

Anonymous said...

Don't know if this has already been posted, but check this out:

http://features.parents.com/unusual-celebrity-baby-names.html

Sorry, I used to know how to link, but I forgot. Look at number 9.

Anonymous said...

Frank

Names

Anonymous said...

lynzway can i be hired by martha stewart 's creative team? i hear she's an unsavory character but dealing with assholes is something im good at. mostly. or rather, accustomed to.

I know it's not what she means, but I'm going to pretend that she's talking about herself, her husband and their cronies. ;)

Anonymous said...

It takes one to know one lynzway.

Anonymous said...

She's a dim-witted self promoter.

Anonymous said...

they're doing something even more daring: they're becoming a rock band *rolls eyes*

http://www.buzznet.com/www/search/photos/gerard%20way/?id=80714291#pt

Anonymous said...

About Eliza's twitter message.

Wow, she is really that attention seeking, isnt she?i cant believe she broadcast her internet affair with gerard for everyone to see.

Kapunua said...

How hilarious is it that the guy from Good Charlotte is married to some chick named Linzi. Is that, like, a trendy scene name or what?

Anonymous said...

I love how that article said that Bandit was too "out there" to even try and speculate on what it means.

On a serious note though, I feel sorry for the kid. I work in HR and I can absolutely tell you that a person's name sometimes has a direct bearing on whether or not that person gets hired for a specific job. One of my earlier bosses would have thrown a resume bearing the name "Bandit Lee Way" directly in the trash can without even giving her credentials a look. Sad and discriminatory, but true.

What a wonderful thing to do to your kid, right?

Anonymous said...

I doubt Bandit will have a career in banking or finance. Who is going to trust their money to somebody named Bandit?

Anonymous said...

A four year old kid called Bandit might be kind of cute...

A forty year old woman? Not so much.

Anonymous said...

Wow, she is really that attention seeking, isnt she?i cant believe she broadcast her internet affair with gerard for everyone to see.

What internet affair?

Anonymous said...

During Proj Rev, Gerard got married to his soul mate


Lynz was "Kat".

http://community.livejournal.com/tothetune/41431.html

Anonymous said...

stupid fucking moron

Anonymous said...

Gerard got married to his soul mate who he "met" at PR. How many times has he said that?

Doesn't make Lindsey Kat.

Anonymous said...

Gerard got hit by a truck during PR. That truck was Lindsey.

Kat was only like a mo-ped or something.

Anonymous said...

Then what was Eliza? A clown car? LMAO

Anonymous said...

And L-O-FUCKING-L at that article. Those dark clouds in the background just scream "Twilight" and the Way brothers look like Cullen rejects with those eyes.

Anonymous said...

Clown car, LOL!

And jw, is blogger being a bitch to everyone else too?

Anonymous said...

when i post a comment it sometimes doesn't show up right away but other than it's ok

Anonymous said...

I can't believe MCR is re-releasing that horrid cover of All I Want for Christmas is You on iTunes.

Don't they realize that everyone who wanted a copy of that downloaded it eons ago? And it sucked anyway.

Anonymous said...

stupid dense fuck

Anonymous said...

Do you have Tourette Syndrome, 7:14? Don't they have medication for that?

Anonymous said...

Who is 7:14?

Anonymous said...

Gerard got married to his soul mate who he "met" at PR. How many times has he said that?

They didn't "meet" at PR, they "met" all those years back and it was on/off ever since.

Anonymous said...

Which ended when she finally agreed to marry him.

Anonymous said...

They didn't "meet" at PR, they "met" all those years back and it was on/off ever since.

You're as full of shit as Gerard is.

Anonymous said...

So, Gerard made up the story about Kat and everything he said about breaking up with her during the making of TBP was a lie. Also, he got engaged to Eliza while he was on/off with Lindsey.

Okay, yeah. That makes him seem like a real great guy. Not.

The fangirls who are pushing that crap are just making things worse.

Anonymous said...

"Meeting" does not a romance make. Gerard said over and over that he "met the person I was going to spend my life with" at PR, which suggests that he met Lindsey again after a brief acquaintance years ago that didn't amount to anything. Also the fact that he was "hit by a truck" during PR signifies that they had no relationship prior to PR.

I don't know what fangirls think they have to gain by the "LynZ is Kat" b.s.. It just makes their romance seem sordid as well as stupid.

Anonymous said...

You're as full of shit as Gerard is

Nope. The truth shall set you free.

Anonymous said...

Why is it so important for you to make people believe that Gerard was with Lindsey for years even when there is no evidence to back that up? Are you trying to make him out to be an even bigger liar than he already is?

Anonymous said...

Just a troll trying to stir up shit on a dead blog.

Lynn said...

I don't know what fangirls think they have to gain by the "LynZ is Kat" b.s..


Because they don't want to think Gerard would lie about Kat. Hell they couldn't even dig up a picture of her so they came up with the theory that Kat must be Lindsey.

Anonymous said...

I agree it's a troll.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I don't care if Gerard was fucking Bert McCracken, Audrey Kitching, Lindsey and the monkey he rented for her at the same time he was dating Kat and engaged to Eliza.

He's a liar. He's a buffoon. Why should we care about his personal life?

Anonymous said...

I'll never believe there was a "Kat". I'm convinced Gerard made "her" up to keep the fangirls away.

Anonymous said...

I'll never believe there was a "Kat". I'm convinced Gerard made "her" up to keep the fangirls away.

I agree. I also think he got involved with Eliza because he was under so much pressure to produce a "real" girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

I'm convinced Gerard made "her" up to keep the fangirls away


That is what i always believed. In a old interview they asked the band about groupies and they said they all had girlfriends. When Gerard said he had a girlfriend the others just looked at the ground and looked like a bunch of guilty boys. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I agree. I also think he got involved with Eliza because he was under so much pressure to produce a "real" girlfriend

To protect his true love Lynz so the fangirls wouldn't hound her.

Anonymous said...

To protect his true love Lynz so the fangirls wouldn't hound her.

LOL! Sure, Honey. Whatever makes you feel better about your idol.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Sure, Honey. Whatever makes you feel better about your idol


You can't except the truth.

Anonymous said...

In a old interview they asked the band about groupies and they said they all had girlfriends. When Gerard said he had a girlfriend the others just looked at the ground and looked like a bunch of guilty boys. LOL!

I remember that. My sister and I got into a heated discussion about whether or not he had a boyfriend as opposed to a girlfriend at the time.

Anonymous said...

Yes, a troll. Probably the one with Tourette's.

Anonymous said...

He's a liar. He's a buffoon. Why should we care about his personal life?

Gerard never lies.

Anonymous said...

You can't except the truth.

Is that the best you got? Come on, put some Jack Nicholson in there to give it some real punch.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Jeez, the second rate trolls you run into these days.

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know about you, but I have no trouble accepting truth. I'm not quite sure how one would go about excepting it though.

Anonymous said...

Whateva. He said it myself, she's his soul mate .

To protect his true love Lynz so the fangirls wouldn't hound her.

In agreement 1000%

Anonymous said...

What? Is that you Martha JOnes?

Anonymous said...

He said it myself, she's his soul mate

How old are you sweetheart?

Anonymous said...

He said it myself?

Wow. That must have been quite a trick.

Well, you certainly are an amusing little troll.

Lynn said...

He said it myself, she's his soul mate


He also said that he knew that Lindsey was the only women he could have a child with. He said that because it is very hard to have a child with a man. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Silly fangirls. I really don't care if he was with Lindsey, I just don't understand why he had to lie about it and fabricate a "Kat".

Anonymous said...

I know we're not supposed to feed trolls, but how does Lindsey being Gerard's "soul mate" have any bearing on how long they've been together?

I suppose this is what's meant when people use the term "insane troll logic."

Lynn said...

Gerard also said when he was with Eliza that he was in a relationship with someone very....special. LOL!

Anonymous said...

He said that because it is very hard to have a child with a man. LOL!

LynZ is pretty close!

Anonymous said...

Gerard also said when he was with Eliza that he was in a relationship with someone very....special.

She's special all right. As in, rode the short bus to school kind of special.

Anonymous said...

Gerard's "soul mate" have any bearing on how long they've been together?

Yea. Mature people know their soul mates within four weeks of "meeting" them.

Anonymous said...

Yea. Mature people know their soul mates within four weeks of "meeting" them.

Well, probably not, but we aren't talking about mature people here. We're talking about Gerard and LynZ.

Lynn said...

I just don't understand why he had to lie about it and fabricate a "Kat".


I think he was scared of girls. Remember when he talked about his "first kiss"? How dirty it was because she apparently slipped him the tongue. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Gerard also said when he was with Eliza that he was in a relationship with someone very....special

He also called LynZ beautiful. Lol!

Anonymous said...

we aren't talking about mature people here. We're talking about Gerard and LynZ.

Trufax. I'd say they're about at 7th grade level when it comes to maturity.

Lynn said...

If i was Eliza i would be pissed off.The only shout out she got was when he said wished her a happy birthday at one of his concerts. He said it was his "old ladies birthday". LOL!

Anonymous said...

That was pretty bad. I also remember once when somebody shouted out at a show that they wanted to fuck him he said, "That seat's taken."

Poor Eliza. He told people she was his "old lady" and that she was fucking him. No "amaaayzing" adjectives for her. :(

Lynn said...

I wonder if he ever gave Kat a shout out? Not that she would hear it since she wasn't a real person.

Anonymous said...

Imagine the embarrassment the band would have felt had he given "Kat" a shout out. I would love to have seen that. Lol.

Lynn said...

I don't think Frank would have been able to keep a straight face!

Anonymous said...

I don't think Frank would have been able to keep a straight face!

Me neither. I'm surprised he didn't spill the beans at some point. I'm sure he had to bite his tongue a bunch of times.

Anonymous said...

That was pretty bad. I also remember once when somebody shouted out at a show that they wanted to fuck him he said, "That seat's taken."

She would have loved that.

Anonymous said...

Imagine the embarrassment the band would have felt had he given "Kat" a shout out. I would love to have seen that. Lol.

You mean LynZ.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she would have loved being called "beautiful and amaaaayyyzing" much more.

Lynn said...

She would of liked it better if he would of said "My sock is taken by my old lady Eliza" LOL!

Anonymous said...

She would of liked it better if he would of said "My sock is taken by my old lady Eliza" LOL!

Now poor Lindsey probably has to wash that stinky sock. I wonder if she ever wishes that Eliza had become its permanent caretaker instead of her?

Anonymous said...

Who finds Lynz "beautiful & amazing" apart from GW?

Anonymous said...

Who finds Lynz "beautiful & amazing" apart from GW?

Brainwashed fangirls, I suppose. They'll eventually outgrow it though.

Lynn said...

You mean LynZ.


No. He met Lindsey at PR and knew instantly that he wanted to marry her seeing as they were "soulmates" She gave him marks of love and he knew he found his women. He loves her so much he even did a backbend even with is "bad back" True love.

Anonymous said...

I think LynZ is beautiful and amazing and perfect for Gerard.

Anonymous said...

He loves her so much he even did a backbend even with is "bad back" True love.

True love indeed! Lucky his sock didn't slip!

Anonymous said...

I think LynZ is beautiful and amazing and perfect for Gerard

Good for you. I'm sure they're perfect for one another. Who else would want either of them? Besides Eliza.

Anonymous said...

No. He met Lindsey at PR and knew instantly that he wanted to marry her seeing as they were "soulmates"

I thought he met her at Irving Plaza?

Anonymous said...

He could never get over LynZ even with Eliza.

Anonymous said...

I thought he met her at Irving Plaza?

Tell that to Gerard. He's the one who went about all during PR telling people that he'd "met the person I want to spend my life with on this tour."

Did you not see the interview on SURS?

Technically, they did meet back then at Irving Plaza, but apparently Gerard forgot that for a while.

Anonymous said...

I think Lyn-Z can sometimes look pretty. She's not incredibly photogenic though, and the ridiculous things she says outweigh any potential er...beauty she could have.

Lynn said...

I thought he met her at Irving Plaza?

Truth be known they met when the twin towers fell on 9/11. He probably saved her when one of the towers were falling and he rushed in to save her. ^_~

Anonymous said...

They were probably on the same train/ferry when the towers fell. LOL!

Anonymous said...

he'd "met the person I want to spend my life with on this tour."

I think he meant "I'm back with the person I want to spend my life with"

Lynn said...

They were probably on the same train/ferry when the towers fell. LOL!

He looked over at her and asked her the color of her lipstick.

Anonymous said...

Then why'd he cheat on her with Eliza? And why'd he break up with her when making TBP?

Anonymous said...

Then why'd he cheat on her with Eliza? And why'd he break up with her when making TBP?

Seriously. That's not exactly the kind of thing one does to one's soul mate, now is it?

Lynn said...

I think he meant "I'm back with the person I want to spend my life with"

After breaking it off with Eliza only a couple of months earlier. I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

He looked over at her and asked her the color of her lipstick.

I bet they did. They bonded over makeup tips and they were oblivious to the towers falling right in front of them -- which is why Gerard can't remember whether he was on a ferry or a train and whether he road the train or walked back home.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Gerard fell down and hit his head really hard and forgot all about Lindsey until they met again at PR. His memory came flooding back after he was hit by that truck.

Lynn said...

which is why Gerard can't remember whether he was on a ferry or a train and whether he road the train or walked back home.

LOL! All he could remember is the shade of lipstick and that he had to run and get some so when he went to school in drag his lips would look like hers. Love is a wonderful thing!

Anonymous said...

which is why Gerard can't remember whether he was on a ferry or a train and whether he road the train or walked back home.

*meant to say rode, obviously

Typing fail.

Lynn said...

Maybe Gerard fell down and hit his head really hard and forgot all about Lindsey until they met again at PR. His memory came flooding back after he was hit by that truck.



Hahahaha! That made me laugh so hard tears are coming out of my eyes!

Anonymous said...

LOL! All he could remember is the shade of lipstick and that he had to run and get some so when he went to school in drag his lips would look like hers. Love is a wonderful thing!

Isn't it wonderful? And after his bout of amnesia how amaaayyyzing is it that they found one another again?

I think he should write a romance novel about it.

Lynn said...

Isn't it wonderful? And after his bout of amnesia how amaaayyyzing is it that they found one another again?

What amaaayzing is she hit her head too and she now remembers she IS Kat!

Anonymous said...

I'd read that for sure.

Anonymous said...

This is the stuff that great sweeping romance novels are made of, I'm telling you. They seriously need to write it and then it will be optioned for a movie and Gerard can score it.

They can get Zac Efron to play Gerard and that little girl from Twilight will be Lindsey.

Lynn said...

The title could be Hit in the head..by LOVE.

Anonymous said...

But how will it end? Will Lindsey remember under hypnosis that she wasn't really Kat and throw herself under a train a la Anna Karenina?

Will Gerard check out and leave his daughter an orphan before she turns 15?

Will the poor child be raised by Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Chantal?

Anonymous said...

The title could be Hit in the head..by LOVE.

Perfect title. I think it will be amaaayyzing.

Anonymous said...

Nah, not Zac Efron. That guy's actually an alright actor/singer from what I've seen so far (only Hairspray but still).

Lynn said...

Will Eliza come back for revenge? This story has potential for a sequal.

Anonymous said...

Will Eliza come back for revenge? This story has potential for a sequal.

Of course. All the great fanfics have the evil ex-girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, who would play the role of Eliza?

Anonymous said...

Isn't it wonderful? And after his bout of amnesia how amaaayyyzing is it that they found one another again?

I think he should write a romance novel about it.


It's all captured in a song.

Anonymous said...

It's all captured in a song.

Oh, but it's far too elaborate and intriguing to be adequately portrayed in a song. Gerard should at the very least do a comic book about it.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, who would play the role of Eliza?
Have you seen the movie Obsessed?

I think Ali Larter would be great in the Eliza role. lol

Anonymous said...

I think Ali Larter would be great in the Eliza role. lol

I don't know. She's looking pretty old these days. She does have the crazy thing down pat though.

Anonymous said...

It was her back bending. That's how he knew they were soul mates.

Anonymous said...

Kristin Stewart looked pretty convincing as Joan Jett, but I don't think she's manly looking enough to pull off Lindsey.

Any other casting suggestions?

Anonymous said...

I'd say Lucy Lawless to play Lindsey, but that'd ruin Xena for me. lol

Anonymous said...

So, I have everything,I'm really lucky. I have a talented and supportive wife and a beautiful daughter who's funny. We're just a couple of artists living on a mountain. We're living in some little house in LA and we have our daughter who we dress in weird clothes. Every day there is something creative and exciting going on in our house."

- Gerard Way by Neala Johnston

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah...and pigs fly.

Anonymous said...

Bandit Lee Way may beg to differ when she grows up and realizes she has an odd name and a cupboard full of weird clothes.

"I actually don't think so" Way says with a laugh. "I think she's gonna hit 20 and really appreciate that name when she's in college."


- Gerard Way

Anonymous said...

^
They do on The Simpsons.

And what is Lyn-Z "talented" at exactly? Surely he can't mean bass.

10:57 said...

Sorry, late post.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, so Gerard Way can predict the future now?

Anonymous said...

Oh really. Interesting anon. Where did that come from?

Anonymous said...

Maybe her talent is best expressed on her knees.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if he ever gave Kat a shout out? Not that she would hear it since she wasn't a real person."

i remember an old bootleg i downloaded years ago where they played demolition lovers and gerard said the song goes to "someone he loves very fucking much". the bootleg was probably from 03. so maybe there wasn't a kat, but there was probably someone. and he sounded pretty wasted when he said it so i don't think he would have remembered to lie onstage about it.

Anonymous said...

Here is a theory.

They met years ago and perhaps Gerard liked her but she didn't necessarily reciprocate. They lost contact after that, and he figured he'd never be able to win her affection so he gave up. He dated Eliza, "Kat" and probably Bert in between to try and forget LynZ but she was always at the back of his mind. Then he broke up with Eliza because he realized what a mistake that was, and coincidentally was reacquainted with LynZ a couple months later on tour. Since he was successful and good-looking on PR, LynZ most likely paid him more mind than she did when he was smelly and poor.

I think that's alot more believable than LynZ being "Kat" or Gerard juggling multiple women at once.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it wonderful? And after his bout of amnesia how amaaayyyzing is it that they found one another again?

I think he should write a romance novel about it.

It's all captured in a song.


...and here it is

Hit on the head...by LOVE aka we're not victims


no angst
no angst

only love

true love

soul mate love



Irving plaza was the place to be

me and my talented, supportive, (Kat)Linds-Z



We drifted apart

Lost from my heart

In between gals, meant nothin to me

You were my

Linds-Z



Flash to PR

The truck was too quick

Made me totally love sick

Made me wanna lick

My Linds-Z


Now we're married

All the bad things of the past have been buried

Every day is creative and exciting

Dressing my baby girl in weird clothes

and bling

cos we're artistes



My Linds-Z, My Linds-Z
MY LINDS_ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

I think that's alot more believable than LynZ being "Kat" or Gerard juggling multiple women at once.

I don't think he was juggling women, he was with LynZ, they broke up, then he was with Eliza for a time, they broke up and he met up with LynZ again and the rest is history.

Anonymous said...

i remember an old bootleg i downloaded years ago where they played demolition lovers and gerard said the song goes to "someone he loves very fucking much". the bootleg was probably from 03.

Maybe it was about his grandma.

Anonymous said...

so he wanted to do a bonnie and clyde or thelma and louise with his gramdma? rofl

Anonymous said...

He did dedicate a song about being fucked in the butt to his wife.

Anonymous said...

I kinda agree, if he was so wasted he wouldn' care what song he sang for his grandmother.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe MCR is re-releasing that horrid cover of All I Want for Christmas is You on iTunes.

If you play it backwards you hear Lindsey I love you with all my fucking heart

Anonymous said...

So good to read he's on cloud nine with his smelly, dense, chicken & skull tattooed she-man he married.

Anonymous said...

So, I have everything,I'm really lucky. I have a talented and supportive wife

Dementia must have struck already.

Anonymous said...

Bandit Lee Way may beg to differ when she grows up and realizes she has an odd name and a cupboard full of weird clothes.

"I actually don't think so" Way says with a laugh. "I think she's gonna hit 20 and really appreciate that name when she's in college."


Oh well, dementia and delusion. Sounds like an appropriate album title!

Where did that quote and the other one about being a couple of artists living on mountain, blah, blah, blah, come from?

Anonymous said...

I don't think he was juggling women, he was with LynZ, they broke up, then he was with Eliza for a time, they broke up and he met up with LynZ again and the rest is history.

And Gerard lied about his girlfriend going to SVA and being a student of Voltaire's? I don't think so.

Not that I don't think Gerard would lie. I just don't think Lindsey would stand for him lying about her. Besides, she would have insisted that he promote her shitty band once MCR took off.

Nope. The Lindsey is Kat theory just doesn't pan out no matter how you look at it.

The Kat didn't exist theory is still the most logical one out there.

Anonymous said...

"I actually don't think so" Way says with a laugh. "I think she's gonna hit 20 and really appreciate that name when she's in college."

He sounds as deluded as the parents who put their kids in parochial school and think they'll be grateful for it when they grow up.

If she's going to rebel (and my guess is that she will) she'll probably be an accountant and she'll change her name to Anne.

Anonymous said...

"Every day there is something creative and exciting going on in our house."

Bleh. I don't think I can take "Look at how wonderful my life is" Gerard. Not only is he in the "best band in the world" but now he's going to prattle on about how wonderful his homelife is. Dude needs to STFU. Seriously. People don't want their rawkstahs to be in the Brady Bunch.

Anonymous said...

Bleh. I don't think I can take "Look at how wonderful my life is" Gerard. Not only is he in the "best band in the world" but now he's going to prattle on about how wonderful his homelife is. Dude needs to STFU. Seriously. People don't want their rawkstahs to be in the Brady Bunch.

I think there are probably fans that are proud their "messed up" idol has "accomplished" so much. Wasn't MCR's whole deal being about encouraging people to be creative and what not?

I honestly found that AP article hard to get through.

Anonymous said...

I think there are probably fans that are proud their "messed up" idol has "accomplished" so much. Wasn't MCR's whole deal being about encouraging people to be creative and what not?

Yes, but the band's shtick was that they were just five messed up guys, same as the fans. Now that Gerard is so "together" (yeah, right) the same fans won't have anything to identify with. They liked the idea of the fragile, depressed guy who was battling his demons. This is why Kurt Cobain continues to resound with people today.

I can't fault the guy for being happy (if he really is) but I don't think he's going to appeal to the same audience anymore. And we already have a talented, well-adjusted (and much smarter) rockstar to look up to in Billie Joe Armstrong.

Anonymous said...

And we already have a talented, well-adjusted (and much smarter) rockstar to look up to in Billie Joe Armstrong.

This. Gerard will never be able to pull off the well adjusted bit the way that Billie Joe does. Billie Joe doesn't have to go around telling people how together he is -- it just shows.

Anonymous said...

I've always admired Kim and Thurston from Sonic Youth for being able to maintain a marriage while also working together.

Anonymous said...

Regarding Frank's run-in with the Secret Service.

I know from Government class way back in high school that the Secret Service investigates and takes seriously all threats against the President of the United States. It is actually against a federal law to threaten the President, even if it's in song lyrics. He's lucky he got off so easily.

He can reference A Modest Proposal all he wants to, but Jonathan Swift's bit of satire did not break any federal laws. Leathermouth's song did.

Anonymous said...

Regarding Frank's run-in with the Secret Service.

I know from Government class way back in high school that the Secret Service investigates and takes seriously all threats against the President of the United States. It is actually against a federal law to threaten the President, even if it's in song lyrics. He's lucky he got off so easily.

He can reference A Modest Proposal all he wants to, but Jonathan Swift's bit of satire did not break any federal laws. Leathermouth's song did.


Do you have a link? I'm not all that familiar with Leathermouth.

Anonymous said...

Link to the article about Frank's run-in with the Secret Service.

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