Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Man you must be up out your mind!

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world



Oops, sorry, did I go too far that time? LOL just kidding. I thought you people all might want to read something funny instead of the usual posts about hypocrisy and fake feminism.

Happy Halloween everyone.

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Anonymous said...

Kind of like having sex with your partner before you get engaged. Try before you buy ;)

Anonymous said...

Exactly! ^_~

Anonymous said...

Thing is, most people don't just try and then buy. They figure they already have the album so why bother buying it. I would feel terrible doing that to a band I love.

Anonymous said...

Tut tut! Wishing failure on those you dislike. Or should I say those you can't have for your own because they're married to others.

What lovely people you all are.

November 11, 2009 12:31 PM


Honestly, I was prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt, now I'm starting to believe that you have the mentality of a dung-beetle.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe they still come here with that JUS JELLUS routine. Can they really think after all this time that we want Gerard?

Stinky, smelly, humpy, smokey, squeaky Gerard? No thank you!

Anonymous said...

Oh, but you all know you want to run your hands through that rat's nest on the back of his head.

Okay, I think I just made myself a little bit sick. :/

Kapunua said...

"A friend who heard the record recently said he now had no interest in listening to our older work anymore, that we had made all our old material redundant. I took it as a compliment"

Translation:

So I was talking to Jimmy Urine about our new record and I played some songs for him. Since I've been trying to hard to merge my band--and indeed the very paltry essence that is myself--into MSI, we've changes a lot. We're so much more "hardcore" like MSI now, with songs about Trans Ams and such.

Jimmy said that our old stuff really sucked the llama balls because it wasn't enough like his "music," but this album is way more like his. He was laughing when he said it and counting the money that his association with my tween fans has brought him. I took it as a compliment.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know you spoke fluent Geetard, Kapu! ~_^

Anonymous said...

The biggest joke is grouping Jimmy Urine and MSI as "hardcore". It's like comparing a potty-mouthed toddler to an adult.

Anonymous said...

Bet if you asked a few punk/hardcore bands what they think of their "peers" MSI, they'd burst out laughing. Probably the same reaction you would get if your mentioned MCR.

Anonymous said...

"He really does want to be Kurt."

LOL. For starters, he'll need to lose about 80 lbs... but he's got his CLove, so he's off to a nice start.

Reminds me of the time Pete Wentz said he always thought he would die at 27. ^_^

Anonymous said...

lol i remember that too. cuz he's right up there with jimi hendrix and jim morrison. for sure.


not.

Anonymous said...

Somehow whenever I think about GW's family the words that come to mind are "Please keep going Lindsey, for Bandit."

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?

Anonymous said...

Is that a quote from Kurt's letter? Names changes of course. But yes, I agree. Neither of them are near famous enough for Bandit to get away with a name like that like other celeb kids. Poor girl.

Anonymous said...

Yeah. "Please keep going Courtney, for Frances..."

A friend keeps insisting the name is an inside joke and that her real name is something different. I hope she's right.

Anonymous said...

I think the name is a joke name too, that's why they are constantly calling her the "B" like an alias.

Anonymous said...

I hope for the poor child's sake that her name isn't really Bandit. Although if it is and they have to shorten it to something, I'm glad they chose "B". Think of the other possibilities: Bandy, Ban, Band... or my personal favorite, It.

Still, Bee Way sounds pretty bad. Every time they call her "B" I always think of Aunt Bee from the Andy Griffith show. :(

Anonymous said...

I don't know, you'd think one of them would have slipped up by now if her name wasn't actually Bandit.

Besides, naming a child something so humiliating is something I can easily picture GW and Lyn Z doing.

happyXamp said...

i keep thinking things about her name but then i always end up thinking "Billie Joe named his kid DAnger..."

Kapunua said...

I do speak fluent Gerard! His language is very easy, and his dialect (Northern BS) is also quite simple to decipher. ^_~

happyXamp said...

Kapuna be careful or you'll start talking like hium entirely.... or you'll be translating for the rest of your life!

happyXamp said...

oh by the way kapuna 30stms new video for Kings and Queens is on Perezhilton.

http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-12-just-watch-it-on-mute#respond

Kapunua said...

Saw it and liked it! It's so beautifully filmed and I actually found it quite a bit more subtle than their past "movies." (From Yesterday is a wonderful song and I'm so into the Kung Fu / China thing, but honestly, that video was just like O_O. Come on now, guys!)

I love how they got all their fans to sing backup. And I love their environmental angle. Great stuff!

Anonymous said...

Jared Leto will always be Jordan Catalano to me.

Anonymous said...

'Danger' isn't Billie Joe's son's first name. He named him Jakob Danger Armstrong as a nod to Austin Powers, so Jakob can say his middle name is Danger. I always thought it was quite cute.

Anonymous said...

I think it's cute too. And Bandit might have been cute had they used it for her middle name. Not so much for the first one.

Anonymous said...

Even Kurt and Courtney had the decency to give Frances a reasonable first name. Can you imagine if her first name had been Bean?

Kapunua said...

A-Lazz named his kid Keaton Danger. What's with "Danger" as a middle name? Is that just so the kid can say "Hey. DANGER is my middle name!" and really mean it? ;)

Kapunua said...

LOL, Jordan Catalano. He was so cute then and I used to watch that show after college. It wasn't so bad. :) TBH, to me he's always a little "Hephaestion." Mmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua, see 11:16

Kapunua said...

LOL, sorry, that's what I get for skimming. D'oh!

Anonymous said...

http://community.livejournal.com/tothetune/36479.html

scan from Rolling Stone article

Anonymous said...

So, they're trying to redefine themselves completely in an attempt to lose the fans who came onboard for the theatricality of Helena and TBP.

The only question I have is where do they think they're going to pick up the new audience?

Anonymous said...

The only question I have is where do they think they're going to pick up the new audience?

Guys who like muscle cars? LOL.

Anonymous said...

I kind of thought Adam was kidding about the "Danger" thing... again though, it's a middle name, so what. Keaton D. Lazzara.

What's with G's hairstyle on the new scan? It reminds me of his high school picture.
Maybe he had to cut off the matted part and that's what's left.

The article makes me feel sorry for them, actually. They're rearranging lounge chairs on the Titanic.

Anonymous said...

Wife, new baby, songs about muscle cars, all wrapped up neatly in an article in Rolling Stone.

If this isn't an attempt to convince the world that he isn't gay and ditch the teenie audience, I'll eat my bonnet.

Anonymous said...

To me songs about muscle cars seem to be likely to attract an even younger audience... say, eight year old boys.

If he's trying to cover up the fact that he's (quite possibly) gay, funny way of doing it. "When I start sounding teenage-girlish, that's the sweet stuff."?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure he knows what he wants. Or who or what he is. Or much of anything else.

happyXamp said...

from BN

reeblite said:
where did all those sad girls go? quote]

you'll find them on Verita's Blog, still bleating on about how Gerard has changed, and how the whole "this band will save your life" message was fake.
For goodness sake! It was how the Band felt AT THE TIME!!! They cant preach the same message over and over....sure, if people still want to use their music to find solace in their troubles, i'm sure the lyrics still work.
They never saved my life. I just love their music, and the guys in the Band are thoughtful, truly kind people. They've done so many things for their Fans - I know that for a fact, because I've asked them to do things (even recently) and they've come up tops!!
I seriously do not understand all the Hate on that site. *shakes head*





i find this full of bullshit

Anonymous said...

Asked them to do what? Reply on twitter?

happyXamp said...

no clue 5.17

Anonymous said...

That was kind of rhetorical, haha. I just meant, what could she have possibly "asked them to do" that they would actually do, and that she would even know about. The only one I could see willing to do that is Frank.

Anonymous said...

I don't see any of us saying that MCR "saved our lives." We've been the ones rolling our eyes at that shtick.

It's the same thing as them trying to say that we're JUZ JELLUZ because we don't like MSI.

Anonymous said...

I haven't cared what those morons who hang out at BN have thought about us in a long time. BN is like the smelly armpit of internet networking sites and MCR fangirls are some of the dumbest people on the planet. The fact that they don't like me or what I have to say actually kind of makes me happy.

Anonymous said...

So, from the "changed managers" comment in RS, it seems like they fired Brian? I thought he quit?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't believe it if they said they fired him. If anything they probably alluded to that to make themselves seem above it all. Let's see, so now that's the Used, Marilyn Manson, the Daily Mail, and Brian Schecter added to the required list of things to hate for MCR fangirls? Am I missing anything?

Anonymous said...

http://community.livejournal.com/chemicalromance/3272070.html

typed out in case anyone couldn't read the mag scans

i will never be able to take "Trans Am" seriously as a song title. "pivotal cut" my ass

Anonymous said...

LynZ Way can read all the books recommended in the Oprah book club, War & Peace and selections from Professor Stephen Hawking and I STILL think she's a numbskull.

Anonymous said...

I'm having a debate with someone over the Dallas photo.

She thinks I'm offended because it's edgy. I do not follow this logic.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should start offending them, so when they start calling you out you can tell them you were being "edgy".

Anonymous said...

I pretty much said that I was fine with Marilyn Manson's portrayal because he had a point to make and didn't tell people to "suck it." She said art didn't have to have a point and that Lyn-Z had the right to say that to people.

What?

Anonymous said...

Link

"I thought the band was going to break up," says guitarist Frank Iero. "I was expecting a call from Gerard saying, 'We can't do it anymore.'" Instead, they took a year off and changed managers. This past February, they went into the old A&M studios in L.A. with Pearl Jam producer Brendan O'Brien.


Well we were right, Frank definitely thought it was all over. All those fangirls that said "everything's fine", were very wrong. I wonder what happened with Brian?

Anonymous said...

The JFK photo was pathetic. Anyone with any respect for history would think that. Plus, it makes them look as if they think he is the president, and she is the first lady. When in reality, he's a fat wash-out, and she's a dumb lesbo cunt.

Anonymous said...

^
I heard that Brian said it was a "thankless job" and he didn't want to be in the music industry anymore.

Don't have a quote for that though.

2:01 said...

Oops, sorry that was for the post about Brian,

Anonymous said...

The JFK photo was pathetic. Anyone with any respect for history would think that. Plus, it makes them look as if they think he is the president, and she is the first lady. When in reality, he's a fat wash-out, and she's a dumb lesbo cunt.

I agree about the photo. But I don't agree with using sexuality as an insult or calling anyone the C word.

Anonymous said...

I agree with what you say 2:05.

As far as I'm concerned Lyn-Z doesn't merit any attention. She's an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Gerard looks like a new romantic from the Rolling Stone Pic.

2:05 said...

As a side note, I can't believe after all this "I don't want to be Mrs Gerard Way" business, Gerard's still wearing Lyn-Z badges.

...that's just tacky. Do you ever see other musicians wearing badges with their partners on them?

Anonymous said...

Gerard looks like a new romantic from the Rolling Stone Pic.

My thoughts exactly.

...that's just tacky. Do you ever see other musicians wearing badges with their partners on them?

He is tacky, let's face it. Why doesn't Lindsey ask him to remove them? I would want to tell him to stop acting like a teenager and take them off. He's in his 30's, it's baffling.

Anonymous said...

That whole Rolling Stone article just screamed, "Hey, we aren't those gay guys in the band uniforms! We hated that shit as much as you did! We're rock and rollers! I swear!" to me.

They're trying way too hard and it's pretty transparent.

Anonymous said...

Gerard looks like a new romantic from the Rolling Stone Pic.

AW HALE NAW! Geetard can't look like anything associated with British rock bands. He's AMURRICAN!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he said that cuz Amurricans aren't the ones buying their records.

Anonymous said...

Gerard looks like a new romantic from the Rolling Stone Pic.

Whaaaaat??????.

I think it's amusing that the interviewer uses Lindsey's stage name. It looks ridiculous. As if everyone reading it would immediately know who or what to associate with the name Lyn-z. Of course, the fan girls do, but the new and cool hardcore male audience MCR are trying to attract would just think who the hell is 'Lyn-z' and why are they writing her name like that? Did that gay singer marry some L. A. porn actress or a pole dancer to cover up his homosexuality?

Anonymous said...

I don't like Lyn-Z's stage name. Mostly because I'm Australian and it's pronounced 'zed' here.

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Anonymous said...

Siobhan, new romantic was a music movement from the early 80's. Think Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet etc.

Anonymous said...

Thanks 5:06, but I don't own a penis so I don't think I need some.

Anonymous said...

LynZ is a stupid scene name. It's rediculous that a grown women wants to be called by her stage name even by her so-called friends and family. At least her husband doesn't refer to her by that name, which would be totally lame. I also bet she was christened that name by JU who seems to add a Z to everything.

Anonymous said...

Siobhan, new romantic was a music movement from the early 80's. Think Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet etc.

I know that, anon. ^_^
And I know that one of my favorite bands 'Adam and the Ants' belonged to that movement and I don't like a hot piece like Adam being compared to someone like Geetard.

Anonymous said...

I don't think you can compare Gerard with any hot pieces. Gerard is well, Gerard. Lucky he has his Linds to make up for it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the anon was comparing GW to Steve Strange.

Anonymous said...

I don't even know what's the use of that name? There's no difference in the pronunciation, right? And it takes longer to write Lyn-Z than Lindsey because of that stupid hyphen, so what's the point?

Anonymous said...

Maybe she thinks it makes her look kool, like the Japanese inspired poultry on her arm.

Anonymous said...

All of MSI use stage names. I guess it was just to go with theirs.

Anonymous said...

JimmY Urine should have just left his name to Jimmy-U. The others could be called Steve/R and Kitt-E.

Anonymous said...

I think it's hilarious that every member of MCR is married (except maybe Bob?) but they only ever mention Gerard's marriage.

It's like they have to always bring it up so that people will stop thinking of him as that gay singer for MCR.

Anonymous said...

Kitt-E & Lyn-Z would have confused too many MSI fans.

Anonymous said...

Gerard is the only one that blabs about his marriage all the time.

Anonymous said...

What I also found really funny is that in the caption of the Rolling Stone pictures it's all about the Way brothers. The other two are merely mentioned by their last name. Mentioning the singer with his full name is understandable, but what is Serial-Killer-Face contributing to the band? Knock knees and rudimentary bass playing skills? Let's recommend him for the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame already.

Anonymous said...

It's like they have to always bring it up so that people will stop thinking of him as that gay singer for MCR.

They always have to bring up Bandit too so that Gerard will have story to tell about what inspired him to write the record.

Bandit is the new dead grandma.

Anonymous said...

Oh, but they have a song on the record that features a bass/drum solo. Mikey will get to show us his amaaayyyzing bass playing skills. LOL.

Anonymous said...

What I also found really funny is that in the caption of the Rolling Stone pictures it's all about the Way brothers. The other two are merely mentioned by their last name. Mentioning the singer with his full name is understandable, but what is Serial-Killer-Face contributing to the band? Knock knees and rudimentary bass playing skills? Let's recommend him for the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame already.

Was it in the Kerrang article that Mikey's photo was captioned with 'bass hero'?

Anonymous said...

I think it was something like Bass Rebel.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't surprise me if the amaaazzzing wife does a cameo for the album.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering what really good bassists think if they have to read such bullshit about Serial-Killer-Face being a 'bass rebel' and Lindsey being the 'bass princess'. I bet they would strangle themselves with their strings.

Anonymous said...

I expect maybe JU or Chantal to turn up doing backing vocals or something. Lindsey will probably be featured prominently in the first video.

Anonymous said...

Siobhan-

I think some of them would get a laugh out of it.

Personally, my favourite bassist is Flea even though I don't listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers a lot.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't surprise me if the amaaazzzing wife does a cameo for the album.

It wouldn't surprise me if Susan would make a cameo.

Anonymous said...

I think other bassists just do like we do and laugh their asses off. Especially considering that that caption was in Kerrang!

Anonymous said...

Lindsey will probably be featured prominently in the first video.

That will set them on the way to being the best My Chemical Romance they could possibly be Yep.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey will probably be featured prominently in the first video.

Maybe they'll release Death Before Disco as their first single and they can do an 'A7X' type video where they're playing in a strip club. Lindsey and Alicia can play the part of the pole-dancing strippers.

Anonymous said...

I always have to think of Billy Sheehan or Mike Inez.

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't surprise me if Susan would make a cameo.



She's actually in the backing vocals for Trans Am.

Anonymous said...

Lindsey and Alicia can play the part of the pole-dancing strippers.

And JU can be in the audience, shoving dollar bills into their thongs! Great idea. So classy!

Anonymous said...

HA! You know what? Wouldn't it be funny if Gerard would make a video in which he's driving around in his Trans Am with Lindsey on the passenger seat? Another rip off of a Marilyn Manson video. Heart Shaped Glasses in which he's driving around with his now ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood.

Anonymous said...

I doubt Mikey would be that stupid to feature his wife in their music video. Gerard only does that because his wife is a "musician" and he's plain dumb.

Anonymous said...

But if Lindsey were in it, Alicia might get jealous. I get the feeling that Mikey would put her in it against his better judgment, just to make her happy. What Alicia wants, Alicia gets.

Anonymous said...

I know! Gerard and Lindsey can be driving to the strip club in a Trans Am with the top down. Bandit can be strapped in a car seat in the back.

Then, when they get to the strip club, Lindsey and Chantal will be onstage pole-dancing while Gerard and MCR perform. JU will be sitting at a table, ogling the strippers while baby-sitting Bandit. Perfect!

Anonymous said...

The only thing that video need is some chimpanzees to make it the Best Video Eva!!

I think they should have all the other patrons at the Strip Joint be Chimps.

Anonymous said...

*needs

Anonymous said...

The only thing that video need is some chimpanzees to make it the Best Video Eva!!

I think they should have all the other patrons at the Strip Joint be Chimps.


Fall Out Boy already did the primate thing with Thnks fr th Mmrs or however it's spelt. So unless they feel like ripping off their friends...

Anonymous said...

The only thing that video need is some chimpanzees to make it the Best Video Eva!!

I think they should have all the other patrons at the Strip Joint be Chimps.


Fall Out Boy already did the primate thing with Thnks fr th Mmrs or however it's spelt. So unless they feel like ripping off their friends...

Anonymous said...

* ugh, double post sorry.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I don't even want to think about chimps after seeing that poor woman who got her face ripped off by one. Just no.

Anonymous said...

Oh God, they showed that interview with that poor woman here too. When they played the audio tape of the 911 call in which the owner of that chimp told the officer on the phone that the chimpanzee was about to eat from that woman I almost threw up.

Anonymous said...

Bandit is the new dead grandma.

THIS.

Anonymous said...

Bandit is the new dead grandma.

THIS.


I remember thinking that Gerard's hasty marriage and consequent divorce would be his 'big story behind the music' for this record. I don't know how I feel about him using his baby daughter that way, but after he played dear ol' grandma's death for all it was worth, I'm not surprised.

Anonymous said...

I think Lyn-z is gonna be in mcr's new record, be it in their music video, album art, backup singer or anything else related to it. Gerard wants his wife featured in everything - in his music video (Desolation Row), at the back of his comic book, in his interviews, and hey he even shove his wife's existence onto everyone's face by wearing pins with her pictures on it.

Anonymous said...

They might as well just name the record 'For Lindsey'.

Anonymous said...

Rocksound - check
Kerrang! - check
Rolling Stone - check

And in the next few weeks/months we'll see more of mcr in other magazines and these are the countdown of top 5 things that Gerard is going to say in those magazines:

# 5:
"...a raw/visceral record..."

# 4:
"...we are not victims..."

# 3:
"...american rockband...."

# 2:
"...trans am..."




and





# 1:
"...15 year old Bandit if anything were to happen to me..."

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lyn-z can be like Lily Aldridge in KOL's "Use Somebody" video. That will get fangirls everywhere go "OMGOMGOMG they're such a sweet couple!!!111!!!!"

Anonymous said...

Maybe Lyn-z can be like Lily Aldridge in KOL's "Use Somebody" video. That will get fangirls everywhere go "OMGOMGOMG they're such a sweet couple!!!111!!!!"
It's already happening.

Fans think the Lyn-Z badges are sweet.

Anonymous said...

Lily might be in the Use Somebody video, but you don't hear Caleb going on and on about her. In interviews, he talks about the music.

Anonymous said...

So,Gerard.... You are the "new" Marilyn Manson in Three Cheers, Freddie Mercury in TBP and Kurt Cobain in the new album?

Anonymous said...

^ He's one hell of a copycat.

Anonymous said...

It's not all that unusual for rockstars to put their wives/girlfriends in their music videos. Axl Rose did it. Jack White has done it. Steven Tyler even put his daughter in Aerosmith videos. What you don't see is rockstars having to bring up 'the wife' in every freakin' interview they do and wearing her picture on their jacket like a billboard advertisement.

Gerard's behavior is way ott.

Anonymous said...

The affection Gerard had for Lyn-z is really insane. It's like, she used a love potion on him or smtg :|

Anonymous said...

I think all of the KOL gfs are in the Use Somebody video, not just Lily.

Anonymous said...

Brian being really bitter about not managing mcr anymore makes me think that the band fired him.

Anonymous said...

I've always suspected in my heart that Brian quit because Gerard started back with the drinking/drugs after hooking up with Lindsey. From the things he said in LOTMS I got the feeling that if Gerard messed up again, he wouldn't stick around to see him crash.

Anonymous said...

MCR won't stop at anything - if they can fire the founding member (Matt), they can fire Brian.

Anonymous said...

She didn't use anything and it's not about her. He's only using her just like he's using everybody around him to make himself feel better and to make others think differently of him. I think Gerard has a to-do list in his head. 'Things to do in life to get insanely happy and admired by other people, who actually think you're a worthless piece of shit'. Because that's what he thinks of himself and that's why he will never be happy or satisfied with what he accomplished and what he has. I'm wondering how long we'll have to wait until he dumps Lindsey and let's the people around him start spreading rumors that she wasn't really supportive and only using him for her career or crap like that. And then he will find another woman who's just sooooo amaaaaaayzing and the best woman in the world for him.

Anonymous said...

This band sure makes lots of enemies. =/

Anonymous said...

Exactly Siobhan. And the cycle continues.

Anonymous said...

Whether she noticed it or not, she's also using him for fame. Think about it, MSI will forever be a sleazy NY club band if its not for their association with MCR.

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know much about the U.S. but when they were here in Germany in February they played for empty venues, so it didn't help them much here to be associated with MCR plus Lindsey wasn't there to show aspiring bass princesses from where Susan came, so I guess that didn't help them either.

Anonymous said...

Here's a google trend for Lyn-z. Notice how her popularity shoots up in late 2007 when she started dating Gerard?

Anonymous said...

plus Lindsey wasn't there to show aspiring bass princesses from where Susan came

LOL. They suit each other perfectly. Both love to show their crotches to the audience and for Bandit's sake I hope none of her future school mates find those pictures.

Anonymous said...

"We learned how to be an American rock band instead of a British rock band."

Dream the fuck on Gerard! MCR have never been like a British rock band.

Anonymous said...

"We learned how to be an American rock band instead of a British rock band."

Way to go shitting on the fanbase that supported you right from the beginning. What a stupid asshat he is. Dear Lord, how did he manage to get that old without somebody killing him for his stupidity?

Anonymous said...

I look at that trend and laugh so hard. The numbers don't lie, Lyn-z, it's true that you are a nobody without Gerard!

Here's my take on the google trend graph:

- the small peak in late 2006 might be from people googling pro-skateboarder Lyn-z Adams Hawkins because she's hosting a major skateboarding event during that time so that doesn't count.

- first peak in late 07 is when Lyn-z (Way) started dating Gerard.

- the bigger peak in late 07 is when they got married.

- peak in late 08 is when she got pregnant with Bandit

- peak in mid 09 is when she gave birth to her

Haha, eat that, Mrs."I'm so feminist, I dont wanna be known as mrs. so-and-so" Way!

Anonymous said...

I think we all know that Lindsey and also Alicia are actually really proud of being envied by fan girls for being a Mrs. Way. I would say that this feeling is what makes it so exciting for them to be with one of the Way hobos and nothing else. I could think of them having sex with their husbands thinking of fan girls bawling while imagining them having sex with their idols. I bet that that's enough to get them off and help them forgetting the smelly arm pits or the kisses which taste as if they would be cleaning ash trays with their bare tongues.

Anonymous said...

Brian Schechter in the Daily Mail

Anonymous said...

I never liked that guy. I think he is an asshole.

Anonymous said...

^ Brian? why?

Anonymous said...

I guess it's his attitude and then there was that letter from Matt's girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

I will always think that the band dumped Matt because he didn't fit the image that the band was trying to portray. It just didn't make sense to me that they fired him at that particular time for his drumming. I mean, Gerard was slurring his words, losing his pants and leaving the stage and hiding under it or going back to the wrong one and they kept his stupid drunk ass yet they fired Matt because he wouldn't use a metronome? Give me a break.

Anonymous said...

11:04, it'd be different if they were to fire Gerard. It's much easier for people to distinguish between different vocals than different drumming.

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying that they should have fired Gerard. I'm saying that when your singer is so sloshed that he doesn't even know what stage he's playing on, what difference does it make when the drummer doesn't use a metronome?

I saw MCR back when Matt was in the band and I didn't see anything wrong with his drumming. I think they just came up with that excuse and that they wanted him out of the band because he looked like a 35 year old mechanic.

Anonymous said...

In my opinion,the rest of the band weren't so good looking either at that time so if they fired Matt because of looks then it's totally unfair.

Anonymous said...

I will always think that the band dumped Matt because he didn't fit the image that the band was trying to portray. It just didn't make sense to me that they fired him at that particular time for his drumming. I mean, Gerard was slurring his words, losing his pants and leaving the stage and hiding under it or going back to the wrong one and they kept his stupid drunk ass yet they fired Matt because he wouldn't use a metronome? Give me a break.

Exactly! They fired him because he looked like a grandpa surrounded by his young emo grandsons. He didn't fit in visually, that's why they got rid of him.
Didn't somebody here mention that Bob refuses to play the old stuff and that another drummer has to play them?

Anonymous said...

11:04, it'd be different if they were to fire Gerard. It's much easier for people to distinguish between different vocals than different drumming.

I think they would have fired Gerard too if they haven't thought of him being appealing to a female audience. An androgynous looking, vulnerable young man who needs to be saved from self-destruction? That's the stuff rockstars are made of.

Anonymous said...

I always see Gerard as the ugly one in the band, but i have to admit that he looks good when he smiles.

Anonymous said...

Gerard can look good in pictures, but onstage he looks weird. He looks to be in such poor physical shape.

Also, the minute he opens his mouth and starts talking, even if I found him attractive, it would be ruined by that voice.

Anonymous said...

"We learned how to be an American rock band instead of a British rock band."

Dream the fuck on Gerard! MCR have never been like a British rock band.

Couldn't agree with you more. Despite their British influences, vocally he has always sounded very American. That's not an insult, he is American. I don't get exactly where he thought they ever sounded British? Some music traits maybe, but vocally, and that's a massive part, they are totally American.

I always thought the British music influence was always more a "Way brother" thing then anyone else in the band anyway.

Anonymous said...

"We learned how to be an American rock band instead of a British rock band."

Am I geting a Killers vibe all over again (with Sam's Town). As far as bands that make it first in the UK, is this the pathway they must take? Suck up to the Brits for a bit, then suck up to the Americans a bit.

Is that the marketing strategy?

Any KOL fans here, can you say if KOL ever stated on more recent albums that they were doing "their American thing"?

Anonymous said...

"I wasn't writing a record about becoming a dad, and I wasn't writing a record for my baby girl, but I was writing a record for the person that she would turn into when she was 15, if anything ever happened to me."


What is his fucking problem? He pisses me off, because actually nothing really bad has happened to him in his life. He lost his Grandma when he was 26 years old. Big fucking deal, that happens, that is normal life. He makes out he had such a tough time, and in reality he hasn't, in the grand scheme of things that go on in the real world (as opposed to his fucked up brain).

And now he is putting out a scenario of him dying, and his 15 year old daughter has to deal with it, and this record is what she would want to listen to? Seriously how fucked up is he?

I have no idea where his brain is at, but mentally i think he is really unstable still.

Anonymous said...

I think that he's still really obsessed with death and that back then when he appparently had that fear of dying all the time he used to imagine how everyone would be so sad if he was dead and how they would miss him etc. I guess that he's still dreaming about some kind of heroic death and how the world would mourn his loss and millions of girls and women would cry their tears out because of him and some juvenile crap that neglected children who feel overlooked use to fantasize about.

I bet that when he dies it will only be worth a short note on some rock magazine (if ever) that everybody overreads or asks themselves if they are expected to know who the hell this Gerard Way was, and that will be it.

Anonymous said...

I think he doesn't know what to say so he's talking through his ass as usual.

Anonymous said...

Any KOL fans here, can you say if KOL ever stated on more recent albums that they were doing "their American thing"?

No, KOL has continued to say that they owe everything to the UK and that if not for them, they wouldn't even be a band right now.

The new record is more a result of influence by U2 and Caleb's taking painkillers after his shoulder surgery.

happyXamp said...

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Billie+Joe+Armstrong&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

BJA's google trend

http://www.google.com/trends?q=Gerard+Way&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

GW's google trend


BJ wins

Anonymous said...

http://www.gigwise.com/news/46996/Gerard-Way-I-Dont-Want-Comic-Book-Film-To-Be-New-Harry-Potter

Anonymous said...

I have no idea where his brain is at, but mentally i think he is really unstable still.

I totally agree. The man is batshit.

For the longest time I worried about him, but there comes a point where you just have to say fuck it. So, fuck it.

I'm sick of him dissing the band's earlier music. I loved Bullets but after TBP came out, he acted like he was embarrassed by it. Now he's saying TBP is irrelevant. Three years from now he'll be telling us that this new record is crap. So, if everything they do turns to crap, why should we buy it?

Anonymous said...

Exactly.

Anonymous said...

I have never read any other performer completely negate their previous works like they shouldn't have existed. They may not like what they did but they talk more about how they are evolving. I wish he wasn't the spokesperson for the band. Ray should represent the band, less hype and bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Link

Anonymous said...

No, KOL has continued to say that they owe everything to the UK and that if not for them, they wouldn't even be a band right now.

The new record is more a result of influence by U2 and Caleb's taking painkillers after his shoulder surgery.


Thanks for the info 3.46.

Anonymous said...

Now he's saying TBP is irrelevant.

Guess all that suffering that went into making that record including the break up of a relationship that was "like a marriage", really meant fuck all now.

Anonymous said...

The singer, who plans on scoring the film

He and Jimmy Urine will probably write the soundtrack.

Anonymous said...

Well, of course TBP is irrelevant. It had lyrics like, "I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone."

Obviously, the man can't be alone for even a month and he can't stop talking about dying. So much so that he wrote a record for his daughter to listen to when she's fifteen and he's not around because obviously, the dude plans to check out at least by the time he's 37. Probably way before that because he's hoping to achieve icon status in the music industry by dying young.

He makes me want to puke. I don't care if he's mentally ill or what; I'm just so sick of all his bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I wish he wasn't the spokesperson for the band. Ray should represent the band, less hype and bullshit.

I agree so much. They need to put a muzzle on Geetard every time he goes out in public.

Anonymous said...

So much so that he wrote a record for his daughter to listen to when she's fifteen and he's not around because obviously, the dude plans to check out at least by the time he's 37.

Sounds more like he can't stop fucking around with his health and he knows where it's heading.

Anonymous said...

If Ray spoke for the band they would have more respect.

Anonymous said...

Probably way before that because he's hoping to achieve icon status in the music industry by dying young

How deeply fucked is that? What's that stupid bitch wife doing bout it?

Anonymous said...

How deeply fucked is that? What's that stupid bitch wife doing bout it?

She's under the impression that writing hate-filled songs means you're happy, so I don't really think she has the best judgement either.

Anonymous said...

For the longest time I worried about him, but there comes a point where you just have to say fuck it. So, fuck it.

This sums up my feelings perfectly. Fuck it.

Anonymous said...

Gerard's probably bummed that he's so old because he can't join the 27 Club.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, he's not trying to "do himself in".

He's too busy being "in love" with the amazing wife and making a record for his child. And also working on the other five kids to come...

Anonymous said...

It sounds to me like he thinks he's going to die young. Like maybe he knows that with his lifestyle and genetics his body isn't going to hold up. That's a bad attitude for him to have. When you think that way the old Self-fulfilling Prophecy kicks in and you'll make it happen.

Anonymous said...

If Gerard had ever said he was going to have six kids, somebody would have posted a link to it. I don't know why it keeps getting brought up because it's just bullshit.

Anonymous said...

I thought Lynz mentioned they both wanted a large family.

Anonymous said...

Didn't he say it in the Vancouver interview?

Anonymous said...

Nah, wasn't it the Jersey one straight after the Bon J gig? Something about getting back to "his roots" and having six kids...

happyXamp said...

YAY racist candy http://pic.gd/8195ad


curtesy of Jimmmy Piss

Anonymous said...

Didn't he say it in the Vancouver interview?

Nah, wasn't it the Jersey one straight after the Bon J gig? Something about getting back to "his roots" and having six kids...

Link?

Anonymous said...

Lol, if he wants to get "back to his roots" then why'd he move to LA?

Anonymous said...

Lol, if he wants to get "back to his roots" then why'd he move to LA?

To get Lindsey in a baby makin' mood?

happyXamp said...

so MCRofficial on twitter is following some dude named MikaelGM and considering their only following the band and him i'm pretty sure he's someone either very close or their new tour manager...

http://twitter.com/mikaelgm

Anonymous said...

Does anything ever make sense with Gerard? Goodness knows why he has to search for "his roots". Sounds like he's pretty rooted in LA.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't it in the Kerrang interview?

"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid," added Way. "But then I also didn't expect to meet Lindsey, and when I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have six kids with."

Anonymous said...

Nope. He never said anything about six kids. And if he did, it would probably have been a lie like everything else he's ever said. So it doesn't really matter.

Anonymous said...

How did "a kid" get turned into "six kids"? Somebody is playing games here.

Anonymous said...

How did "a kid" get turned into "six kids"?

I think it's like the Lindsey is Kat thing.

Somebody says it. Another person believes it and suddenly it's being bandied about the internet as fact.

I was very into MCR back around the time of the Bon Jovi show. If he'd said it, I would have remembered it and he didn't say it.

Anonymous said...

About the Lindsey is Kat thing, Lindsey has been known to tell her some of her fans she's known him for a long time, so I'm not too sure about that. There could have been something.

Anonymous said...

I'm keeping an open mind about "the six kids". He may have said it. Reminds me of the time everyone was denying his involvement with Eliza and that turned out to be true.

Anonymous said...

Well, if Gerard said he's going to have six kids, then it's pretty much a certainty that it won't happen because he never, ever tells the truth.

Anonymous said...

"I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid, but then I didn't expect to meet Lindsey. "When I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

So, when is he talking about "meeting" Lindsey? Years and years ago? But then he told Steven on SURS that he "met the person" he was going to spend his life with on the PR tour.

It's all double talk. You can't believe anything when it comes to this guy.

Anonymous said...

but will he live to have six kids. he has to pick one: be a tortured soul who dies too young (yea right) or have a giant family that he's the breadwinner for.

Anonymous said...

Who cares how many kids he has? I don't.

Anonymous said...

The fangirls will defend him with bullshit like "oh he meant like he RE-met her, DUH!"

Bullocks.

Anonymous said...

idk something to talk about

Anonymous said...

It's all double talk. You can't believe anything when it comes to this guy.

That's what you do to cover up cheating.

Anonymous said...

I personally think it would be a riot if he had six kids. Lindsey would look like an old fishwife. Her stomach muscles would be gone and she'd never do another backbend again. Plus, she'd never have her "art" career.

And Gerard? He'd look like a zombie because he'd be worrying about how he's going to support them.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Lindsey's nearly 34. If she was going to have 5 more kids she'd have to squirt out one every year to year and a half if she's going to do it before she's too old. It gets risky both for the mom and child pretty soon after 40. So they better get to work and Lindsey better give up on that art show nonsense.

Anonymous said...

I personally think it would be a riot if he had six kids. Lindsey would look like an old fishwife. Her stomach muscles would be gone and she'd never do another backbend again. Plus, she'd never have her "art" career.

And Gerard? He'd look like a zombie because he'd be worrying about how he's going to support them.


Their sex life would go kaput.

Anonymous said...

like it isn't already?

Anonymous said...

Lol. I bet Gerard throws pouty fits every night because Lindsey isn't paying him as much attention as she did before the baby came.

And Lindsey probably has lots of "headaches."

Anonymous said...

And Gerard? He'd look like a zombie because he'd be worrying about how he's going to support them.

He'll have a movie deal soon, and he's writing the score to it, so they'll be plenty of moolahs for his tribe.

Anonymous said...

I can imagine him working late at the studio every night and leaving her home alone to take care of the baby. If that's the case she's probably seething with resentment when Gerard comes home at 2:00 a.m. and wants to do the nasty. So yeah. Lots of headaches.

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