Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Man you must be up out your mind!

Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world



Oops, sorry, did I go too far that time? LOL just kidding. I thought you people all might want to read something funny instead of the usual posts about hypocrisy and fake feminism.

Happy Halloween everyone.

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Anonymous said...

What is she expecting, everyone to grovel at her feet just because she's in a band? If she had any sense she would know that's part of the game.

Anonymous said...

Like the rest of MSI, her shtick was about insulting their fans...alienating their audience, right?

Only now she's married to Mr. I'm Here to Save Your Life and be a Role Model, so I guess she has to change. Now she posts pictures of herself in fifth grade on her twitter and tells people how things will get better.

Somehow, I don't think this is what Jimmy envisioned when his band became joined at the hip with MCR.

Anonymous said...

It seems that both bands have moved from their previously extreme stances and more towards the middle. In doing so, both bands have lost their identities.

MCR definitely seems to be floundering. MSI will probably do the same. They should have used their heads and done their best to keep the two bands separate.

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is why MSI took down the "crisps" interview and why the "board kids" video is private now.

Is MSI going to change their image now that Lindsey is married to Gerard? I don't really see Jimmy just going along with that. Maybe if Lindsey doesn't go back with MSI it won't be because she doesn't want to. Jimmy might fire her ass.

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling that Lindsey will not be returning to MSI, and part of this whole twitter business is to redeem her image and show she's not the person people have made her out to be. Now she wants to show she is a good mommy. I glad she loves her child and wants to do the right thing for her, but I cannot help but think it's part of her self-promotion.

Anonymous said...

I don't think she'll be returning to MSI either. I think maybe she realized that what she did with that band wasn't so "huge" after all. Maybe being a mother made her realize that she needed to set a better example for her daughter, so now she wants to be an artist. I don't like her "art" but maybe there are people out there who will buy it (probably MCR fans) but she can probably convince herself that she's selling it because she's "talented."

Anonymous said...

I agree with you 6:09. It wouldn't surprise me if JU has new plans for his band seeing the MCR connection didn't reap that many benefits for him.

Anonymous said...

Apparently MSI didn't miss a beat when Vanessa left them and they did fine without her when Lindsey was on maternity leave. I don't think they would have any trouble finding some young girl who is willing to step up and pretend play the bass in her stead. Maybe they can search strip clubs and find one who will actually do a pole dance and wear a thong under her schoolgirl outfit.

Anonymous said...

I posted a journal on a website about that readers' criticism Lyn-Z got in Kerrang! pretty much saying that I could see where they were coming from.

After much debate with another member, they posted this:
As a side note, she does seem to be a really lovely person. I've never encountered someone quite so passionate about their fans - and not in the way that Gerard is for instance, which gets a little preachy (been an MCR fan for five years, not knocking him at all). Lyn-z will stand there on stage when Jimmy's being a d*ck and explain to the front row that he's wrong, and we can and will do amazing things with our lives. I think that it's lovely that with a band which has no meaning (other than "Jimmy likes to annoy people"), she has managed to convey her own, immensely positive one.

I'm not trying to ridicule the person, but I just wanted to know what others make of this.

Anonymous said...

That could be all part of their stage act. Jimmy Urine plays his part as the "dick", and she play her part standing up to him for the fans. You can't really alienate your fans, it's business suicide.

Anonymous said...

I think they are trying to be the Sex Pistols of the noughties, and being crap at it I may add!
They just do what they want, and try to shock people, but its all been done before!
Lindsey tries to be like Sid Vicious,(will Gerard be her Nancy!), he couldnt play either.
BTW some members still play together, and were on TV here last week, brought back memories for me!
I hope that makes sense cos I'm crap at writing down what I want to say, if not SUCK IT! lol haha :)

Anonymous said...

I think that piss pot must have a lot of issues if he still feels the need to show the world his finger at the age of forty. I bet that everything he does is an act to take the wind out of the people's sails who want to make fun of him.
I mean a guy whose last name is Euringer? The school yard bullies' jokes practically wrote themselves with that name. No wonder that he calls himself Urine. He most likely had to hear that every day since kindergarten.

Also, I read in an article that they used to drink each other's piss on stage. Do you think Lindsey drank Jimmy's urine? I don't know how you can kiss a person that drinks his own or other people's piss? Chantal must have a thing for that.

Anonymous said...

Mascarpone Cheesecake with Almond Crust

Ingredients
Crust:

* 1 cup slivered almonds, lightly toasted
* 2/3 cup graham cracker crumbs
* 3 tablespoons sugar
* 1 tablespoon unsalted butter, melted

Filling:

* 2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, room temperature
* 2 (8-ounce) containers mascarpone cheese, room temperature
* 1 1/4 cups sugar
* 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 4 large eggs, room temperature

Topping:

* 1/2 cup chocolate-hazelnut spread (recommended: Nutella)
* 1/4 cup whipping cream

Directions

For the crust: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Tightly wrap the outside of a 9-inch diameter springform pan with 2 3/4-inch-high sides with 3 layers of heavy-duty foil. Finely grind the almonds, cracker crumbs, and sugar in a food processor. Add the butter and process until moist crumbs form. Press the almond mixture onto the bottom of the prepared pan (not on the sides of the pan). Bake the crust until it is set and beginning to brown, about 12 minutes. Cool. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees F.

For the filling: Using an electric mixer, beat the cream cheese, mascarpone cheese, and sugar in a large bowl until smooth, occasionally scraping down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula. Beat in the lemon juice and vanilla. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, beating just until blended after each addition.

Pour the cheese mixture over the crust in the pan. Place the springform pan in a large roasting pan. Pour enough hot water into the roasting pan to come halfway up the sides of the springform pan. Bake until the center of the cheesecake moves slightly when the pan is gently shaken, about 1 hour 5 minutes (the cake will become firm when it is cold). Transfer the cake to a rack; cool for 1 hour. Refrigerate until the cheesecake is cold, at least 8 hours and up to 2 days.

For the topping: Combine the chocolate-hazelnut spread and cream in a small bowl. Heat in the microwave until warm, stirring every 20 seconds to blend, about 1 minute.

Cut the cake into wedges. Drizzle the chocolate sauce over the wedges and serve.

Anonymous said...

^For those of you who think you're so clever.

Anonymous said...

Um...thanks for the recipe?

Anonymous said...

Sounds tasty, but I wasn't aware that being able to cook determined someone's overall intellect.

People can be skilled in different areas you know.

Anonymous said...

I'm not trying to ridicule the person, but I just wanted to know what others make of this.

I personally don't believe it. I think that person was just making up stories (as LynZ fans often do: case in point, the "Lindsey is Kat" nonsense) in order to make her seem more suitable for Gerard.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, but I already have a cheesecake recipe. I might use the hazelnut topping though. It looks very good.

I'm sure there's an inside joke here, but I'm lost. Anyone else get it?

Anonymous said...

^
I'm guessing it's questioning the intelligence of people here.

Other than that, no idea.

Anonymous said...

MUSHROOM AND SWISS BURGERS

1.5 lbs. ground beef
10 mushrooms
5 slices Swiss cheese
5 burger buns
to sautee mushrooms:
2 tbsp. olive oil
3/4 tsp. garlic salt, or to taste
Prepare ground beef into 5 patties
Place patties on the grill

While burgers are grilling, cut and sautee mushrooms on low heat using olive oil and garlic salt.

Once these are soft and dark brown, set aside.

When finished, remove burgers from over the flame, and set them to the side of the grill.

Carefully spoon mushrooms on the top of all the burgers, then place 1 slice of swiss cheese on each.

Let the burgers sit on the grill for about one minute. Remove and place on buns.

Usually no seasoning or condiments are needed because of the flavor of the mushrooms and cheese together.

Enjoy!

Anonymous said...

Alrighty then. Whatever floats your boat, Random Recipe Anon.

Anonymous said...

I'm vegge anyway.

Anonymous said...

Lyn-z will stand there on stage when Jimmy's being a d*ck and explain to the front row that he's wrong, and we can and will do amazing things with our lives. I think that it's lovely that with a band which has no meaning (other than "Jimmy likes to annoy people"), she has managed to convey her own, immensely positive one.

WTF? Are people expected to believe this nonsense?

JU would have kicked her out, forthwith. MCR/MSI fangirls can come up with the most ridiculous nonsense.

Anonymous said...

The recipe anon came over from Mayo's, for whatever reason.

Anonymous said...

or perhaps returned from Mayo's?

Anonymous said...

I think she meant to post it over at Mayo's. They are trying to feel in all the emtpy spots with talk of food.

happyXamp said...

reeblite: 11/08/2009 9:36 AM

http://alternativepress.com/surveys/118.htm and vote and tell why mcr is the most important band of the decade



we have to tell them why MCR is the suckiest band in the world

happyXamp said...

30 Seconds to Mars have announced that This Is War will be released December 8, 2009.

Anonymous said...

Someone on chemicalromance (lj) posted that survey and most of the fans were like, "WTF? I like MCR but they aren't anywhere close to being the band of the decade." Most all of them were going to vote for other people or just thought the poll was ridiculous in and of itself.

But, seeing as how AP has turned into the teenie equivalent of Kerrang! these days, MCR will probably win it. MCR fans take their silly polls recently and they usually cheat.

Anonymous said...

*Teenie MCR fans, I mean.

Anonymous said...

*recently? I meant to say seriously.

I r sleepy.

happyXamp said...

anon i suggest you get some sleep

Anonymous said...

I saw another poll like that as while ago where you picked who was the best between two bands each time, and then it ended up being between the two last bands left.

Mine ended up being between AC/DC and MCR. Even though I still kinda liked MCR at the time, I chose AC/DC.

9:37 said...

And Re: Marilyn Manson having more money than Gerard.

I think he does, seeing as the band's played their own shows in Perth twice in the last three years, but as far as I know, MCR's only come to Perth when they've been doing a festival.

So either a) it's because it costs too much or b) it's because it's too far away.

Anonymous said...

mikeyway Happiest of birthdays to my beautiful wife @aliciaway. She is the apple of my eye

Sweet, sincere and not OTT. Gerard needs lessons from his brother on how to convey his love for another person in public without sounding like an idiot who's spouting shit.

Anonymous said...

mikeyway Happiest of birthdays to my beautiful wife @aliciaway. She is the apple of my eye.

Um, unless she's not in another city or country I don't know why he has to tweet this. Doesn't he live with her? To me it's the same Oh, look at me, I've got a wife and we still really, really love each other so don't you dare think anything else, fan girls crap that Gerard pulls all the time.

Anonymous said...

MCR just happened to become popular around the time when people were beginning to download music like crazy. They've only had the one record that has sold really well (TBP) and by the standards of even ten years ago it didn't do all that great.

I've heard the Black Parade Tour barely broke even and that MCR is in debt to WB, but I don't know how true any of that is.

I do find it odd that Brian completely quit the music business and said in an interview that there was no money to be made managing and developing bands anymore. I get the feeling he lost his ass with MCR.

Anonymous said...

I find it so odd that Brian's departure has never even been addressed by the band. Brian was featured so prominently in LOTMS and fans really did love him. People even wrote fanfic (yuck) about him.

Of course Brian didn't diss MCR in that article he was featured in, but I couldn't help but think when he said, "I’d rather bet on myself and develop this (becoming a stuntman)," that maybe he quit managing MCR because he was fed up with Gerard's behavior and was afraid of betting on somebody who was so unpredictable.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want to bet my future on somebody as volatile and unpredictable as Gerard Way. Kind of makes me worry a little for Lindsey. :(

Anonymous said...

Of course Brian didn't diss MCR in that article he was featured in, but I couldn't help but think when he said, "I’d rather bet on myself and develop this (becoming a stuntman)," that maybe he quit managing MCR because he was fed up with Gerard's behavior and was afraid of betting on somebody who was so unpredictable.

I don't know if Gerard would have that much power to make Brian leave the music biz for good. I also don't think that he, or better said, the band have that much to say about what kind of music they make und how it's going to be promoted.
The music business is full of assholes and divas and I bet there are people who behave much worse than Gerard does and still their managers keep up with it. If a whiny, self-entitled brat like Gerard can manage it to make Brian quit than he was never meant to work in that business to begin with.
I guess that Brian is more disillusioned about Warner and their behavior than about MCR.
Maybe it's really all about money and when TBP bombed they all had to deal with much smaller paychecks and that's probably what pissed Brian off?

Anonymous said...

The entire music industry is hurting right now. Downloading music has made it nearly impossible to sell a lot of actual cd units. I'll admit I only buy cd's if I absolutely love the band and want the artwork. Other wise I just head over to iTunes and pick and choose what I want. Bands make money off their merch and tours. Considering that TBP tour was so over the top and TBP didn't sell like WB had expected, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if MCR owed the label quite a bit of money. They have to pay for their own videos and staff, so...This will probably be the end for MCR and WB/Reprise, I think this album is fulfilling a contractual obligation and nothing more. The tour will probably be a lot like the last one they did where they played very small venus. I always thought they did that because they weren't able to fill the bigger ones anymore (apart from the last show at MSG) and used the whole "this is a gift to our fans" bullshit to cover that up. I worked in the business but lost my job because ALL the labels are hurting right now. I laugh at the fans who think the MCR guys are multi millionaires. They are well off now, but after paying back the label, taxes, and paying their staff I don't see much left. If I were G Way and company I would invest my money and not go crazy spending it on expensive cars and gadgets.

Anonymous said...

I'll admit I only buy cd's if I absolutely love the band and want the artwork. Other wise I just head over to iTunes and pick and choose what I want.

At least you still buy music, which is more than I can say for most of the people I go to school with.

We had a discussion in my Econ class a few weeks ago and out of the entire class there were only about 3 of us who said they still buy CDs. Most of the others said they download from sharing sites. The professor asked if they didn't feel guilty about that and the overwhelming response was, "I'm a poor college student and I can't afford it."

Thing is, that mentality doesn't just exist among college students, especially in an economy like this.

Anonymous said...

I still buy CDs, and I honestly love seeing my collection grow.

Generally if I like a band I'll buy all of their albums.

7:23 said...

Re: The Dallas Photo.

Apparently Lindsey's supposed to be The Rumor from The Umbrella Academy in the photo, not Jackie O.

Doesn't change my opinion on the photo really, I still think it's in bad taste, but I thought I should post this just in case others didn't know yet.

Anonymous said...

I have to say that it is not always the fault of the consumer that the music industry is in the gutter.
I once wanted to buy the old 'Bloody Kisses' by Type O Negative and the cd store wanted 19.99€. HA! For an album which was released more than 15 years ago. 20€ would have been 40DM back in the day. Who in the hell would have paid 40DM for a cd, let alone an old one? An import cd, okay. A special edition, fine. But a normal cd? Keep it, assholes.

Anonymous said...

To the people insulting the music: have you always disliked the music or is this a bandwagon scenario? I'm not being insulting, just honestly interested.

Anonymous said...

I loved Three Cheers, but never liked TBP. I wanted to like it. I tried really hard to like it. For maybe a week or two I even almost convinced myself that I liked it. But, after a while I realized that it just didn't do anything for me. The only songs that wound up with any kind of playcounts on my iPod were Disenchanted and House of Wolves, but even they didn't get that many. And that was before Gerard started acting like a dick and ruined the image of the band.

Anonymous said...

I still buy CDs, and I honestly love seeing my collection grow.

Same here, but for every person I know who says that, I know about 5 or 6 who say they download all their music now (and a lot of it illegally).

Anonymous said...

Apparently Lindsey's supposed to be The Rumor from The Umbrella Academy in the photo, not Jackie O.

Where did you get that info?

7:23 said...

8:30 anon, it goes with what happens in the comic. I've read most of Dallas, and in the final issue The Rumor impersonates Jackie O and it's her "super powers" that get JFK killed.

And I've heard people on other sites saying that she's The Rumor too.

Anonymous said...

I always knew she was probably supposed to be The Rumor, but it doesn't make the picture any more tasteful.

Anonymous said...

To the people insulting the music: have you always disliked the music or is this a bandwagon scenario?

For what MCR's music is, I think it was good. It was fun and for me it was kind of like the soundtrack for a particular period of my life that I've since outgrown. I don't think there is anything wrong with the music at all. But...

And this is a big but. But, MCR's music was never anything great. It didn't define the 00's. They aren't even close to being the "best band in the world." TBP wasn't Sgt. Pepper nor was it The Wall. It wasn't even American Idiot. For what it was, it was fine, but when Gerard would go on about how great the record was, it made me cringe with second hand embarrassment.

I think I could like the music more if he would have just shut the fuck up about it.

Anonymous said...

MCR was never taken as a just about the music kind of band. I think it was where they came from, what they stood for, things like that the figured into their sucess. Their music alone isn't all that fantastic. TBS is coming by here soon and it made me thnk back to when they, MCR, The Used, Jimmy Eat Word, just that time in music, and it made me wonder if they had stayed like those bands where they would be. If it wasn't for the crazy that came with Helena would their music be able to carry them or was it all funeral dresses, Xed out eyes and band uniforms. I wonder what they will do next. Record companies don't seem to be throwing much money behind anyone that's not a sure thing right now.

Anonymous said...

MCR's success depended a lot on visuals. The dancing corpse in Helena, the band uniforms, Gerard's bleached out hair and crazy faces in WTTBP, etc. were a huge part of who they were. Now with record sales being what they are, bands can't afford to make elaborate videos and even if they did, there's nowhere for them to be shown.

Without that particular medium I don't think MCR would have gotten out of the basement. I don't really see great things in their future, tbh.

Anonymous said...

Contrary to what Gerard believes, his band can't exactly bring down the house at a good ol' fashioned rock show. Spot on acoustic, idts.

8.30 said...

8:30 anon, it goes with what happens in the comic. I've read most of Dallas, and in the final issue The Rumor impersonates Jackie O and it's her "super powers" that get JFK killed.

And I've heard people on other sites saying that she's The Rumor too.


Thanks 7.23. I only read the first series of UA so I wasn't aware.

Anonymous said...

Apparently Lindsey's supposed to be The Rumor from The Umbrella Academy in the photo, not Jackie O.

I don't see what difference it makes. The picture was still crappy "art" and the people who found it offensive will continue to find it offensive.

Anonymous said...

I don't think MCR is going to have any future past this record unless Gerard does something about his voice. He definitely needs to quit smoking and probably should be consulting someone about voice training. Unless he wants to do a Britney and start lip-syncing, he's going to have to take some kind of drastic measures or he'll be totally washed in another couple of years.

Anonymous said...

*washed up

Anonymous said...

I went to both Green Day shows at the o2 recently and was blown away by Billie Joe's vocals. They played for 3 hours each night and had so much energy and charisma on stage. He didn't have to change the key of the songs to sing them live either, they sounded as good, if not better than on the albums. Raw talent, he has it.

Anonymous said...

I saw The Cure last year and they played for 3 hours too. Robert Smith's voice sounds just as good now as it did 20 years ago.

Gerard was never much of a singer, but if he loses much more of his lung capacity he's not even going to be able to scream the lyrics of MCR's songs tunelessly anymore. He'll have to hold the microphone out to the audience for the entire show.

happyXamp said...

Joey Ramone held up too, for the gazillion years that they played, as did Joe Strummer... though he'll argue he never had much of a voice

I've always been impressed with Billie Joe. I don't hear much of a diffrence from him playing live and on the album

happyXamp said...

American Idiot the play is headed to Broadway by the way

7:23 said...

Thanks 7.23. I only read the first series of UA so I wasn't aware.

No problem. :)

I don't see what difference it makes. The picture was still crappy "art" and the people who found it offensive will continue to find it offensive.

It accounts for Lyn-Z's expressionless face, but still doesn't account for the bad taste of the photo.

Anonymous said...

Even if she was being the Rumor, it doesn't matter. She's dressed as Jackie O and he's obviously supposed to be JFK. The entire plot line for Dallas was offensive. There are just some historical things in this world that you shouldn't fuck with, especially for a comic. The idea that it was the Rumor who killed JFK with her power is absurd. It would be like having her stand up there impersonating Hitler and doing the whole "I heard a rumor there was a holocaust." Not in the same areana I know but still, the point is that Gerard is a much more talented comic artist then he is a writer. Which is obvious by the lyrics for some of the new songs. Death Before Disco could have been written by 7 year old.

Anonymous said...

That stupid wife of his could have inspired the lyrics for DBD.

Anonymous said...

Which kind of goes back to how much tinkering Gerard's producers do with his material.

Anonymous said...

^^both content and sound.

Anonymous said...

I hope the producer of the new record just lets Gerard's lyrics go as is. I also hope they don't use autotune. I would love for MCR to put out a record sounding like MCR actually sounds so that we could hear the fan and critics' reactions.

Anonymous said...

I think one of the reasons people bring KOL up a lot here is because they traditionally have always gone into the studio and tracked their songs live. They sound the same way at their shows as they do on the records which MCR definitely does not.

I wish more bands recorded that way.

Anonymous said...

People bring up KOL here because they are probably rich preps and jocks who hate MCR and the type of people who listen to them. Kol suck.

You will never hear a KOL fan say that KOL saved their life.

MCR is a great live band. Gerard maybe doesn't always sing on key but he always puts on a great show which is what people go to shows for. Why would I pay to see him just stand there and sound like the CD when I already have the CD.

Anonymous said...

You are being sarcastic with the first part of your post right? I don't buy into the "I'm this sort of person, I must only listen to this sort of music" deal.

And a band doesn't have to "save your life" to make them great musicians who make great music.

I, personally, prefer when the show is great AND the music is great. If that can't be, I'll settle for one or the other...but I'd prefer for the music to rank higher than the spectacle.

Anonymous said...

Examples of Gerard's great showmanship, please.

Anonymous said...

I don't buy into the "I'm this sort of person, I must only listen to this sort of music" deal.

Neither do I, but you would be surprised how many people do buy into it. It seems like a high school thing to me, but some people never outgrow it.

Anonymous said...

You will never hear a KOL fan say that KOL saved their life.

Really? Sounds good to me because I really hate when MCR fans say that. I don't know much about KOL beyond The Bucket and their latest record, but I think I'll go check them out.

Anonymous said...

Examples of Gerard's great showmanship, please.

They're all over youtube. Every live performance they ever did is an example. Go find them yourself.

Anonymous said...

They're all over youtube. Every live performance they ever did is an example. Go find them yourself.

I assume you haven't been on many concerts of different musical acts so far to consider Gerard's behavior on stage as great showmanship.

Anonymous said...

Every live performance they ever did is an example. Go find them yourself.

Every live performance is the same old thing. The same lame moves, that camp walk he does with his arm swinging, the same hand gestures, the same chat, the same "Get your hands in the air motherfuckers, or "Jump", that fucking chicken dance.

What was endearing at first is now annoying and predictable. Although I must add that "the chicken dance" was never endearing, just emabarrassing.

Anonymous said...

*embarrassing

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, that damn 'motherfuckers' thing.
When I was at their concert it really annoyed me having to listen to him screaming all the time 'Danke, motherfuckers', Dankeschön, motherfuckers'.

Anonymous said...

I personally don't like being called a Motherfucker, even by the almighty Gerard Way.

Anonymous said...

anon at 6:57, I don't agree with you on Gerard, but I completely agree with you on KOL. They suck and everyone who likes them just jumped on the bandwagon because they're the band to like now.

Anonymous said...

They suck and everyone who likes them just jumped on the bandwagon because they're the band to like now.

Sounds like what happened with MCR for a time, only the ones who jumped on the bandwagon were mainly teenies and frustrated middle aged women.

Anonymous said...

I find it hilarious that the people who say KOL suck usually have no knowledge about the band beyond Sex on Fire and Use Somebody.

KOL has been around for a long time. They count among their fans Bob Dylan, Eddie Vedder, Chrissie Hynde, members of U2, Radiohead, Justin Timberlake... the list goes on.

I'm not saying you have to like them. They aren't everybody's cup of tea. But, you can't say "they suck" unless you are trying to imply that your musical tastes are better than the musicians mentioned above.

Anonymous said...

Ray just posted a new blog about the record. He also mentioned some of the new song titles. "Still alive", "Save Yourself", "Trans Am", "Kiss the ring" and " My only hope for me is you".

Anonymous said...

"The Only Hope For Me Is You" must be (one of the) tribute songs to his amaaayzing wife.

You know it's true. LOL.

Anonymous said...

How pathetic, the song names are so obvious especially these "Kiss the ring" and " My only hope for me is you" more "I love my wife" songs.

Anonymous said...

How anyone can write song after song about a tattooed bird-brain and actually record it, is beyond my comprehension.

Anonymous said...

That's because he's jackass himself 12:58.

Anonymous said...

Kiss the ring just makes me think of assholes, as in the anus. Is that what he means? Or does he mean the whole Mafia thing? Or the whole Catholic/Pope thing?

I'm going with kissing anuses. Maybe he is fighting his homosexual urges, and releasing that frustration through song!

Anonymous said...

I suppose we all expected this, an album about his great life, muscle cars and the stupid wife. Very predictable. They should make the cover design simple and basic too. Black with a chicken.

Anonymous said...

Who is he kidding with a song about a Trans Am? Do teenage girls like muscle cars?

Get a clue, Gerard. You aren't going to win over the males with a song about a Trans Am when you used to wear makeup and prance around on stage in a feather boa.

Anonymous said...

What do you want to bet that My Only Hope for Me is You (God, that's a horrible tite) is a re-working of The World is Ugly?

And why do all of those song titles sound so familiar? Oh wait, it's because they are.

Save Yourself is a line from Audioslave's Cochise. Still Alive sounds like Staying Alive by the Bee Gees and KOL did a song called Camaro, which is essentially the same car as a Trans Am.

So original. Not.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they're fake titles to throw the fans off?

I can't believe Gerard would write a song about his Trans Am. Surely not.

Anonymous said...

How does a band go from cool titles like "It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish" to "Still Alive" and "Save Yourself"?

This record is going to suck.

Anonymous said...

Don't MSI have a song called 'How to alienate your audience'? I think that should be the title of their new record.

Anonymous said...

Alienating Our Audience was the title of a live album (or maybe DVD ?)that they released. It has Panty Shot on it. :/

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the lovelies feel quite safe with this rabid dog guarding them.

This place just gets crazier and crazier. No wonder Mayo stays away.

Anonymous said...

Idiot!

happyXamp said...

I really wish that MCR had learned some humility from Green Day. Every time i've met GD they've been great about hanging out until everyone was gone. Not to mention i've never seen or heard of BJ calling the audience mofos

Anonymous said...

I love the way Billie Joe brings people up onstage with him. He loves to interact with the audience and I've never heard him call anybody a motherfucker either.

Come to think of it, I've never heard anybody in a band call the audience motherfuckers but Gerard.

Anonymous said...

4:20 we are not interested.

Anonymous said...

Don't MSI have a song called 'How to alienate your audience'? I think that should be the title of their new record.

What about? My wife is amazzing and other awesome tales from LA

Anonymous said...

Ray just posted a new blog about the record. He also mentioned some of the new song titles. "Still alive", "Save Yourself", "Trans Am", "Kiss the ring" and " My only hope for me is you".
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Sweet Jeebus. Those song titles are absolutely terrible!

Damn, is this band trying way too hard.

Anonymous said...

"Still alive."

"Save yourself."

How corny.

Anonymous said...

"My Only Hope for Me is You" Could be about his daughter. What I'd like to know is why they would call a song after Gerard's car and not a car from someone else in the band. What did he do, get Lyn-z to arm wrestle all of them?

Anonymous said...

Idiots. Ray said the song titles might change. That's how the band operates. They feed fans false information to get them talking and obviously it worked with you morons.

Now you'll all be dying to hear those songs and once you do you'll be hooked.

MCR will be right back on top again and then what will all you naysayers have to talk about? Well, I guess you'll always have your stupidity and mental illnesses to discuss.

Anonymous said...

Want an example of Gerard's showmanship? Here is a great example. Gerard had that audience in the palm of his hand. He always does. Try and put it down all you want, you know you wish you had been there.

Suck on it haters!

happyXamp said...

4.01 just becuase there in the palm of his hand doesn't mean that its good showmanship. Just means he knows how to put on an act most times

Anonymous said...

One more comment and I will leave all of you to choke from the stench of your own excrement.

Compare the excitement and showmanship evinced in the clip I just posted to this one. I give you your crappy fuzzy pet band, loved by frat boys, cheerleaders and Twitards. How exciting. They just stand there. Puts me to sleep almost instantly. ZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

Gerard had that audience in the palm of his hand.

Too bad about the other half of the audience who got up and left after NIN played, right?

MCR fangirls. Logic does not apply.

Anonymous said...

Oh darn! I said I would leave, didn't I? Well, I shall, but not before pointing out that the bass player from that other horrid band seems to be copying none other than our Gerard's outfit! LOL!

Not only are they boring, they're copycats as well.

And now, I must go. The smell is killing me. You really should have a plumber come and check that out.

Anonymous said...

^Just a note to the youtube link anon. The KoL 02 video was uploaded on 5th Nov 09 and has 108,732 views and 297 ratings. The MCR Summer Sonic one was uploaded on 11th October 09 and has 4225 views and 67 ratings.

The numbers don't lie.

Anonymous said...

I'm not even a KoL fan and I would much rather watch their clip than Gerard's shitty out of breath attempts at singing.

Also I wasn't aware that Gerard invented the vest, white shirt and tie combination. What a shame that it looks so much better on that guy from KoL.

I think the "stench" you're smelling is from the steaming pile of shit that you're trying to unload here.

Anonymous said...

I love how MCR fan girls will tear any other band apart, even one with extreme musical talent and a lucrative career, but will cry buckets of tears if anyone so much as dares to question MCR or any of their memebers. Of course if a member of KOL were to suddenly be BFF's with members of MCR those same fangirls would be singing their praises. Much like they did with MSI.

Anonymous said...

The KoL 02 video was uploaded on 5th Nov 09 and has 108,732 views and 297 ratings.

Wow. November 9th was two days ago. O_O

I wasn't aware that KOL were that popular.

Anonymous said...

Oh wait. I read that wrong. November 5th. Still, that was less than a week ago. That's a lot of views in 6 days.

Anonymous said...

4:01 that was hilarious. You wouldn't know showmanship if it bit you on the ass.

Anonymous said...

Idiots. Ray said the song titles might change. That's how the band operates. They feed fans false information to get them talking and obviously it worked with you morons.

Yup, really big changes. YOU believe all the shit they feed you. Moron.

Anonymous said...

Wow. November 9th was two days ago. O_O

When I typed the figures out I never really thought about the dates, only one was Oct and one was Nov. So that is pretty impressive. Especially as I think the gig was in June 2009, so not new.

Hold on just googled it. The DVD for the 02 gig came out on 10th Nov, so maybe someone leaked a clip of it early? Hence the huge amount of views?

Well either way it is a useless argument because anyone with half a brain and reasonable hearing should be mature enough to appreciate the fact that KoL have musical ability and are very popular. Regardless of whether they are their personal taste or not.

Anonymous said...

anyone with half a brain and reasonable hearing

that excludes the rabid, extreme MCR fangirls, so that theory isn't going to work.

Anonymous said...

Oh darn! I said I would leave, didn't I? Well, I shall, but not before pointing out that the bass player from that other horrid band seems to be copying none other than our Gerard's outfit! LOL!

Not only are they boring, they're copycats as well.

And now, I must go. The smell is killing me. You really should have a plumber come and check that out.


Now who's the bigger fucking idiot that comes here? Your idol probably smells far worse than anything here. And just for you cause you probably live and eat this shit, MCR SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol @ "our Gerard."

Honey, he ain't my Gerard. You can have him.

Anonymous said...

MCR will be right back on top again and then what will all you naysayers have to talk about? Well, I guess you'll always have your stupidity and mental illnesses to discuss.

Um, it's clear you're the one with displaying stupidity and showing mental deficiency. You seem to be convinced he's a "great showman" and believe any crap they spin. Sweetie, he's not "our Gerard", you can keep all of him lol. Have a great day.

Anonymous said...

Silly MCR fangirls. Firstly you can't compare the two bands they are different musical genres, and secondly KOL are far more popular in the mainstream, and are actually respected by their own peers in the music industry, which is something you cannot say about MCR.

The majority of MCR's respect is derived from rabid, illogical and incoherent fangirls, young and old. (good example shown by that anon) I don't even like KOL's music. (with all due respect for those that do)

Anonymous said...

5:35 my thoughts exactly

The new songs sound like they're ~masterpieces in the making.

Anonymous said...

Want an example of Gerard's showmanship? Here is a great example. Gerard had that audience in the palm of his hand. He always does.


That's because his fans fall somewhere between nitwit tweens and zombie drones.

Kapunua said...

Ray said the song titles might change. That's how the band operates. They feed fans false information...

So what are you saying, that Trans Am is a fake title, and on the album they will use the real one and it will be something like, "Driving This Makes My Dick Feel Bigger"?

Or maybe "I'm Not Gay (I Promise, See, I Even Drive A Tough Dude Car.)"

Or, "This Is What Rocks Stars Are Supposed To Drive, Right?"

Or maybe they'll keep it simple with, "Balding-Mobile".

Anonymous said...

"Driving This Makes My Dick Feel Bigger"
= my new jam!

"That's how the band operates. They feed fans false information..."

in a nutshell

happyXamp said...

so i signed up to recieve texts about the GD album before it came out... so last night i was surprised to find out i had gotten a text from the same number but for MCR..


It says check out the website for new song titles like "Black Dragon Fighting Society" and more

i don't know if that one is new to any of you but it certainly wasn't one that i had heard of

Anonymous said...

sounds like a shitty fake metal song.

Anonymous said...

or some of that random crap mikey comes up with on twitter that they decided to use as a song title.

Anonymous said...

MJ seems to think that we are all talking about her over here.

Anonymous said...

^Let her think what she wants. There's a reason VV threw her out on her ugly ass.

Anonymous said...

Black Dragon Fighting Society

is that even a song title? it sounded like a children horror book or something.

Anonymous said...

How do you know that she's ugly, anon?

Anonymous said...

Not the same anon, but MJ acts ugly to people. She may be totally gorgeous on the outside for all we know, but her behavior is very often ugly...like most of the people at Mayo's.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure all the people at Mayo's think you're ugly too, Siobhan. After all, isn't it you that pulls the wings off of flies?

Anonymous said...

It was Elena said that to Siobhan. And that she should leave Mayo's and go burn down an orphanage.

Anonymous said...

God, they just go into hysterics over there.

Anonymous said...

Not the same anon

Are you fucking kidding me?

LOL

Idiot!

Anonymous said...

http://community.livejournal.com/tothetune/35280.html

Anonymous said...

AC/DC could write better lyrics than those.

Anonymous said...

GTFO Mya. We know you love us, but please leave.

Anonymous said...

No, I am not the same anon. Moron!

Anonymous said...

What I want to know is why is Siobhan over there consorting with MJ and talking shit about us right now?

Anonymous said...

Martha is even threatening to have this blog shut down.

Anonymous said...

Because she could totally do that.

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope Verita doesn't let Martha shut the blog down. It would be a shame to give her that kind of power.

Anonymous said...

Mya, yes you are and you just gave yourself away. The screaming of insults followed by the exclamation point is pure YOU. Why not just GTFO if you hate it here.Take your "faux hysteria" and go.

Anonymous said...

I thought Siobhan hated Mayo's?

Anonymous said...

She has certainly given that impression in the past. I suppose her friendship with Martha is enough to make her change her mind. Although I don't know how anyone could be friends with Martha.

Anonymous said...

I'm not interested in Mayo's but I wanted to talk to MJ and I didn't know that I need your approval for that!

Also, I know what Elena said back then, but it's so fucking long ago and I don't even care. I didn't even remember it anymore until somebody here brought it up again.
So, why bringing it up again all the time? It's none of your business unless you only want to start shit again for your own entertainment.

Anonymous said...

Well, I shall, but not before pointing out that the bass player from that other horrid band seems to be copying none other than our Gerard's outfit!

Sorry but the only thing I see when I look at that guy in the vest and tie is that's he's damn fine! What's his name? Where has he been all my life?

Seriously, I'm not a 'fangirl' but I can appreciate a good looking man when I see one. I might just have to see about finding a copy of that DVD. :D

Anonymous said...

I don't love KOL, but their drummer is gorgeous. His eyes are amazing and those arms! *sigh*

Anonymous said...

Kerrang! preview of the new MCR record.

"Everything is taking so much longer, in a really great way," he added. "We’ve never been able to go through the songs like this and get things as great as we possibly can. It’s always been like, ‘You’ve got three months to record and two weeks to mix, then you’re back on an airplane to go tour again!’. This time, we afforded ourselves the luxury of exploring every song."

Yeah right, Gerard. It's taking longer (as usual) because they have to go and fix your shitty vocals.

Anonymous said...

From Rock Sound, More lame Gerard Way quotes:

"It is pretty safe to say that fans will not only enjoy this new record more than any of our previous albums but I think they will also get a clear picture from it, one that they will like. It is more raw and honest and a better snapshot of the band."

The singer went on to hint that the album could be My Chemical Romance's defining work:

"A friend who heard the record recently said he now had no interest in listening to our older work anymore, that we had made all our old material redundant. I took it as a compliment, the next thing you do should always make the last thing seem unimportant and I think that will happen when we finally release this album."

Lol. You think the fangirls are currently throwing out their copies of Bullets, Revenge and TBP?

Anonymous said...

What do you want to bet that friend was JU?

Anonymous said...

Frontman Gerard Way has revealed that the emo superstars’ forthcoming album will be a vast departure from the epic grandeur and theatrics of The Black Parade.

"Emo superstars'" LOL

Anonymous said...

Full scans and text of the Kerrang! article here.

Anonymous said...

"the next thing you do should always make the last thing seem unimportant"


I think that's another way of saying "We don't want to play Bullets anymore so shut the fuck up and stop asking us."

I've never heard an artist say that about their older work. But leave it to GW to be the first to say something idiotic like that.

Anonymous said...

"It is pretty safe to say that fans will not only enjoy this new record more than any of our previous albums but I think they will also get a clear picture from it, one that they will like. It is more raw and honest and a better snapshot of the band."

Yadda, yadda, yadda. Another sales pitch for a new record.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that what he says about every new record?

Anonymous said...

Been there. Heard that. With TBP.

Now he's saying it was "unimportant". Okay, Gerard. Whatever.

Goes back to listening to Brand New and not caring.

Anonymous said...

Still wearing the smelly wife's mug on his chest. Stupid dick.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that what he says about every new record?

It is. Almost word for word. He's a fool. Truly. I think his mother dropped him on his head. Either that or he got brain damage from all the drugs and booze.

Anonymous said...

Trans am lyrics;

Gravity don't mean too much for me
is this our destiny?
this world is after me


Huh?

Anonymous said...

Now you'll all be dying to hear those songs and once you do you'll be hooked.
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LOL. Nope.

Anonymous said...

"We've realised that we're one of the youngest bands at our size," muses the frontman. "So there's a responsibility that comes with that, whether it's to fans or to ouside listeners who aren't fans, to be the greatest American rock band.

What does this quote even mean?
"The youngest bands at our size"? What size? His shoe size? Waist size? Or is he talking about how big the band is? Cuz the last time I looked, they weren't all that big.

Nor are they young. He's over 32, ffs. Or is he talking about how long they've been a band? Maybe he's talking about how they've just gone from being a "baby band" to a "teenage band"? Who the fuck knows. I give up on trying to decipher it.

Sense. He makes none.

Anonymous said...

"It is pretty safe to say that fans will not only enjoy this new record more than any of our previous albums but I think they will also get a clear picture from it, one that they will like. It is more raw and honest and a better snapshot of the band.".

Why does he always have to piss on his previous accomplishments? Everything he does at that current time is always bigger and better than the things he did in the past.

I took it as a compliment, the next thing you do should always make the last thing seem unimportant and I think that will happen when we finally release this album.".

Who told you that crap, Gerard?

Anonymous said...

Who told you that crap, Gerard?

I'm thinking it was JU. He was probably telling Gerard this crap was the best thing he ever heard because he's pissed off that his connection with MCR didn't net him a bigger payoff.

Anonymous said...

From stupid Way

"Even before my daughter was born," says Gerard (who became a father in May), "I was writing lyrics that were basically, if anything were to happen to me, and she were to turn 15 years old, she'd be able to listen to it and realize that her father and her father's bandmates and everyone involved in this, weren't victims. There's a huge amount of humour in The Black Parade, but there was so much angst.

"And now," he continues, "there's angst but it's different. I think we're rebelling now as a rock band. We're trying to keep it pure, but we're not playing victims anymore.

"We've realised that we're one of the youngest bands at our size," muses the frontman. "So there's a responsibility that comes with that, whether it's to fans or to ouside listeners who aren't fans, to be the greatest American rock band. That was the goal. And it took a while to get there, but we're just being the best My Chemical Romance that we can be."

Anonymous said...

I think he's going to be in for a rude awakening and with a quote like that he deserves it. They only have a fraction of the fans they used to have and younger fans are onto the countless younger bands out there and they're all thankful to be in the position to be living their dream.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying really hard not to wish bad things for MCR but he's making it really hard. When he talks like they're the biggest, best band on the planet it makes me want this record to fail miserably.

Anonymous said...

Oh well, then his "really intelligent" *smirks* "artiste" wife can support him.

Anonymous said...

Way to keep that ego in check Gerard.

Anonymous said...

LOL! When will you people admit that you're dying to hear these songs? You'll probably be the first ones to download them from iTunes when they come out.

You aren't fooling anyone! Just showing how mentally unstable you are.

Anonymous said...

12:27
from the look of it, you won't have to wish too hard.

Anonymous said...

LOL! When will you people admit that you're dying to hear these songs? You'll probably be the first ones to download them from iTunes when they come out.

You aren't fooling anyone! Just showing how mentally unstable you are.


Welcome back ass kisser.

Anonymous said...

Tut tut! Wishing failure on those you dislike. Or should I say those you can't have for your own because they're married to others.

What lovely people you all are.

Anonymous said...

We don't have to wish failure on MCR. I'm pretty sure that Gerard and his bullshit will do just fine at failing without our help.

Anonymous said...

When will you people admit that you're dying to hear these songs?

I'll admit I'm curious, but I'll just wait for the inevitable posts on youtube, facebook, myspace, whatever.

If you think I'm going to spend any money to hear them you're daft.

Anonymous said...

"Even before my daughter was born," says Gerard (who became a father in May), "I was writing lyrics that were basically, if anything were to happen to me, and she were to turn 15 years old,

It's like wants Bandit to be fatherless like Frances. He really does want to be Kurt.

That's fucked up.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he wants to become "Immortal" like Kurt. I could see that appealing to him and his gigantic ego.

Anonymous said...

if anything were to happen to me, and she were to turn 15 years old, she'd be able to listen to it and realize that her father and her father's bandmates and everyone involved in this, weren't victims

Isn't that really a bit of a slap in the face to Frances? Because she certainly can't say that about her father.

Anonymous said...

if anything were to happen to me, and she were to turn 15 years old, she'd be able to listen to it and realize that her father and her father's bandmates and everyone involved in this, weren't victims.

The funny thing is that with this statement he admits that the age of the average MCR fan is 15.

Anonymous said...

"We've realised that we're one of the youngest bands at our size," muses the frontman. "So there's a responsibility that comes with that, whether it's to fans or to ouside listeners who aren't fans"

Is he seriously going to go down the savior and responsible rock star road again? Really? After he spend the whole last two years saying he didn't and never did want to be.

"A friend who heard the record recently said he now had no interest in listening to our older work anymore, that we had made all our old material redundant. I took it as a compliment"

That wasn't a compliment. Not even close.

Anonymous said...

He's so full of shit. I can't even begin. Gerard Way you are dead to me.

Anonymous said...

So they're talking about a spring release date. What do you want to bet it doesn't get released until about October?

Anonymous said...

if anything were to happen to me, and she were to turn 15 years old, she'd be able to listen to it and realize that her father and her father's bandmates and everyone involved in this, weren't victims.

And then she would go listen to Cancer and hear him going on about "my aaaaaaagoneeeeeee!" and think, "Jeez, my dad was a wuss."

Anonymous said...

So, since TBP was, according to Gerard, "more like we made our sixth record instead of our third" then I suppose they jumped way ahead to about their 15th with this one, right?

Time for those bitches to retire, I would say.

Anonymous said...

His talk about "if anything were to happen" to him really is disturbing, especially when he includes Bandit in it. I wonder if Lindsey is aware of the way he thinks, or wants things to turn out. If she wasn't before she most likely is now.

Anonymous said...

dead blog is dead. like kurt.

Lynn said...

LOL! When will you people admit that you're dying to hear these songs? You'll probably be the first ones to download them from iTunes when they come out.


I admit it. I'm dying to hear the songs!









SO I CAN LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!! I don't care how much "mixing" they are doing. I heard the songs they sang at the Roxy. They sucked!

happyXamp said...

i'm just gonna wait until their available on Sendspace or Megaupload... then download them... i don't have respect for them so why should i pay??

Anonymous said...

I buy CDs of bands that I love and want to support. That doesn't include MCR. The record will probably leak the weak before it's released and even if it doesn't it will be available on sites everywhere to download within a couple of hours after it becomes available. If I bother to download it (which is doubtful) I'll delete it after I've given it a listen.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how some of their biggest "fans" are the first to rip it and upload it for millions to download, free of charge.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how some of their biggest "fans" are the first to rip it and upload it for millions to download, free of charge.

It boggles the mind. One girl I know who pre-ordered Desolation Row had it up on a sharing site less than an hour after she received it. I don't understand why people do that to the bands they claim they love.

Anonymous said...

Artwork leaked at least a couple of weeks before you could buy it. So did New Again. Daisy leaked the week before it was released. I downloaded them simply because I was impatient and couldn't wait, but the day the CDs became available, I went out and bought them.

I won't be buying MCR's CD. I doubt I'll even care enough to download it.

Anonymous said...

I was such an idiot when TBP came out. I didn't get the LE I pre-ordered by the release date and I couldn't wait so I went out and bought the regular edition and wound up with two copies -- of an album I discovered I didn't even like. I won't ever make that mistake again. I think you should at least preview a CD before you buy it.

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